Chris has been arrested

[ColdSlab]

I knew that there would be weens and clout chasers trying to get at Chris, but I didn't expect it to be The Gunt on a quest to get Chris to tell everyone Josh told him to screw his own mother.

Just imagine it's like a year ago and someone told you "The way Christory ends is with Chris raping his mom then being arrested while a recently engaged May and Ethan Ralph film it". Nobody would listen to them. They'd be like a man traveling back in time to tell people during the black plague that disease is caused by teeny tiny little creatures you can't see invading your body. They'd be considered totally insane.

What a blessed finale to the Chris Chan saga.

We still have the Jail DLC to get through before this is over

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

If I fuck that woman.... will I be free?

Don't do that to them!

 

[Bloodypinky]

So last night there was a sperg in here associated with @10anon who posted this text referring to BDSM and ropes. Was it ever confirmed to be fake?View attachment 2401158

Check the thread on Kelly.

 

[judge claude frollo]

Barb can now die alone knowing her last sex was with her female son

 

[RichFineMan]

So last night there was a sperg in here associated with @10anon who posted this text referring to BDSM and ropes. Was it ever confirmed to be fake?View attachment 2401158

No idea, but this person who posted a previously unheard and uncut version of the phonecall (you can hear the entire back/forth) credits 10anon. Wasnt able to confirm they were the source since their account got nuked.

The Full Unedited Chris Chan phonecall

This is a raw unedited cut of the phone call. gib credit to 10anon.

www.youtube.com

 

[ÁchtunaRoll]

 

[michael_bruh]

Chris is going to get raped in girl prison

What if he gets raped by another tranny in the prison

 

[FearsReality]

Chris isn't locked up with females. They're locked up with him.

He’s king-queen of the Alternative Lifestyle Unit. (Or whatever special unit transgenders go in)

 

[Broseph]

Be me, Bob. In heaven. Let's check out the family.

-wife coddles son into retardion
-wife remortgages cus she's an utter spastic
-Son becomes deviant, we all knew.
-Wife loses her mind
-Degenerate troon son rapes her.

Be Bob. Kill God.

CWC's life really went to complete and utter shit right after Bob died:
-Chris and Barb get arrested for the hit 'n run incident with Snyder, end up spending all of Bob's inheritance.
-Chris burns the house down a few years later by making bathroom coffee.
-Chris troons out and pretends to be a "woman".
-Chris gets arrested again for macing some poor guy because they wouldn't let him vandalize their Sanic merchandise.
-Chris gets arrested yet again for sexually assaulting/molesting Barb.

 

[Tentai]

He displays a surprising amount of composure and confidence for what will hopefully be his last moments in the wild.

 

[Adonalsium]

I think it would be really cool and important if somebody took the clip of Ralph screaming at Chris from across the parking lot and overlayed the gunt vision on it.

 

[Whaler]

i'm going to sperg about the jail process a little bit to ease everyone's mind about chris harassing true and honest felon women

chris, IF he goes to jail and isn't automatically committed to a psych ward because he's batshit, will most likely never see contact with other inmates. seeing as he is "female" and once again, batshit, counselors will determine him to be administrative segregation thus he will always be confined by himself. and if he is charged with some kind of sexual crime, they will most likely place him on suicide watch into being processed because that is procedure with those kinds of charges.

it's not linear with all jails but that's just what i would assume would happen to him while he is incarcerated.

Most of this is right, but he'll be questioned by police and therapist to determine just how bad he is mentally. Insanity please get dragged through the mud with questionings and there's always a chance the state could argue to try him as a male because of the nature of his crime. The other thing is that he won't be put in some ward by himself with no contact with other inmates as it's highly likely he won't be seen as a danger to others, he will probably be kept in a solo cell at during night hours though. Either way, there's going to be a lot of prison guards and officers with some interesting stories to tell their friends and family.

 

[Infowarlord]

I think there's gonna be protests (or at least the Twitter keyboard warrior version of them) regardless of whether Chris gets sent to male or female prison. Troons vs TERFs.

 

[There'll be another time]

It's been said a hundred times but this is by far the final stretch in the CWC saga.
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Exile to a tiny shit island in the middle of nowhere; the only fitting ending

 

[Hogar Grupal]

I can't imagine the female inmates Chris is making rapy eyes at/torturing them about da merge.

"You know, solitary doesn't look as bad now." - Female inmate

 

[Witthel]

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Meme I made for the wild ride.

Wonder what Megan's thinking looking at this shitshow.

 

[cubot]

So last night there was a sperg in here associated with @10anon who posted this text referring to BDSM and ropes. Was it ever confirmed to be fake?View attachment 2401158

"I had her neighing like a horse sone would say..."

"All of us, including Magi-Chan and Cryzel, were jittering in suspence."

No way this is Chris, this is too hilarious.

 

[Jose Cuervo]

Thoughts and prayers to the brave officers in the Henrico County jail, they’re gonna need them to survive the flood of incoming autistic phone calls.

 

[King Kiwi]

No idea, but this person who posted a previously unheard and uncut version of the phonecall (you can hear the entire back/forth) credits 10anon. Wasnt able to confirm they were the source since their account got nuked.

The Full Unedited Chris Chan phonecall

This is a raw unedited cut of the phone call. gib credit to 10anon.

www.youtube.com

God why

 

[TiggerNits]

The only thing that could have made this more surreal would be the "fuck em right in the pussy" guy running on to camera and screaming it as they put Chris in the cruiser