Chris has been arrested

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"Your honour, I present to the jury and court, Exhibit A"
 
He displays a surprising amount of composure and confidence for what will hopefully be his last moments in the wild.
It’s because he had time to prepare himself for it. He knows what he did and he knew it was only a matter of time before the Jerkops showed up.
 
There should be a poll for this:

what will Chris’s verdict be?

Guilty on One Charge
Not Guilty on One Charge
NGRI (Not Guilty by Reason of Insanity)
Incompetent to Stand Trial
Guilty on Both Charges
Not Guilty on Both Charges
Too Much of a Faggot to Stand Trial
I don’t fucking know, I’m not the judge.
 
People are worried about Chris chan in women's prison? Have you seen some of the people that get locked up in there? He's gonna get his fucking ass kicked regardless.
Seriously, if he isn't in protective custody some bulldyke is going to beat his face in the minute he leers at any of them.
 
I posed that very question in the OT, but I couldn't keep up with the discussion because the thread was spinning out of control. Some were saying protective custody, some were saying because he's a 'tard. Some were saying that he wasn't really being arrested, but that they were escorting him out of there for his own safety due to the fact that weens were stalking him. My reply to all of those scenarios is still "Why was he in handcuffs then?"

In short, nobody knows.
It’s policy when a cop car has no partition the perp goes in the front passenger seat.
 
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