Chris has been arrested

[G. Williamson]

God I haven't seen SuperJail in a LONG fucking time. It was such a good show

 

[Al from Dadeville]

 

[dramamine]

 

[shitcrash]

still can't get my head around how calm Chris was, There's no way he's actually comprehending how fucked he is. He must think this is going to be more of the same type of encounter he's had with the law before; court appearances, a fine and everything goes back to how it was before..... but this time he's most probably being detained for breaking an EPO while being under suspicion of raping his own mother.

 

[xX Puss Slayer Xx]

fuck chris but hopefully he doesn't get cut into pieces and eaten. hes probably in the best place for him.

 

[Hyperbolic Steroids]

Lucky for Chris, the female prisoners are probably desperate enough to put out for some bent duck. Horny old ladies galore!

What's even worse is that literally any female is an upgrade from Barb in that they're not his fucking mom.

 

[feedtheoctopus]

Getting sent to a females prison is a meme but female prisoners are a bunch of alphas. Chris here probably thinks he has the fast ticket to 76 virgin land but he is gonna get the shit beat out of him regardless.

He's gonna be segregated from everybody else, assuming they actually put him in the women's jail and aren't just putting "female" so they can avoid having to deal with the stupid nonsense that is gender politics in the context of fucking prison. No way in hell they're gonna give a "woman" as big as chris a female celly after he just got arrested for raping his elderly mother.

But yes, if they put chris in gen pop with female prisoners they will probably beat the living fuck out of him the moment he walks into the shower with his weird erection

 

[Gorgar]

Just the song just can't do it justice.
We need a rewrite.

 

[Jebu Nagazi]

why is he so smug

He is thinking on how much Puss Puss he is going to score in the Women Prisonward <3

 

[cubot]

The last thing you see after walking into the prison shower
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He probably shoved the medallion up his ass to get it inside the prison.

 

[rawhide_k]

He must think

no

 

[what the shitfuck]

So you can really just claim to be female and automatically be sent to female prison? There is no way the state verify this? I’m suprised more hardened criminals don’t take advantage of this

Yup already been a case of a trans raping a chick in prison pretty sure. Murca.

 

[I_Was_That_Guy]

U guys' serious ab him being anywhere near females?

 

[Popper Whiting]

The God's of the Harvest have given us a sign!

 

[Bedlam]

Leaving my mark. So years later my grandson can look at me with eyes full of stars saying, "Grandpa, tell me again how wild the internet once was and the ending of Chris chan again."

 

[RolandD-10]

is there any good synopsis video on the hit and run incident? or do i just slog through the genoquest

Michael Snyder - CWCki

theoldnet.com

Here you go bud
Linked to the archive since the CWCki is on the fritz right now.

 

[Wyngnut]

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Never let them take your smile

 

[ArthurEdwards]

Free my nigga!!!!! He dindu nuffin!!!!!!

 

[Hyperbolic Steroids]

Christory only ends when Chris is dead. It is not over.

Imagine if by divine conception he knocks some lass up while imprisoned, it'd be a whole new era.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

I hope that Chris remembers to take a rock into the courtroom with him, because, in his defence, he rocks.

Glad to be counted among those present at this historic moment.