Chris has been arrested

[BayView]

This meme is going to be posted 20 more times in this thread isn't it?

it is summer after all...

 

[Rion]

who will he be reuniting with on the beach?

Perhaps the pipe can take him to the cartoon dimension where he can finally meet up with Sonichu

 

[Mr. Bung]

We can agree there. I’m glad it was his wench of a mother and not a child. We avoided a second EDP.

Also glad it wasn't Bob getting the treatment. Bob was for the most part intelligent and decent and just made the mistake of knocking up and marrying Barb. He died so that he could be spared all these horrors.

 

[TexOffender]

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Well, looks like the medical examination of Barb turned up some stuff.

 

[grumble_bum]

Its going to be like that scene in good times intead Chris grabs the remote and changes the channel to MLP. Then gets the shit kicked out of him by two dykes.

 

[ks99]

because the gunt loves to strike shit

And how exactly does that impede someone from using youtube-dl to grab a bit-perfect copy of the stream before it goes down?

 

[ContinentalButterchip]

Meanwhile in an alternate universe
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I'm glad you posted this, it's way funnier seeing it the 100th time.

 

[Josterman]

lmao

Or we call it rape plus the Ching Chong ding dong continues

 

[DiscoRodeo]

What are the odds of him going to genpop? Rapists are low on the totem pole but man o man this will be a case study of an actual mother fucker‘s treatment in the prison system.

I have it on good word that Chris "Ricardo" Chandler has a firm grasp on the Spanish language, so it's very likely that it will be put to the test and we can look forward to him joining the Latin Kings for protection once he is sent to general pop.

 

[Gary]

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incest arc confirmed

 

[Wikipedia]

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That is the most chill police officer ive ever heard

 

[The Man Comes Around]

It's three in the morning here in England and I have a job so I'm going to sleep. If he finds a way to kill himself while being held in county jail or makes an Andy Dufresne esque escape send me a fax or something

Goodnight retards
"I'll be in your dreams, I love you"

 

[AgathaAllAlong]

Chris being locked up with females is his dream, the opposite is his nightmare. Some will get a sense of justice if he goes to male jail. Personally I think the lack of vidya and toys will be enough to make him break in jail.

I think the inevitable beat down hes gonna get for being handsy with the wrong dyke is what’s gonna break him

 

[Nig Kang Theory]

Oh my fucking God. This whole situation and this crossover on top of it is absolutely unreal. The last time I felt so blindsided by a dramatic twist like this was during the Higuchi chase in Death Note, when suddenly all the major players come crashing together in a way you couldn't possibly have ever predicted and suddenly it hits you at a 1,000,000,000 mph that you are NOT in the same world anymore going forward.
Is it exceptional to make a comparison to an anime here? Absolutely, but then again this whole debacle has fundamentally broken my conceptions of what is even possible in the real world. On one hand it's "you can't make this shit up", and on the other it's too insane and karmic not to be scripted.

 

[anionfarflung]

This story will continue for decades, it only ever really ends IF Chris dies.

FIFY

 

[Nointey]

I wonder what Bob would think of chris

bob is the only person i very much feel bad for.

 

[D4C]

Missing Classic Chris so bad right now.

It's such a shame SEGA cancelled Chris-Chan Generations.

Meanwhile in an alternate universe
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Is this the universe where MLP got 5 more seasons?

 

[Autismo]

Does he though?

I don’t follow Chris that closely these days has he ever been punched in the face and or stomach?

 

[Suburban Bastard]

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Your voice is absolutely butterlicious. What program did you use?

 

[03crep]

Honestly, the reason why me and many other peopel think this is the end is because not only no matter the outcome, we won't be hearing much from him anymore. He will no longer be able to get into his usual antics due to a lack of freedom or resources, and his internet access will be limited.

Plus, if he's going to jail, there is a very, very, very likely chance that he'll die in there. Prison is a harsh environment, and he just doesn not have the nerves or charisma necessary to get people to watch his back, he'll be an easy target for other inmates to use and abuse, which will probably end up driving him to suicide, or he'll get murdered by the other inmmates for whatever reason criminals think is a good one to kill a man.

I like to think that something in him snaps and he becomes the leader of the punk gang or something and he eats paper infused with cocaine and gets a hundred prison tattoos, coming out jacked as fuck and going on a killing spree hitting every troll he's etched on his list.