Chris has been arrested

[Bloody bunny]

This could be really good for Chris he's going to get a harass biker girlfriend and. Do some meth.

 

[Seminal Ointments Lain]

Why would you encourage this behavior, @Null ?

 

[Natal Gaucho]

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The very first mention of Chris was on Something Awful, and I got to be here for all of it.

This is gold.

 

[cancermonger]

He definitely would, and I'm looking forward to it. If he pulls through

That brownnose pup guy fucks his dogs. I remember him from a classic zed vid

I'd beat the shit out of him but if I did that he'd just get a boner. Fucking gross. Thank god normal people know better than to hang around that freak.

 

[Svedish_f1sh]

This isn’t the end, no, it’s only the beginning.

 

[Plight of the Bumblebee]

Also, the fact that Chris is so calm as he's being arrested is...interesting? He almost seems fucking serene, zen like. It's almost a little horrifying.

Like i know he's fucked up but, being handcuffed, escorted to a police car? I might just be a little bitch but i would be breaking the fuck down if i got caught for something like that.

I only started keeping up with Chris about a year ago, the only information i had prior was second hand accounts and vague descriptions.

This is REAL. What fucking cruel god condemned us to an existence where our brains can make us deluded into an idea that we're gods and not so much as bat an eye at being literally sent to jail?

Still fun to laugh at though.

Yeah the way Chris is so calm is chilling. In the past, according to himself, Chris has always had pitched a massive fit when he was arrested. Either he's been lying all this time and imagining resisting the police when in reality he's too much of a pushover coward to do anything, or he's completely out of it and thinks the merge will bail him out.

 

[BeltryOmega]

It's frustrating that I can't share this with anyone I know in real life because nobody knows who C-chan is, lucky them.

Lmao most of my friends are asking me about him, Im kinda embarrased knowing so much about this nigga

 

[Fettucine_Neapoli.]

So, the Jailsaga has officially began?

 

[The Cunting Death]

Where were you when chris chan was arrested?

Sleeping

After waking up and finding out this happened, I went back to sleep where things were somehow less crazy

 

[Nobue]

"My god it's the fucking mario, sonic, whatever guy, what the fuck is he going on about the dimension merge, or whatever? Someone just shank him already-"

Fun fact-- Hitler was encouraged to write Mein Kampf in prison by other inmates because they were tired of his politisperging and it shut him up. Maybe we'll get more Sonichu.

 

[Green Banana]

Fruit arrested for eating a vegetable. What has 2021 wrought?

Saw this, got up, brewed a pot of coffee, poured a cup, sat down, took a sip, sprayed it everywhere. Kudos.

 

[King Kiwi]

I just wanted that fucker to shut up so I could hear Chris squeal. Ruined all the fun we all could've had.

A braying donkey doesn't make as much noise

 

[Stalfler]

wonder if chris will blame sonichu of rapeing barb?

i wonder if the interrogation footage will be released/if they do that sort of stuff in virginia

 

[Randall Fragg]

 

[Ruzan]

Some days I really hate being old, other days like today, I am thankful I was old enough to witness this from the beginning to the end.

 

[WTFisgoingon]

>Female

Fuck this gay Earth.

TERFS are going to have a field day

 

[Plight of the Bumblebee]

Fun fact-- Hitler was encouraged to write Mein Kampf in prison by other inmates because they were tired of his politisperging and it shut him up. Maybe we'll get more Sonichu.

Merge Kampf

 

[Shovel Mech Pilot]

Doctors recommend that after age 60 or so, women switch to anal sex only because the vagina collapses in on itself and therefore regular sex is painful. So there will be evidence of this.

 

[King Kiwi]

Why would you encourage this behavior, @Null ?

Because he owns this place.

 

[Chuck's Fuck and Suck]

imagine him being assigned as your cellmate? And you have no fucking clue anything about this fucker?

Chris-chan isn't locked in there with them, they're locked in with CWC!