Chris has been arrested

[737 MAX Stan Account]

What could've been

 

[cancermonger]

Do you think Chris could manage to continue selling art while he's in prison? He could mail out the drawings in exchange for people putting money in his commissary account.

what would he even buy in prison? is he gonna switch from legos to heroin? will we see him suck cock for drug money?

probably.

 

[TheRealLowtax]

as much as i despite ralph, he didnt rape his mom

The bar has already been lowered I see

 

[BigTed]

I feel like killers get groupies because it plays into some weird bad boy fantasy. Raping your senile mother is about as limp-dick and pathetic as it gets, so I highly doubt this will get Chris any sort of clout. (Who knows though, people are fucking crazy.)

i mean richard ramirez did that pretty much and got his sweetheart

 

[Tranny blaster 6]

I’m so glad I didn’t get a sonichu tattoo for the memes now

 

[Epic Fail Man]

Incest charges confirmed.

"Shut up Rand"

 

[Kermit Jizz]

as much as i despite ralph, he didnt rape his mom

That we know of.

A couple weeks ago we didn't know he lynched puppies.

 

[Pvt. Real G]

What's going to happen to the van and his stuff in the motel room? Is it going to be thrown away and towed?

 

[Swamp Thing]

it's real btw

Somehow didn't make the connection between neovag & vaginoplasty; I thought you were referring specifically to the stab wound. Kind of neat how far cosmetic surgery has come.

 

[Taylor Swift's Ghostwrite]

The bar has already been lowered I see

I have feels about the bar being "did he fuck his mother?"

 

[Cypher]

unfortunately this thread is moving too quick for everyone to see the posts of people who have called to confirm chris's arrest but here:
Chris is being charged with "Incest", and being held without bail.
this was confirmed by a henrico county deputy @9:41pm est

edit: if you think multiple people calling henrico county jail and reporting the same details is too "speculative", you can stop being a fag and record the call yourselves for a deputy to say the exact same thing to you: (804) 501-4586

This is it. We're here. My god we have made it, we are witnessing the dimensional merge.

 

[Ryanwasgay]

as much as i despite ralph, he didnt rape his mom

No but Ralph did try to get underaged pussy so idk if that's much better...

 

[sirhotalot]

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Dear Chris, I wrote you but still ain't callin'
I left my number, my money, and my medallion at the bottom
I sent two letters back in august, you must not-a got 'em
There probably was a problem at the post office or somethin'
Sometimes I cum on the addresses and get stains on 'em
But anyways, fuck it, what's been up? Man how's your Mother?
My boyfriend-free girl's pregnant too, I'm 'bout to be a father
If I have a daughter, guess what I'm a call her?
I'ma name her rose-chu
I read about Clyde's brother ryan too I'm sorry
I had a friend kill himself over sonichu number sixteen too
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan
I even got the twitter shit that you did with magi-chan
I got a room full of your posters and sonichu pictures man
I like the shit you did with sonic boom too, His arms are blue,
Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me up soon,
Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan
This is Stan

Push the door, I'm home at last
And I'm soaking through and through
And then you handed me a towel
And all I see is you
And even if my house falls down now
I wouldn't have a clue
Because you're near me

 

[Liber Pater]

weens after realizing they can't spend their lives harassing chris now:

Royal Tenenbaums "Needle in the Hay"

The beautiful Elliott Smith sequence from Wes Anderson's The Royal Tenenbaums

www.youtube.com

Mark my words, they will still find a way to fuck with him in jail

 

[Henry Wyatt]

You can't confirm that.

if somehow its all fake I will happily retract my statement but the odds of that are less than 0

 

[Govt. Shitposting Machine]

He's going to receive a lot of love in jail

Fucking imagine if he gets a bunch of phone calls and letters from true crime fangirls (male). Just imagine.

 

[GypsyBard]

If he hypothetically got 5-10 years, would anyone bother following his story at that point? I'm sure he will be immortalized on the farms no matter how much time he spends in prison, but he could spend a very, very long time with essentially 0 updates.

Regardless even if he did get years in at least he can go back to a smaller cult following, which I personally enjoyed more than the immense popularity he has now.

If Chris goes into a asylum for life which is likely due to the fact that he won't shut up about dimensional merges and sonichu even while he's being arrested I will consider it the end of his story

However if he gets out one day we may get a spin-off series of Chris wandering the streets homeless begging for change while yelling about CPU gods

In other words if he does get out he will just end up like your average crazy homeless man wandering the streets yelling about nonsense

 

[Pissmaster]

as much as i despite ralph, he didnt rape his mom

Yet.

 

[DammitPerez]

I am deeply wishing more people internalized this instead of exacerbating the scarefest over Chris getting into a women's prison.

Well the scarefest about Chris going to women's prison is going to spread like wildfire on the internet because radfem groups like women's liberation front have been banging the drum loudly on this lately. Chris is a nightmare come true for them, and as soon as they figure out what is happening here, he'll be their new poster boy.

See this article for details, where prisons in California are now stocking up on plan b to prevent pregnancies.

CA Women’s Prisons Anticipate Pregnancy After Forcing Women to be Housed with Men — Women's Liberation Front

New pregnancy resources and free condoms appeared in CCWF in preparation for wave of male transfers under new “gender identity” law

www.womensliberationfront.org

 

[cancermonger]

What could've been

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