[THREAD RETIRED] Isabella Loretta Janke / Bella the Chris-Chan Incest Troll and her clique of extremely sick people - Original thread. Historical purposes only. Not updated. Refer to forum for current info/discussion.

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How the fuck can you be legitimately attracted to Chris? Seriously, what does he have going for him?

Physically, he's obese and unhealthy, and years of cross-sex hormones have probably damaged him further. He's balding and unhygienic, and has a terrible fashion sense.

Psychologically, he's at least lazy, egotistical, entitled, impulsive, and a compulsive liar. And he's also crazy or sociopathic or both, given recent events.

Financially, he's poor as shit.

I honestly can't see any point of attraction, except maybe that he makes virtually anyone else look perfect in comparison.
There's a law for this. I forgot the name, but. Everyone will have a type.

Much like there's women who like serial cannibalistic ugly killers and fetishize them, or like people like Hitler and want to do weird ass regressions to fuck him, or these underage girls who like korean faggots, someone was just BOUND to be interested in chris.

It's not surprising in the slightest that if someone would be interested in chris, it would be in this twisted obsessive level. If you think about it, if the scenario of her being livid because she was being cucked is true, then it's a good thing she never got near chris. Godbear fucking knows what she could've done to him if she was just this long gone into her lunacy over a fat retard who made shitty sonic fan characters 21 years ago.
 
Tfw when reality is falling apart around you
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This entire thing has had way too much weird meme magic involved.

Ethan Ralph being there at the time of the arrest, Aug 1st is Nat. Girlfriend Day, it was the first day of Clown Week, Chris having not fulfilling his comic duties in 666 days when this started. Now Sneed Dorm? A girl actually attracted to Chris?
Don’t forget that Chris was arrested on National Girlfriend Day.
 
Heres my wild speculation, this tranny reached out to @Legendary Christorian and they started some online relationship. :anna:
Now since this person is impulsive and dumb they want to have cybersex so (s)he suggests to Chris use Barb a substitute. :julay:
tl;dr
chris and this tranny used Barb as a fleshlight in their sex game. :alog:
 
Very organic opinion from a very organic new account
I’ve been lurking for a few days since the start of this epic new saga, only just now felt compelled to comment because I’m genuinely curious as to why someone would be such a moralfag as to dox the person responsible for this hilarity
 
Imagine if Chris had a true and honest chance at love with a woman who fit most of his criteria and he ruined it by cheating on her with his mom. Holy shit.
That just leaves me more confused about the situation. The video clearly had Kelly encouraging Chris to contact Fiona, and we already know they're two separate people. I'm really starting to think Chris may have done it without anyone telling him to.
 
Someone remind me why anybody cares who these guys are. Don’t say it’s because they possibly encouraged Chris to fuck his mom, because that’s hilarious, based, and epicpilled
We're bored, we want to understand what happened and encouraging people to break the law is gay and niggerpilled.
 
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