Jim Sterling / James "Stephanie" Sterling / James Stanton/Sexton & in memoriam TotalBiscuit (John Bain) - One Gaming Lolcow Thread

His arms also look super thin. Think he's still crash dieting?
The wife just took one look at the thumbnail on @Neko GF's archive video and asked me "did he start calling himself female because he wanted to lose weight and needed to get ahead of the saggy manboob jokes?".

I laughed, but she may be on to something.
 
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I've just noticed he's gone back to the old format. Completely. Single issue for the video, no cutaways to incongruent 90s adverts. The overall message is 'Don't waste your money on this shit, Nintendo is not your friend'. I agree. He did roll into 'muh billionaires' for a moment but otherwise, yeah don't put microtransactions into games for children.

How has he managed to improve like this so quickly?
 
The wife just took one look at the thumbnail on @Neko GF's archive video and asked me "did he start calling himself female because he wanted to lose weight and needed to get ahead of the saggy manboob jokes?".

I laughed, but she may be on to something.
Oh christ she made a good point, Jim's crash dieting is gonna result in a lot of excess skin sagging, and that's going to be uncomfortable as fuck until he gets it surgically removed. Also, how is his face still so fat and old looking? Honestly if he'd kept a bit of the weight he could've gone for the overly harsh boarding school principal look at least.
 
The time to complain about Pokemon Company and Nintendo ruining that franchise was back when you were calling the fans upset with Dexit, obsessive nerds who needed to move on, when it was clear Sword and Shield was being released as an obvious Wii U era tech demo.

So, uh, enjoy your continued shitty Pokemon franchise you dumb faggots. Its for kids, right?
 
His arms also look super thin. Think he's still crash dieting?

Not to say he isn't visibly thinner by quite the margin, but I suspect part of the "thin arms" effect might be the sheer size of his hands.

No, seriously, look at this, compare the size of his hand to that of his head - which is already probably wider than most because there's still some fat in there.

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I can concede some possible camera trickery with some short focal length and his hand being closer, but this hand still registers as huge to me.

And between that and the "Is he really somehow even bigger than 6'1 ?" thing, he really looks to be a damn ogre.
 
I've just noticed he's gone back to the old format. Completely. Single issue for the video, no cutaways to incongruent 90s adverts. The overall message is 'Don't waste your money on this shit, Nintendo is not your friend'. I agree. He did roll into 'muh billionaires' for a moment but otherwise, yeah don't put microtransactions into games for children.

How has he managed to improve like this so quickly?
Because he seems to be coming out of a manic episode that was likely prolonged by Twitter asspats. I’ll admit I haven’t watched the video, but his sudden urge to tone everything down is often what happens when someone breaks free of mania and is forced to reckon with everything they’ve ruined. In his case, a nigh-unwatchable jimquisition and bleeding sub count.

He can’t walk everything back, of course, and he may not even want to. Once you’re in bed with the troon cult leaving makes you an enemy. But I’m not surprised he’s trying a return to form, at least as much as he can.
 
Not to say he isn't visibly thinner by quite the margin, but I suspect part of the "thin arms" effect might be the sheer size of his hands.

No, seriously, look at this, compare the size of his hand to that of his head - which is already probably wider than most because there's still some fat in there.

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I can concede some possible camera trickery with some short focal length and his hand being closer, but this hand still registers as huge to me.

And between that and the "Is he really somehow even bigger than 6'1 ?" thing, he really looks to be a damn ogre.
If he managed to get in shape and stay healthy years (decades) ago he probably could have been an athlete or an actually respected professional wrestler or some shit with his build and height. Instead we get this.
 
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Because he seems to be coming out of a manic episode that was likely prolonged by Twitter asspats. I’ll admit I haven’t watched the video, but his sudden urge to tone everything down is often what happens when someone breaks free of mania and is forced to reckon with everything they’ve ruined. In his case, a nigh-unwatchable jimquisition and bleeding sub count.

He can’t walk everything back, of course, and he may not even want to. Once you’re in bed with the troon cult leaving makes you an enemy. But I’m not surprised he’s trying a return to form, at least as much as he can.
I have a much more cynical take: He realised, despite his posturing about 'muh transphobia' that all his histrionic bullshit that had nothing to do with games and the unfunny skits were what was actually killing his channel, so he's going back to format.

And it's working: His sub bleed has slowed significantly with the last few JQs that have been much more like 'classic' Jim content, even though the topics are the same overplayed bullshit he's been retreading for years. I don't think it's going to drive his subs back up, but it will probably stem the bleed for the foreseeable future. I also don't think he'll drop the troon schtick: I think most people just listen to stuff like the Jimquisition in the background; there's very rarely any vital info conveyed visually so you can easily ignore Jim's clown get-up.

Although I've noticed he seems to be appearing less frequently in recent videos anyway --from what I've seen it's just the intro and outro now-- so he even seems to be dialling back his visual presence.
 
And with that, Jim has another thing in common with large corporations. Selling pandering LGBTQ merch for massive markups.
18 dollars for a shirt isn't much of a mark-up tbh.
These are horrific though:
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18 dollars for a shirt isn't much of a mark-up tbh.
These are horrific though:
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18 dollars for a shirt isn't much of a mark-up tbh.
Assuming that doesn't include P&P he's probably getting them made up for a couple dollars each at most since he'll be ordering in bulk, so yeah $15+ profit on a shirt with a shitty MemeGenerator design that could be farted out in literal seconds is bullshit.
 
Assuming that doesn't include P&P he's probably getting them made up for a couple dollars each at most since he'll be ordering in bulk, so yeah $15+ profit on a shirt with a shitty MemeGenerator design that could be farted out in literal seconds is bullshit.
Essentially, if he has anyone even remotely competent managing his merch (that includes him, he has been going around the merch block for a long time now) he should be getting similar markups to places like ThinkGeek. Not quite as good, since large stores have better bulk deals and can dilute their costs over larger amounts of orders, but enough to make his constant ranting and raving about capitalism look more than a little sus, as the kids like to say
 
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