Chris has been arrested

[Direlection]

AY yo, you, yeah you, you pretty cracka ass pussy, come suck a nigga dick. come suck a mothafuckin nigga dick. yeaaaa, yeaaaaaa, das it white boy.

Buzzfeed: The twitterverse is alight at the fact that Tyrone "Big Trigga" Jackson misgendered Christine Chandler in cell block 7.

 

[psilo]

Chris might represent himself at trial too, like a certain Florida man. If that’s the case then I want transcripts because it’s going to be fucking wild.

Your honor, I call to the stand the true and honest magichan *shuffles lard to the stand*

 

[Rabbits]

my Fantasy Dimensional Courtroom Merge would be having Russell Greer defending Chris

 

[Chuck's Fuck and Suck]

Nah, Null is done and I don't think anyone would even donate a penny to a motherfucker

Even if Null wanted to help, what would he do? What could he possibly do? CWC's being held without bond, that might change once he's arraigned but rape and incest are serious charges so maybe not.

Spoiler

Haha, I guess that means 'his bond is Null' Ba-dum tss.

Also, holy shit: 12 hours and we're gonna hit 250 pages, even faster than yesterday's thread! Thanks mods/jannies for keeping up with this, and letting it go on as long as it has.

 

[Velvet Velour]

Any ideas for lawyers who could get CWC out of this scot free? Hypothetically speaking

 

[Monokuma]

crazy how chris watched so many episodes of sonic that he won a spending spree and yet he didn't pay attention to the SONIC SEZ section that tells you not to fuck your mom

 

[Ltaksti]

Now Chris is arrested its possible the police will go through his phones and computers looking for evidence. Who knows what they might find? It might add to the evidence against him (such as more messages bragging about it, or photos/videos of the act) or for him (having a text conversation with barbara where she replies like a mentally healthy person).

None have a slight idea what kind of shit most people stores on their computers or phones. Must be a unfortunate moment to be that one who should dig into Chris devices to find evidence

 

[Mr. Cool ICE]

The term "gender identity" was coined by John Money, a pedophile and quack most known today for subjecting one of his patients (David Reimer) to horrendous abuse in a failed attempt to prove his theories. Why the fuck should we take anything that guy came up with seriously?

John Money - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Kinda late, but John Money is a fuckin monster that only 13 year old xe/hirs and 45 year old Johnathan Yaniv-types like. He's like the Karl Marx of trenders; everyone forgets he abused a child, if not multiple ones, while worshipping his awful ideology.
Most transsexuals outside of twitter, tumblr, and reddit would gladly nail him to a cross

 

[Luggers]

Anyone who bails Chris out deserves to get Jeffrey Dahmerd by him.

Thankfully he was arrested without bail

 

[Clownery]

Your honor, I call to the stand the true and honest magichan *shuffles lard to the stand*

Sonichu is called as a character witness, He’s known Chris longer then any of us!

 

[Techpriest]

Any ideas for lawyers who could get CWC out of this scot free? Hypothetically speaking

Who’s the guy who represented Shaner? Can we get that guy in court for Chris? I want @cumrobbery to be in another court transcript

 

[Alex Mercer]

Any ideas for lawyers who could get CWC out of this scot free? Hypothetically speaking

Harvey Birdman

 

[Aqua Panda]

*a wild child pornography possession charge appears*

You joke, but I can totally see computers and phones being seized and the cops finding something.

Chris's degeneracy runs deep. If anyone is near the house, keep an eye out for cop cars and a search team.

 

[Happy Fish]

crazy how chris watched so many episodes of sonic that he won a spending spree and yet he didn't pay attention to the SONIC SEZ section that tells you not to fuck your mom

I wish Sonic Sez was this specific.
"Remember kids, fingerbanging your dementia-addled mom's dry vag is noooooooooo gooooooooooooooood."

 

[grumble_bum]

I don’t know, has anyone posted up that it has? Chris would have to have already been transported back to Greene Co for arraignment since that’s the County his charge is out of, plus the DA is going to want the Greene Co cops to interrogate him beforehand to see what additional charges they want to lay on Chris.
If I had to guess, and unless anyone has posted proof otherwise, I’d guess it’ll be another day or two before Chris gets before a Greene Co judge for arraignment and to have the issue of his bail decided.

I'm trying to find the first mention of 8:30, cause ive said it a bunch of times like an idiot.

 

[CreamyHerman’s]

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hes seen some shit

Indeed

 

[ANobody]

my Fantasy Dimensional Courtroom Merge would be having Russell Greer defending Chris

What no Johnnie Cochran? Motherfucker would pull up diagrams of Chris's cock geometry.

"If the duck dont fit you must acquit"

 

[Alex Mercer]

I wish Sonic Sez was this specific.
"Remember kids, fingerbanging your dementia-addled mom's dry vag is noooooooooo gooooooooooooooood."

We might not be here today if it was...

 

[benutz]

Happened to tune in to the live feed the minute the nigger was arrested.

I just saw one very disturbed individual. How could this happen to me?

The fact you people have been following him, in fact, setting up a whole high-tech website about him/her, makes me think you are even more disturbed.

Never rate me or call me autistic again you fucking faggots.

(Did he really fuck his mum?)

 

[NeedWaterAndMilk]

Any ideas for lawyers who could get CWC out of this scot free? Hypothetically speaking

lawyerchu