Chris has been arrested

[Alex Mercer]

This has already been said before, but I doubt that Barb (or anybody for that matter) will return to 14BC. That place is a fire hazard. Plus, if she really has dementia then she may be deemed unable to take care of herself (and therefore her house), and be put in elderly care or something along those lines.

That place is getting sold and flipped into the Christory Museum

 

[FamicomGorby]

This going to sound REALLY cruel, but Barb may have to throw Chris under the bus.

If she implies that she was aware of what's going on and allowed it to continue, she could be facing a Class 5 Felony herself. And if the both of them go to jail, even if only for a year, they won't have a home to go back to. The bank would easily seize on the opportunity (and the subsequent lack of payments) and take everything.

If she plays incompetent (or is actually incompetent, make your own jokes here,) she would at least be deemed an innocent victim and allowed to return home. Unfortunately, unless Chris put her in charge of collecting tugboat, Chris' absence would mean a drop in household earnings, and that household can't take anymore financial worries as it is. On a side note: that house is also dangerous, and as laughable as it sounds, Chris not being there means that an old woman is navigating through a cluttered dwelling that's also a huge fire hazard. I fear that unless a caretaker is issued or she gets put into a home, that her life would be in constant danger to the point where it's not only a matter of 'if' something falls on Barb and traps her, but 'when.'

On the topic of Chris defending himself in court: Man, would that be a sight to see. But believe it or not, such a thing might actually help him, if only for the reason that it'll definitely prove that he's crazy enough to be put into a mental institution as opposed to a prison. Unfortunately, if Chris does lawyer up, it's going to be a State-issued one. No Rob Bell to save his ass this time. Chris is at least autistic enough to read some rehearsed dialogue, but it'll all go to shit once the recordings get submitted as evidence, upon which, he'll end up spilling everything and sing like a canary or attempt to commit perjury in court.


The question of what Barb is willing to risk depends entirely on her mental state and how much she actually cares about Chris, or, conversely, how useful she thinks he is anymore.
There's a saying that goes that "All mothers love their sons," but if Barb was an manipulative as many people say, she may weigh these factors out to see which is more favorable for her, rather than Chris. And I ain't gonna blame her, I mean, after all, Chris DID rape her.

Considering that during their previous legal troubles that Barb blew all their money on an attorney for herself mainly, I can absolutely see her throwing Chris to the wolves.

 

[LazloChalos]

Jails and prisons have codes amongst the population.

Chris better be put in protective custody. Getting busted for things related to children, the elderly and women tend to make you a mandatory target.

Let's see if he once again refuses to eat prison food.

 

[Marissa Moira]

Oh lol.
Apparently it was once every three days but I see what you were saying.

So that would be around 10 counts a month

So to get to over 30 individual counts he would need to be raping her for the past 3 months.

 

[President Joe Biden]

I am surprised it took this long.

 

[Pyra]

Considering that during their legal troubles that Barb blew all their money on an attorney for herself mainly, I can absolutely see her throwing Chris to the wolves.

Not surprised. That's what mothers like her do.

 

[cubot]

Narrowly dodged a bullet there.

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Can't wait until the Chris committing war crimes saga

 

[Zig-Zag the Grand Vizier]

I have solace that treachery - including traitor of kin - is one of the deepest circles of Hell. Enjoy Coccytus, Chris. Take Satan some of those quilts and blankets with ya.

 

[BigFatStupidIdiot]

I guess Ralph is too fat and drunk to show up to the custody hearing or stream the chris trial? I haven't seen anything. He was up until at least 3 am celebrating and drinking. The trial was an hour ago.

Has anything been updated other than the official charge and booking photo?

 

[Aqua Panda]

So inb4 Chris becomes a ripped Neo-Nazi in prison.

I can already see the next comic now: Sonichu reads Mein Kampf.

 

[cubot]

No arraignment date has been set.
Source (starts at 1:07):
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sounds like the guy on the other end is holding his nose lmao

 

[Exceptional Chimp]

Do not know if anyone asked the sheriffs department this, but I called and asked if Chris was being held with the females since he identifies as one. The lady on the line said that "yes, he is being held with the gender he identifies as." Chris was like a kid in a candy shop last night.

Chris may think it's lesbian sleepover time in prison judging by the look on his face.

Reality will hit him like a shiv in the neck.

 

[Catloaf]

So inb4 Chris becomes a ripped Neo-Nazi in prison.

I can already see the next comic now: Sonichu reads Mein Kampf.

Tyrone effect

 

[Merrick]

Is this new?

They were called in the past two minutes, so yes, it is new. As of 9:35 AM this morning, Eastern.

 

[Ltaksti]

Narrowly dodged a bullet there.

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Pretty much close, holy shit

 

[benutz]

You have literally been here since 2020, why did you make an account?

It seemed like a good idea at the time.

 

[Josterman]

Newspaper outlets are picking this up

Who is Chris Chan and what did she do?

SONICHU creator Chris Chan has repeatedly complained about being the victim of “internet trolls, blackmail and deception”. Chris likes to be called “Mrs Christine W. Chandler Soni…

www.google.com

Chris Chan allegedly under investigation, continues to abuse mother and disgust internet

Chris Chan started trending after leaked texts showed disturbing admissions of rape. Now, Chan is continuing to harm their victim in other ways.

www.invenglobal.com

Chris Chan arrested after claims of raping their mother and stealing money

Chris Chan was seen getting arrested a few days after leaked texts showed claims of rape and elder abuse.

www.invenglobal.com

 

[Youthful_Shannel]

Do they really think Chan is actually his last name? Why research shit when you can just copy and past from other sources.

How dare these successful, boomer individuals not be weebs!

 

[ForgedBlades]

No arraignment date has been set.
Source (starts at 1:07):
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Interesting that no date has been set. I wonder if that's because they are waiting to move him to Greene Co. or if they are buying time to investigate and file additional charges.

 

[cubot]

Newspaper outlets are picking this up

Who is Chris Chan and what did she do?

SONICHU creator Chris Chan has repeatedly complained about being the victim of “internet trolls, blackmail and deception”. Chris likes to be called “Mrs Christine W. Chandler Soni…

www.google.com

Chris Chan allegedly under investigation, continues to abuse mother and disgust internet

Chris Chan started trending after leaked texts showed disturbing admissions of rape. Now, Chan is continuing to harm their victim in other ways.

www.invenglobal.com

Chris Chan arrested after claims of raping their mother and stealing money

Chris Chan was seen getting arrested a few days after leaked texts showed claims of rape and elder abuse.

www.invenglobal.com

The whole world will know who Chris Chan is by the end of this.

Question is.. is it a good thing?