Chris has been arrested

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I am predicting a future season will be Chris getting out of prison, ripped, and well educated. However, the horrors of the clink have scared Chris for life. The only thing that gave Chris solace and peace of mind is the revenge plot he has been planning for his lawyer who sabotaged his case after hearing about the awful things Chris has done. Cape Sonichu...
"Only godbear can judge me" tattooed on his back,
 
I'm not sure if you're just a lurker or a newfag but this isn't Chris' first foray into legal bullshit or even just getting into trouble.
When he was in college he got kicked out and tried appealing to Mary Lee Walsh by 'channeling' Sonichu and then pretending to be him.
He's been banned from several businesses for loitering and removed by the police.
He's also been banned from businesses because they made Sonic's arms blue.
He's been involved in a hit and run.
Everytime Chris has gotten into trouble they've played the autism card and he's managed to get away with fines and a slap on the wrist. If you don't think they're going to play his strongest defense you don't know shit about Christory.

Also Chris didn't 'play' @Null. He was just selfish enough to forget that Null had access to his information and he got called out on it; if he was as clever as you think he is he'd have gotten the money from him.
I agree. But the fact that he was able to manipulate so many Christorians into feeling sorry for him means that he is an entitled piece of crap, who thinks he's smart. He'll strike again. It will be worse.
 
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The whole world will know who Chris Chan is by the end of this.

Question is.. is it a good thing?
Maybe it will give everyone a whole new perspective of mental illness and autism? Idk, but it will be interesting to see normies react to this shit.
 
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Interesting that no date has been set. I wonder if that's because they are waiting to move him to Greene Co. or if they are buying time to investigate and file additional charges.
I'd say good chance they are going to move him back to the Charlottesville area first, then arraign him.

Charges can easily be added on later while the trial date approaches.
 
Newspaper outlets are picking this up
“Newspapers”

The Sun is a Murdoch owned rag tabloid that’s the very definition of fake news
 
damn that would have been a weird ending

the decapichu saga haha

(yes i know executions aren't literally decapitations)
Not unless we start producing guillotines. They cost less than $1000 to make. :thinking:
 
Newspaper outlets are picking this up
"The series evolved to include a war against trolls - who were murdered."
 
So wait hold on, has he actually been charged with 11 counts of rape formally? Or is this speculation? If I missed anything which page is it because this literally just dropped as I logged in.
 
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