Chris has been arrested

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MFW the dimensions have merged but it's not how I'd imagined.

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I honestly thought that for a while now, I admit. With all the hormones and medications and shit, I thought they just killed his sex drive. Things are just so much worse.
He said it himself in emails/chats/tweets he was happy hes no longer got horny. I do think it's likely he stopped taking the hormone blockers
 
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You are stupid dumb fucking bitch. Chris is going to be charged with his mental disability on the table. Clearly you are too dumb to understand this but he won't be accountable for his actions cause, and you are too dumb to understand this, being a fucking retard pretty much clears you from any responsibility and Chris is, just like you, a fucking low IQ ape.
Which makes this great news for you cause you can act like a degenerate piece of shit if you want. All the jury needs is a screenshot from your kiwifarm posts to label you as clinically. mentally challenged.
Clearly you've never been locked up or know anyone who has been because you don't know how it works at all. You're calling someone else retarded for this but you're just 100% wrong. Retards get prison time. I'm not saying it's inevitable for Chris but it happens to other retards all the time. You have no idea what you're talking about. Even if you can't find/ask someone who has firsthand experience with being locked up with retards, this is so easily researched/Googled that I can't believe you'd embarrass yourself by being this confident.

Also lol calm down.
 
I honestly thought that for a while now, I admit. With all the hormones and medications and shit, I thought they just killed his sex drive. Things are just so much worse.
People speculated that his testosterone levels partially came back, that's where wall punching comes from. Come to think of it, you know what raises testosterone levels? Regular sex life. Yeah, now everything looks way darker.
 
There is a well known problem in criminal proceedings called the CSI effect, wherein juries will question why the police didn't do all the sciencey stuff they saw on tv, even if it would be an open and shut case based on other evidence.

So modern police tend to test and preserve everything, even if it wouldn't make much sense. They definitely swapped Barb down.
Oh I don't think they didn't swab Barb, they definitely did. I'm saying that I seriously doubt the sole burden of proof will fall on the results of the rape kit when there's so much other evidence available
 
Not sure how it works legally, but is it not a rape charge because of how VA deals with incest legally? Is it under the rape umbrella so specifying that it's rape is redundant?
 
Imagine being the Henrico PD. Your entire morning has been spent monitoring a rural back road for speeding, and talking with the locals at a local gas station ma and pa store. Then you get a call to go to a motel with the context "yeah it's Chris-Chan"

'What wacky antics are people calling about this time?' you wonder, as you have a love/hate relationship with that lovable oaf as probably 20-30% of all calls to your station are people calling for welfare checks on him.

"Yeah he's been raping his elderly mother, stole her money and is now possibly on the run"

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Oh I don't think they didn't swab Barb, they definitely did. I'm saying that I seriously doubt the sole burden of proof will fall on the results of the rape kit when there's so much other evidence available
if the police get the texts they wont need any DNA testing, the fact hes wrote it down and sent it (peaople are saying its all sick fantasy, i call bullshit) the fact she has dementia will be enough for him to go down for a while, well we can pray cant we.
 
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