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El Rodrigo said:
Oh boy.

I do recall saying that his comics need to be considered as potential declarations of intent, and one thing that does get hinted at a few times is pedophilia, as evidenced by all of Sonichu #8 (characters designed for children engaging in graphically sexual acts) and the character of Zapina Rosechu (an under-aged character specifically introduced as a potential candidate to strip and pose nude for 'women's rights', with Rosechu calling the laws against such 'dumb.')

On the other hand, there IS his attraction sign, which does designate that he was seeking girls of legal age or higher.

TLDR; I don't believe that Chris is a pedofork, and I'm not saying that at all, but it would NOT surprise me if they search his PC and find something unsavory in there.
After all, would you have assumed that Chris was raping his mother if he never said a thing?
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i dont know why maybe its jsut me but his mental attitude the past couple of years talking about sexuality i considered the thought he might be into little boys because of him still having a child like mind
 
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Formidable said:
Cheese Pizza. Maybe some Zoophilia. None of it would surprise me at this point. Also, the porno mentioned in the second set of texts released saturday (?) would probably be in his search history.
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The weird thing is a year ago if you guys suggested this on the board everyone would have told you to fuck off because there's no way Chris is capable of that

Even the wiki and said something along the lines of Christians not a pedophile and you could say it if you want but it doesn't make it true

Now however we know there are no lines in the sand and Chris is capable of almost anything so at this point I would not be surprised at whatever they uncover
 
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While I'm doubtful that he'll be sentenced to any serious prison time (but rate me optimistic that I really hope he does), I do believe he'll be given mandatory psych counseling, certainly be given a psych evaluation before any felony trial, is likely never going to see his mother again, and won't be able to hold onto the house. His life is fucked more so now than it was at any time before he JULAY'd his mother. I'm glad Bob isn't here to see any of this.

I've also read on the CWCki that Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom didn't rescind their invitation to take him in until he actually showed up at their house. I really, really wish we could've seen that go down.
 
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El Rodrigo said:
TLDR; I don't believe that Chris is a pedofork, and I'm not saying that at all, but it would NOT surprise me if they search his PC and find something unsavory in there.
After all, would you have assumed that Chris was raping his mother if he never said a thing?
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The poor bastard that will inevitably find Chris's "Barb" folder...
 
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El Rodrigo said:
Oh boy.

I do recall saying that his comics need to be considered as potential declarations of intent, and one thing that does get hinted at a few times is pedophilia, as evidenced by all of Sonichu #8 (characters designed for children engaging in graphically sexual acts) and the character of Zapina Rosechu (an under-aged character specifically introduced as a potential candidate to strip and pose nude for 'women's rights', with Rosechu calling the laws against such 'dumb.')

On the other hand, there IS his attraction sign, which does designate that he was seeking girls of legal age or higher.

TLDR; I don't believe that Chris is a pedofork, and I'm not saying that at all, but it would NOT surprise me if they search his PC and find something unsavory in there.
After all, would you have assumed that Chris was raping his mother if he never said a thing?
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Do you think he's intelligent enough to know how to access CP though? Would probably just be drawn stuff which is fine in America is it not?
 
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GypsyBard said:
The weird thing is a year ago if you guys suggested this on the board everyone would have told you to fuck off because there's no way Chris is capable of that

Even the wiki and said something along the lines of Christians not a pedophile and you could say it if you want but it doesn't make it true

Now however we know there are no lines in the sand and Chris is capable of almost anything so at this point I would not be surprised at whatever they uncover
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Wouldn't be surprised if they find MLP porn on any of his devices.
 
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yes ! thank you ! as i said to a couple of people yesterday about this ;
i hope he does end up doing time, he NEEDS to be in a facility, hes needed that years ago ! im so sick of chris getting away with shit, hes been let off the hook since his school years, and whether or not he diddled his mom or not, he still needs to be in a facility

we've all been predicting since about 2006 ish, that chris is going to eventually end up homeless, or in prison and or mental facility, which honestly he needs, hes a POS of a person, and since hes been able to get off scott-free since his younger school years on up through adult hood, never having to take responsibility or face consequences, this is the result of all that , that and his parents along with other parties ( ie- teachers acquaintances, ) feeding his delusions and enabling him from the start, not addressing and doing something about his mental health and personality disorders: and allowing him to live in a fantasy world
 
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realsnakeeye said:
Even if he gets a 20 - 30 year sentence, I don't think he'll get out of it alive due to how fucked up his body is and the fact that he probably never exercises.
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He's not as unhealthy as people like to meme about. The human body is intensely resiliant, and unless he has actually been taking his troon juice this whole time, he should still be on par woth the average fatass american.

If Diabetic fuckers on 600lb life can make it into their 50s, Chris can probably shuffle along into his 60s, especially if he ends up in prison and his calorie intake plummets.
 
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Raze said:
>House possessions auctioned off

Could you IMAGINE the price some retards would pay for an authentic unfinished never-before-seen Sonichu comic?

Edit: By "Retards" I mean people like me, of course.
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I really would like to try and get his car
Rat rod it out and name it the MOTHER FUCKER

Admit it it sounds stupid but it would bring a smile to people's faces which is more than I can say about Chris
 
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BooneHelm said:
It will be funny if the court case ends up like the series finale of Seinfeld and the defense feels the need to have a ton of surprise witnesses from Chris' past.

"We now call Michael Snyder to the stand..."
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"Your honor, the defendant called me a Jew, which I found to be highly offensive."
 
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