POLICE ISSUE A STATEMENT

[admiral]

We can only hope that one of the cops is a True Believer and leaks the unreleased pages of Sonichu when they search the house.

 

[Chris_Stuckmann]

I don't think anyone in the trans community will care about Chris being misgendered. Mainly because when when it is brought up they think Chris is just doing it to try to hook up with women. Similar to creep Jessica Yaniv. Now that I think about it they look very similar.

They care, because they also are doing it to hook up with women.

 

[SaltyFanta]

That's a real optimistic take on how long Barb has left in the tank. I imagine she's being shipped right to a care home.

Sorta betting barb is gonna die before Chris is put away. Maybe sooner.

 

[KiwiForever]

1 question i have is do we know more about the results of Barbara's hospital stay. And do we know if she supports pressing charges.

I feel like that would depend on her lucidity and mental state. Which as far as I know, is all just speculation

 

[Zarkov]

I don’t think a lot of you guys really understand how severe this is — you’re dealing with rape, incest, assault, grand theft, and potentially more charges depending on how much more is uncovered. Chris could unironically be facing life in prison or a mental ward.

I'll believe it when I see it. That fat turd has always managed to get away scoot-free, I'm not getting my hopes up.

 

[shubniggurath]

Do we have any word on if a search warrant has been issued for his house or if investigators have already been there to search

Imagine having to thoroughly search a hoarded-out house for the investigation I think it will take a lot of work

Also they will need to search all of Chris's electronics so imagine what they will find

i doubt theyll sieve through all the shit in the house and just focus on his electronics since im sure they must be aware by now from people emailing them the texts hes been sending

 

[Terrifik]

What are the bets on Chesse Pizza?
With search history & what not.

I don’t think a lot of you guys really understand how severe this is — you’re dealing with rape, incest, assault, grand theft, and potentially more charges depending on how much more is uncovered. Chris could unironically be facing life in prison or a mental ward.

Do we have any word on if a search warrant has been issued for his house or if investigators have already been there to search

Imagine having to thoroughly search a hoarded-out house for the investigation I think it will take a lot of work

Also they will need to search all of Chris's electronics so imagine what they will find

 

[Ryanwasgay]

I don’t think a lot of you guys really understand how severe this is — you’re dealing with rape, incest, assault, grand theft, and potentially more charges depending on how much more is uncovered. Chris could unironically be facing life in prison or a mental ward.

I don't think you're understanding that Chris is an autistic tranny faggot who thinks a merge is coming that he will be transported to... So don't underestimate that. He could honestly come out scot free. The most that might happen is that the state takes Chris's human fleshlight away aka Bard.

 

[BustinBiden]

Do we have any word on if a search warrant has been issued for his house or if investigators have already been there to search

Imagine having to thoroughly search a hoarded-out house for the investigation I think it will take a lot of work

Also they will need to search all of Chris's electronics so imagine what they will find

Do they need a warrent if he is already under arrest? Genuine question from a genuine idiot.

 

[Big Ruski]

I'm so happy autistic people can't shut the fuck up to save their lives. First Nick Bates now Chris. Hope he gets what's coming to him.

 

[SaltyFanta]

More fucked than the most fucked person in the history of fucked people.

Achktually... that'd be barb.

Chris is only second place in that race.

 

[Aqua Panda]

Just to recap, the possible charges that can be laid against Chris, in a nutshell:
- Elder Abuse
- Sexual Assault
- Embezzlement
- Violation of an Emergency Protective Order

Depending on Barb, full on rape may be on the table. A lot depends on what she told them and how believable they think she is.

Chris could legit see a 20-30 year sentence if they really throw the book at him and have multiple counts to charge.

 

[Ho Deak]

No bond lol

 

[YungTrapo]

I didn't know Wings finally lost some weight, big ups

fuck richard

 

[Pyra]

What are the bets on Chesse Pizza?
With search history & what not.

Cheese Pizza. Maybe some Zoophilia. None of it would surprise me at this point. Also, the porno mentioned in the second set of texts released saturday (?) would probably be in his search history.

 

[:gold:]

My guess:
Chris-Chan will try to make a run for it and the cops will shoot him.

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

How many people on KF do you think are shitposting in that FB comment section right now? Careful boys!

 

[Sithis]

I don’t think a lot of you guys really understand how severe this is — you’re dealing with rape, incest, assault, grand theft, and potentially more charges depending on how much more is uncovered. Chris could unironically be facing life in prison or a mental ward.

I think we understand that. But he has absolutely no one to blame for this episode other than himself. It sucks it turned out that way for him but that's what happens when you rape your dementia riddled parent, steal money from her account and go joyriding. And that's just the tip of the iceberg, Chris has been getting by with shit for a long time on the basis of "poor little retard" and now he's finally crossed the line too far.

 

[Pyra]

How many people on KF do you think are shitposting in that FB comment section right now? Careful boys!

too damn many.

 

[Neil]

I can see his original face, I can see beyond the shitty mullet.
I still remember his true face View attachment 2403887

Yup. If you shoop out the mullet, you see the progression of what 2012 Chris left behind (and the regression of his hairline)