Chris has been arrested

[Shitted Scaredless]

Okay so..Chris' dumb-ass used condoms because he didn't want to catch anything..but was okay with putting his bare face down there?
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Hes now got face herpes

 

[ANobody]

Okay so..Chris' dumb-ass used condoms because he didn't want to catch anything..but was okay with putting his bare face down there?
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Inb4 Borb doesn't have dementia she has neurosyphillis

 

[Seminal Ointments Lain]

PRAY TO CHRISTINE
OUR BLUE GODDESS

O' CHRISTINE
BEAUTIFUL PRINCESS OF THE NET AND OF THE NIGHT
WHOSE WORDS ARE WISE AND ACTIONS RIGHT
MAY YE PASS INTO GLEEFUL MANIA
THE WISDOM TO MAKE THINGS RIGHT
WORLD IS LOUD AND WHACKY
YET YE MAKE IT RIGHT
WHEN THE DIMENSIONS MERGE
AND THE WORLD SPLITS
BE OUR QUEEN
OUR PRINCESS SITS~~!!


BEAUTIFUL CHRISTINE
KNOW THY TRUTH
THOU CUMST IN BARBARIA
THY EARNEST TRUTH

 

[Hitagi Senjougahara]

Your in line at Cracker Barrel with your family and this elegant and charming individual smacks your granny's ass. What do you do?

Do the sex

 

[Fandom Trash]

Futher proof that anybody with an anime avatar should be nuked on sight.

 

[Justin Trudeau]

Yeah he's definitely not going to be able to plead NGIR.

you can either yell from the rooftops that you're fucking your mom and it's awesome or you can hide in The Hoard and fuck her in total secrecy. Chris chose to tread a path of boasting about his terrifying sexual conquest to people he thought he could trust while hiding it from the wider world. Next time just fuck Barb on a livestream so you can plead insanity.

 

[Bloody bunny]

HJEAR THE WORD OF GOD
THE WHORE BARB OF BABYLON MUST BE SACRICFECED
THE MERGE IS NOW
THE TIME FOR REPENETANCE IS OVER
THE MERGE IS NOW
THE MERGE IS NOW
WEEP, SILLY ALOGS
FOR THE MERGE IS NOW

The merge is vital to space travel the merge must flow.

 

[scalchop]

Hes now got face herpes

Imagine the s m e l l e

 

[MagmaStalker]

Do the sex

Put down the oreo crackers, quit doing the sex. This is for you.

 

[Reggie the Partizan]

Imagine the s m e l l e

mmm... gussy cheddar

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

Imagine the s m e l l e

First person to sniff Chris gets five dollars

 

[On Numbers And Games]

protect Chris in prison

for what purpose

 

[MagmaStalker]

First person to sniff Chris gets five dollars

From what I gather Chris is typically pungent enough to be smelled from a distance. Judging by the condition of the shower in his house, it's not oft used.

 

[WutangLee]

While we wait let me give you my impression on every moron who blogs is currently covering Chris Chan. Just a rundown

Based Shaman: As usual, a nothing burger who's leeches content like a parasite from articles and other videos with the usual "CAN YOU BELIEVE CHRIS CHAN WOULD DO X? TELL ME IN THE COMMENTS IF YOU THINK CHRIS DID X", the fuck has never had an interesting thing to say out of the 500 hours he's milked from the Cwiki

Geno Samuel: Is gonna go on hiatus, and is probably worried he'll loose his milking cow. However I'll give him the the courtesy of actually knowing his shit on Chris, and sticking to his morals.

Ethan Ralph: King of retards, and gunt extraordinaire. Get's points for the being the guy that clipped the arrest. Stupid enough to think Chris had an idea who he was, and is a over emotional moron that patches up his own insecurities and mental illness by praying on other morons. But the arrest was clutch.

Dillion Thomas: Crying on Minecraft.

Gibi: One of the most seasoned on Chris lore and Sonichu Lore, and can probably TLR Chris's story the best out of them all, especially since he has a seasoned understanding on how Chris works. I may be biased cause I like my shit simple but Based Shaman and Geno having 5000 hours of shit wastes everyone's time.

The rest like Quartering and Blowblax are a waste of your time. Rekeita, Null and Dex is a pretty good one to watch though

 

[MagmaStalker]

mmm... gussy cheddar

Is that like the rare delicacy Fromunda?

 

[Cripplebits]

Hes now got face herpes

We're gonna get update pics from prison of him with black eyes and severe blisters

 

[cancermonger]

First person to sniff Chris gets five dollars

I'm good

 

[AnimeAvatard]

Inb4 Borb doesn't have dementia she has neurosyphillis

Bro please lurk more. Barb isn't Borb, Borb is Bob and Barb's couple name.

 

[Cripplebits]

Is that like the rare delicacy Fromunda?

Frogunta

 

[ANobody]

Bro please lurk more. Barb isn't Borb, Borb is Bob and Barb's couple name.

When'd you learn that 40 minutes ago on the cwciki? Again, fuck off newfag.