POLICE ISSUE A STATEMENT

[Wormy]

yes but we are hoping for a crazy ass trial where all the skeletons are let out of his dingy closet, because lets face it Chris is beyond bat-shit crazy and if he goes to trial is likely to be a doozy and ever as much entertaining as it will be highly disturbing as well

I am too, but like my hope to win the Publisher's Clearinghouse 5k a week for life, I know to set my expectations to the low and uninteresting.

 

[ShoFuKan]

>Additional charges pending.
They found some good stuff I bet. The Incest charge just gave them the reason to dig.

 

[Meat Target]

UM ACKSHUALLY IT'S SHE SWEETIE.

IT'S
MA'AM

 

[RodgerDodger]

An interesting bit from Rekieta. Apparently in Virginia “He/His” is a gender neutral law term by statute. And encompasses male, female and other. Based Virginia for shutting down the pronoun wars hard.

 

[Ponchik]

Who the fuck designed their website?
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chris himself, probably

 

[Hassa_Bussa]

They're probably deep into the CWCki by now. How many police departments have access to an entire wiki dedicated to one of their suspects?

Hard to dive into cwcki when it's choking to death from traffic.

 

[Snusmumriken]

Just wanted to say there's a metric ton more concrete evidence in this whole debacle alone, than when Byuu supposedly killed himself (still waiting on that confirmation).

Around that time, trannies chose to decry and DDOS the Farms over a fake suicide for weeks, but now refuse to grow some nuance to tackle the reality of another troon raping his own mom. They decry all crimes, until a crime is committed by their own cult member and they do what they always do: complain about pronoun usage instead as a way to protect their own kind and keep people from seeing the horrors behind the estrogen pill bead curtain.

Something to think about.

You’d think social justice troons would protect their kind by casting out the rapists like Chris Chan and shotacons like Byuu, but then they’d have to purge pretty much their entire community.

 

[Bent_Duck]

Did Barb let out some old dusty braps as Chris pounded her aged meat cavern?

Holy fuck. Gross.

 

[lil retard]

They're probably deep into the CWCki by now. How many police departments have access to an entire wiki dedicated to one of their suspects?

CWCki is currently down.

 

[Pringles Can]

You’d think social justice troons would protect their kind by casting out the rapists like Chris Chan and shotacons like Byuu, but then they’d have to purge pretty much their entire community.

Some people just have the most fucking weird priorties. No way to explain it.

 

[Hopkinsville Goblin]

Chris is getting mainstream news coverage.

 

[WonderWino]

The moment where he says 'uh oh' in this clip is exactly how I imagine chris reacted when he realized the cops were about to arrest him

Which is all the weirder when you notice how much that character looks like him

 

[ShoFuKan]

 

[Chief Kickabitch]

I feel bad for that poor fucker on the phone line. Not only because of the trolls but 80% of the incoming calls are Ethan Ralph asking for an interview.

 

[Criminal Stupidity]

I feel bad for that poor fucker on the phone line. Not only because of the trolls but 80% of the incoming calls are Ethan Ralph asking for an interview.

But Ralphamales don't talk to the police. Unless they're being frisked. Or see an opportunity to shill their gay stream.

 

[interalia]

Rape is definitely coming as a charge. Maybe also some assorted charges about him being the guardian and neglecting her i.e. some sort of elder abuse.

Mabybe the 750$ but to be honest, with incest and rape locked-in, why bother spending time on "stealing some pocket change"

If they're going for a plea deal, I could see them throwing on lesser charges that get dropped later.

 

[Chris_Stuckmann]

If the $750 becomes a charge, will Null be dragged to court as a witness?

 

[The Grimace]

yes but we are hoping for a crazy ass trial where all the skeletons are let out of his dingy closet, because lets face it Chris is beyond bat-shit crazy and if he goes to trial is likely to be a doozy and ever as much entertaining as it will be highly disturbing as well

It's basically a guarantee at this point, the debt hearing records as-is were fucking insane and involved chris babbling and playing with a fidget spinner half the time

 

[OrionBalls]

Since Chris has already tried to lie that this was consensual I think the only way to shift the narrative to survival purposes later will be to claim his mother molested him and we can't let that happen. He will lean into mental illness for all it's worth. Despite his Insanity and autistic nature, he is extremely conniving and shifty.

His mother has been inappropriate towards him for years. Even as adults, spooning and sleeping in the same bed. She kept him isolated, untrained, and spoiled. And yet, she did not deserve THIS.

 

[Bent_Duck]

Considering Josh was talking to him right before all of this / during this, there's no way the cops wont want to question him.

Want vs are able to, very different. Make sure you've CYA'd enough my man. The SS Chris is a big ship and she'll capsize you for being in 'er wake.

Speaking of ship, does this mean his tugboat is over with now??