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[desudesu]

Because Jack is still at war with Tammy given how his diet completely broke down, I can guarantee the chicken casserole will be spicy in some way.

The funniest part of PCLM's most recent livestream was when they showed Jack literally doing a jumpcut of the flame-checking for his basics chili video, and someone with the handle "The Flame" remarked "didn't check me."

Absolutely warms my heart knowing that Jack Scalfani is hatewatching PCLM and/or this thread.

 

[Adamska]

Because Jack is still at war with Tammy given how his diet completely broke down, I can guarantee the chicken casserole will be spicy in some way.

The funniest part of PCLM's most recent livestream was when they showed Jack literally doing a jumpcut of the flame-checking for his basics chili video, and someone with the handle "The Flame" remarked "didn't check me."

Absolutely warms my heart knowing that Jack Scalfani is hatewatching PCLM and/or this thread.

He's doing both, since while I think he mostly cut the flame because of PCLM, we've been referencing it for a while. I also know he has taken to stealing recipes not on the 1st page because we've been finding where he steals it by doing that.

 

[Archie_Kimkicker]

In Mushbrain's head, he would be successful if it wasn't for the haters. I wonder if he uses that excuse with Medium T.

 

[rubytintedchix]

Oh I vaguely know the one you're talking about:

He wanted to try and get a more expensive variant of the steak due to its seasoning and loadout by using the cheaper one and demanding them to make it like the more expensive one. Since the staff is smarter than Jack, they then told him that they'd have to price it like the steak he didn't want to get and he bawled like a toddler.

I legit don't remember what Fat on the Go episode that one was, because I usually can't stand him treating employees like shit or whining about parking lots.

I suspect that he just has a fuckload of chicken, but yeah this isn't quite the 3rd time he's made this dish, since it's not alfredo this time. It's still basically the same 2 pounds of chicken, with 5 pounds of cheese, and a few ounces of broccoli as the last two alfredo dishes.

Jack doesn't give a shit about making new things or twists to them; this is the same angry stupid toddler who made 29 chilis, all of them basically the same and cooked horribly wrong.

At no point has Jack ever made a Bowl of Red, a White Chili (Chicken or Seafood), Chili Verde, Chili sin Carne, or incorporate different mixes. He legit doesn't care.

I believe he did make a Chicken Chili before: https://youtu.be/MvF9_lo710Q

But yeah, he’s never made any of the other ones as far as I’m aware.

 

[Adamska]

I believe he did make a Chicken Chili before: https://youtu.be/MvF9_lo710Q

But yeah, he’s never made any of the other ones as far as I’m aware.

Well I'll be damned it's a Chili Miracle!

 

[desudesu]

LMAO. Well Jack, it is currently the perfect time to volunteer at the Central Virginia Regional Jail - someone who satisfies both requirements would love to meet you!

That said, I pity those who are going to hear the fat man's retarded ramblings and interpretation of the Bible.

 

[Adamska]

LMAO. Well Jack, it is currently the perfect time to volunteer at the Central Virginia Regional Jail - someone who satisfies both requirements would love to meet you!

That said, I pity those who are going to hear the fat man's retarded ramblings and interpretation of the Bible.

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I'm betting Jack's lying his fat ass off completely and they did nothing. He's not above just making shit up.

 

[Chicken Lo Mein]

LMAO. Well Jack, it is currently the perfect time to volunteer at the Central Virginia Regional Jail - someone who satisfies both requirements would love to meet you!

That said, I pity those who are going to hear the fat man's retarded ramblings and interpretation of the Bible.

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Thank God his wife made the food instead of him, spared them a few heart attacks. Unless she served these prison dykes in a way similar to a certain Central Virginia Regional Jail inmate?

 

[Laughingjoke2]

I'm not against putting Sour Cream in Chili but good God mixed with Jack's slop it looks like Baby Shit.

LMAO. Well Jack, it is currently the perfect time to volunteer at the Central Virginia Regional Jail - someone who satisfies both requirements would love to meet you!

That said, I pity those who are going to hear the fat man's retarded ramblings and interpretation of the Bible.

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"serves the women in the Prison. SERVING DOESN'T MEAN WITHIN YOUR COMFORT ZONE, IT MEANS FILL A NEED."

Did he turn Big T lesbo?

She does like Fish Tacos.

 

[rubytintedchix]

LMAO. Well Jack, it is currently the perfect time to volunteer at the Central Virginia Regional Jail - someone who satisfies both requirements would love to meet you!

That said, I pity those who are going to hear the fat man's retarded ramblings and interpretation of the Bible.

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Jack was hesitant to work with the special needs children because he felt like he’d be seen.

 

[Schmuck of Ages]

LMAO. Well Jack, it is currently the perfect time to volunteer at the Central Virginia Regional Jail - someone who satisfies both requirements would love to meet you!

That said, I pity those who are going to hear the fat man's retarded ramblings and interpretation of the Bible.

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I mean obviously he wont do any of this but it's pretty amazing that Jack of all people is talking about leaving your comfort zone.

 

[Charlie Delicious]

I didn’t watch the video yet, but is this thr one where he pisses and moans about the steak not having seasoning. The restaurant had an up charge to season the steak and Jack was having none of it? I know that’s probably a vague description.

Do you mean this story?

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Dudes at a fancy steak house and wants Cajun seasoning added lol

Why don't you just ask for ketchup while you're at it

 

[captkrisma]

Do you mean this story?

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Dudes at a fancy steak house and wants Cajun seasoning added lol

Why don't you just ask for ketchup while you're at it

Naw...he went to Jimmy Kelly's.

And to kind of clarify for @Adamska: Jack ordered a more expensive steak then complained there wasn't any Cajun seasoning on it. There was a similar steak on the menu WITH Cajun seasoning, just a few oz smaller, but about $5 cheaper. Jack tried to scam a steakhouse by asking for the Cajun seasoning, then saying he ordered the cheaper steak once the bill shows up. Server thwarts Jack's shitty plan by bringing the seasoning on the side.

Jack states that he'd never go back.

 

[Dondeld Dock]

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I wonder how long that "soon" is going to be this time.

 

[captkrisma]

I wonder how long that "soon" is going to be this time.

It's the best way to keep others on here (myself included) from copying what he's doing and vastly improving on it. If it looks like shit, none of us are going to make it.

 

[Super Hans]

Naw...he went to Jimmy Kelly's.

And to kind of clarify for @Adamska: Jack ordered a more expensive steak then complained there wasn't any Cajun seasoning on it. There was a similar steak on the menu WITH Cajun seasoning, just a few oz smaller, but about $5 cheaper. Jack tried to scam a steakhouse by asking for the Cajun seasoning, then saying he ordered the cheaper steak once the bill shows up. Server thwarts Jack's shitty plan by bringing the seasoning on the side.

Jack states that he'd never go back.

For five fucking dollars? What is it with Jack throwing fits over such small amounts of money, especially considering it's all Tammy's being spent? If Jack is so bent out of shape and has to pinch pennies due to the hard time his family is going through, I suggest he deep six his Youtube channels. With how poor his viewcount is, he'd be better off doing literally nothing than attempting to make money, if that's his actual goal instead of finding excuses to eat like someone who wants to die but is too much of a pussy to eat a shotgun.

 

[rubytintedchix]

I really wish more of these businesses in Tennessee would call this MFer out when he tries to run these obvious scams to try to get free food. I’m sure everyone in the restaurant business is so happy to have customers back that they don’t want to rock the boat and are more willing to make the customer happy.

 

[boxybum]

Do you mean this story?

Colorado Grill - White House, TN

BECOME A MEMBER OF COOKING WITH JACK SHOW AND GET EXCLUSIVE ACCESS TO VIDEOS OTHERS DON'T SEE. PLUS ACCESS TO LIVE CHATS WITH ME. http://bit.ly/2HRuYpWTHREE...

youtu.be

Dudes at a fancy steak house and wants Cajun seasoning added lol

Why don't you just ask for ketchup while you're at it

Wow this video makes it really apparent how much weight Tammy lost. Unlike Jack who looks exactly the same.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

For five fucking dollars? What is it with Jack throwing fits over such small amounts of money, especially considering it's all Tammy's being spent? If Jack is so bent out of shape and has to pinch pennies due to the hard time his family is going through, I suggest he deep six his Youtube channels. With how poor his viewcount is, he'd be better off doing literally nothing than attempting to make money, if that's his actual goal instead of finding excuses to eat like someone who wants to die but is too much of a pussy to eat a shotgun.

Mushbrain would probably say it's not the price, it's the principle of it. He's the type that needs to argue about everything and complain about everything because it's the only time he feels like a man. He's a total closet case who feels the need to over compensate when in certain situations just so that he can puff himself up and think that's how a real man would handle things.

Meanwhile the real man a couple tables over understands about things like profit margins and gets the steak he wants cooked the way he wants and pays whatever is asked plus a generous tip. And that's only because he knows Mushbrain isn't going to tip.

 

[Pig Cups]

Jack was hesitant to work with the special needs children because he felt like he’d be seen.

Perhaps, but it seems that the warmth and familiarity that he felt from being among his own kind melted those reservations clean away.

Dudes at a fancy steak house and wants Cajun seasoning added lol

Why don't you just ask for ketchup while you're at it

Can you imagine this fat bastard at a Smith & Wollensky? Going in there with his camera and juvenile wardrobe (Remember: Jack’s outfit at Jr.’s wedding is him looking his best)? All of the hard work and preparation that goes into a piece of meat at S&W would go totally unappreciated by him. They dry-age their steaks for a month, and I find that the meat is so succulent and flavorful on its own that no dressings or condiments are needed- it’s that good. He’d be unable to taste this however, owing to obliterated taste buds, and request barbecue sauce while the server looks at him like the dumbbell he is. Then he’d find some autistic non-issue to complain about.

Guaranteed that he’d also complain about the long wait, not knowing that S&W allows their steaks to rest almost as long as they cook. I think going to a place like that with a young child carries less of a liability for embarrassment than going with Jack.