Chris has been arrested

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weedcum said:
Yeah, youth is the primary factor in this regard. If there's some unhinged motherfucker in gen pop he might get wailed on a bit, but between the threat of institutional retaliation, and the fact that having anything to do with chris is going to make them look worse will prevent people from harming him. Maybe there'll be a particularly pathetic chaser that takes a shine to him. I really hope I didn't predict the next arc.
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What I think you guys are really failing to understand is that if one guy in the yard finds out Chris is in for a sex crime, they'll all know. That stuff crosses gang boundaries, even. He won't get "raped" in the sense of someone bending him over in the showers; he'll get cornered and beaten into a coma, and also probably end up with a broom handle rammed so far up his ass it ejects his esophagus through his nose.

Ironically they might still "accidentally" put him in gen pop anyway because CO's hate rapists as much as the next rational human being. It happens pretty often.
 
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Treblinkachu said:
What I think you guys are really failing to understand is that if one guy in the yard finds out Chris is in for a sex crime, they'll all know. That stuff crosses gang boundaries and with gangs. Ironically they might still put him in gen pop anyway because CO's hate rapists as much as the next rational human being. It happens pretty often.
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He's a fucking retard. You'd have to be a special kind of asshole to hurt a retard.
 
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ch4ngethech4nnel said:
You know that legal insanity is different from medical insanity, right? The US prison system never gives autists a padded cell.
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I'm pretty sure they have psych wards in prisons. I still don't think they'd put him in GP unless they're trying to get him killed, which I guess could happen. Rationally I think they're going to seclude him in some area with other extra weirdly fucked up wackos and load him up on meds so he doesn't talk to them all day, because I doubt he will respond to therapy.
 
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Treblinkachu said:
What I think you guys are really failing to understand is that if one guy in the yard finds out Chris is in for a sex crime, they'll all know. That stuff crosses gang boundaries, even. He won't get "raped" in the sense of someone bending him over in the showers; he'll get cornered and beaten into a coma, and also probably end up with a broom handle rammed so far up his ass it ejects his esophagus through his nose.

Ironically they might still "accidentally" put him in gen pop anyway because CO's hate rapists as much as the next rational human being. It happens pretty often.
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He'll try being true and honest with them and tell them he's in there because "he had sex with his girlfriend" but if he confides in even one person your scenario would probably happen.
Personally I would tell them I'm in there for theft; even if they somehow investigate it's not far from the truth.
 
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You have to be a special kind of asshole to rape your mother.
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Imagine being Chris. Imagine thinking raping your mom is okay. Imagine then just literally telling someone that you did that. Great job Chris, literally just admitting you fucked your mom to some troll.
 
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Looks like it’s real no new charges tho
 

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TheRealLowtax said:
I'm pretty sure they have psych wards in prisons. I still don't think they'd put him in GP unless they're trying to get him killed, which I guess could happen. Rationally I think they're going to seclude him in some area with other extra weirdly fucked up wackos and load him up on meds so he doesn't talk to them all day, because I doubt he will respond to therapy.
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As far as I know, solitary is the closest thing to a psych ward, but it's moreso a tiny box with minimal human interaction
 
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He is just so happy to be behind bars. He is probably thinking about how magi-chan will save him and kill the jerkops.
 

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