DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[daBonehead]

Watching LWO's restream and dsp is fake crying about the game's last conversation with Garrus while engaging in hardcore clownmode/ACKACKCKing and yelling that his eyes are burning. It's pretty cringe, next time you fake crying Phil don't laugh loudly while doing it.

 

[Crunchy Smegma]

Cortez, the gay romance partner of Mass Effect 3, just died in Phil's playthrough. The only way this is possible is if you never even bother talking to him throughout the game (you don't even have to scratch his leg, just fucking speak to him like two times)
So he's one of the only characters that Phil (completely) avoided in this lengthy-ass, stall-filled playthrough. Glad to know that insecurity is still alive and well.

He doesn't want to cheat on Kai Leng dood

 

[DeeTracktor]

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

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Don't worry, Midfirst will have him crying for real soon enough.

 

[Pargon]

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This lizard man “blah blah blah”’ed his way through Mary’s letter at the end of Silent Hill 2. You’re never going to convince me that he got misty-eyed approaching the climax of Bioware’s second largest abortion.

 

[PieceofShet]

DSP stopped the gameplay 15minutes early to have a boomer segment.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

DSP stopped the gameplay 15minutes early to have a boomer segment.

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He has nothing to talk about so he's currently guilt-tripping people about the low Tips Goal and how it's the fan's fault that everyone's bored of this fucking playthrough that has taken him over two months to complete. Everyone's moved ahn from Mass Effect dood, it's sad, it's not my fault nothing I can do

 

[UaineRunei]

"Hey guys, I'm not wasting my time playing anything right now because I'm not doing overtime, no fucking way."

"Anyway guys, please tip me, alright? There's no way we will reach the glasses goal tonight, sadly."

 

[Kheapathic]

Since he skipped 2 because ??? he's working with whatever the game defaults you into which is a romance with Liara but any time it comes up in dialogue he mashes through it because he's a married adult with a mature wife.

His claim was he played ME2 somewhat recently, so he didn't need to play it because it's only been a year or two IIRC.

Also... $24/150.

Cope, Seethe, and Turkey Burger.

 

[Jasper2K]

He's so desperate. He really wants to hit at least 50 dollars. I thought he had to get ready for his day off so no overtime? yeesh playing with his fingers and rocking back and forth.

 

[BarbatosRex]

DSP should play the Souls games again - THAT'LL have the money rolling in for sure!

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

"Hey guys, I'm not wasting my time playing anything right now because I'm doing overtime, no fucking way."

"Anyway guys, please tip me, alright? There's no way we will reach the glasses goal tonight, sadly."

Better get that toilet paper out, Phil. You're going to have to wear it on your head again.

 

[UaineRunei]

Hello darkness my old friend...

Edit:

 

[Fill Bern El]

$26 to finish the stream? Yall be on watch for the world ending soon cause this shit aint supposed to happen

 

[King of Not Playing Games]

DSP should play the Souls games again - THAT'LL have the money rolling in for sure!

Absolutely. Followed by a retrospective, a marathon, a DSP tries it, and then a hype reveal.

 

[Planettenon]

$26/$150
Did the trolls win...again?

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink]

That 26 in tips is gonna drive him insane all night lmao

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

Phil punching the air.
Kat crying.
Jasper starving.
T R O L L S W O N
Guess the fanboys better get ready for the next four-figure fundraiser that's totally needed to "pay your mortgage", huh Phil?

 

[FalsePositive]

What a pathetic boomer segment. Get to work on your simp tweets for tomorrow Dark, maybe someone will pay for your pancake delivery next time.

 

[King of Not Playing Games]

Remember: he made 11 grand in July. 11,000 USD. He could be the most entertaining, novel streamer in the world and I still wouldn't give him a fucking cent. He's one of the wealthy content creators he bitches and moans about so much.