Chris has been arrested

[Ricardo Cumsox]

 

[Josterman]

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I got the perfect music when he is escorted to prison

 

[Bayard Rustin]

Hey, has anyone photoshopped Chris as a member of the Aryan Brotherhood yet? I need it for academic purposes...

Chris after he gets released from prison:

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[Doctor Krieger]

Schizophrenia

Schizophrenia

Something tells me that he hasn't read any Marxist literature

Something tells me he hasn’t read anything that isn’t a cereal box or fast food menu since he was kicked out of college

 

[DoomsdayElite]

I can't unsee this
This has left a permanent mark in my brain

you notice the chub in his pants? I missed it at first.

 

[Everybody]

"Sonichu and Rosechu were born in Russia" Does that mean cwcville is in russia?

Somehow it all makes sense now.

 

[mindlessobserver]

I was just shitposting yesterday. Forgive me.

Really KF needs some kind of award or accolade for documenting this shit.

I won't go all "how do you do fellow kids?", because this part of the farms is alien to me, but fuck me if this site had been around when Ted Bundy was in his prime!

To you he's a lolcow and I get that, but to me he's just another antifa member.

Hit that subscribe button, like and comment!

This is the internets black library. We document everything. Also you are a faggot.

 

[Kh0rg0sKhul]

I was just shitposting yesterday. Forgive me.

Really KF needs some kind of award or accolade for documenting this shit.

I won't go all "how do you do fellow kids?", because this part of the farms is alien to me, but fuck me if this site had been around when Ted Bundy was in his prime!

To you he's a lolcow and I get that, but to me he's just another antifa member.

Hit that subscribe button, like and comment!

What the fuck did I just read?

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Chris has been spotted escaping from prison, disguised in his male form View attachment 2405861

“The greatest trick Chris-chan ever pulled was convincing the world that he is retarded”

 

[Miss Misery]

Ok so I’ve seen a lot of people wondering about the “theft charges” and what not in reference to the $750 he took out of Barb’s account. Absolutely not a lawyer and my IQ is only probably 3-5 points higher than Chris’ but I have worked in banking for a bit. We’re looking at about 4 possible situations here:
1. They held the account jointly- in this scenario Chris would’ve done nothing wrong legally, he owns this money just as much as Barb (I get it could be morally shitty, not what I’m here to post about)
2. Authorized signer on Barbs account- has every right, again legally, to make whatever transaction he wants. Basically same as above but easier to remove from the account. 3
3. (what I think is most likely) Representative payee- this is someone the state assigns to make transactions for and specifically for the benefit of the owner of the account, barb. Yes, I’ve seen them assign a retard to handle someone else that just happens to be more retarded’s money. Usually if someone takes advantage of this they are just kicked off the account but sometimes it can be prosecuted.
4. He had her online credentials but wasn’t on the account in anyway- fraud, probably wire fraud, no doubt criminal. I think this is highly unlikely though, it was done on a Saturday which probably means not a wire and if they hold accounts within the same institution and they let Chris transfer money out of an account he’s not authorized to, someone royally fucked up.
My guess is he probably did not do anything criminal, just shitty, in regards to the $750.

It's not the theft itself, it's that it was a violation of the EPO.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Something tells me he hasn’t read anything that isn’t a cereal box or fast food menu since he was kicked out of college

It’s a shame since he could have just read the MLP comics aimed at bronies like him that continue the series instead of being mad at Hasbro releasing G5 of MLP and going:

 

[Quijibo69]

I forgot this is relevant again:

 

[Dumb Bitch Smoothie]

Something tells me he hasn’t read anything that isn’t a cereal box or fast food menu since he was kicked out of college

He has most definitely read questionable erotica. Fanfiction, maybe?
As he said, Like something out of a hentai anime.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Ok so I’ve seen a lot of people wondering about the “theft charges” and what not in reference to the $750 he took out of Barb’s account. Absolutely not a lawyer and my IQ is only probably 3-5 points higher than Chris’ but I have worked in banking for a bit. We’re looking at about 4 possible situations here:
1. They held the account jointly- in this scenario Chris would’ve done nothing wrong legally, he owns this money just as much as Barb (I get it could be morally shitty, not what I’m here to post about)
2. Authorized signer on Barbs account- has every right, again legally, to make whatever transaction he wants. Basically same as above but easier to remove from the account. 3
3. (what I think is most likely) Representative payee- this is someone the state assigns to make transactions for and specifically for the benefit of the owner of the account, barb. Yes, I’ve seen them assign a retard to handle someone else that just happens to be more retarded’s money. Usually if someone takes advantage of this they are just kicked off the account but sometimes it can be prosecuted.
4. He had her online credentials but wasn’t on the account in anyway- fraud, probably wire fraud, no doubt criminal. I think this is highly unlikely though, it was done on a Saturday which probably means not a wire and if they hold accounts within the same institution and they let Chris transfer money out of an account he’s not authorized to, someone royally fucked up.
My guess is he probably did not do anything criminal, just shitty, in regards to the $750.

Dude, he told Null that he had no control over Barb's account, but turns out that he did. There is no way she agreed to that.

 

[Mr. Cool ICE]

I forgot this is relevant again:

Raped in jail by a bunch of niggos

 

[Blanche]

Dude, he told Null that he had no control over Barb's account, but turns out that he did. There is no way she agreed to that.

Ignore him, its another new account who thinks they are an expert.

 

[Info Player Start]

I forgot this is relevant again:

Didn't he get out

 

[Tom Myers]

Rivelino weighs in with "character development or mental illness".

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[Mr. Cool ICE]

Didn't he get out

He got moved to a local jail

 

[Joan Nyan]

Guysss are they gonna add charges for stealing Simonchu from Evan too??? -- everyone talking about the $750

He raped his mother holy shit no one cares about the $750