Chris has been arrested

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I was just shitposting yesterday. Forgive me.

Really KF needs some kind of award or accolade for documenting this shit.

I won't go all "how do you do fellow kids?", because this part of the farms is alien to me, but fuck me if this site had been around when Ted Bundy was in his prime!

To you he's a lolcow and I get that, but to me he's just another antifa member.

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TheRealLowtax said:
Chris joins the AB thus spurning the Kristoffer Chan 1488 KKK White Heart ⚡⚡🤍 Saga
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Been lurking for a while, but literally just registered to post this.
 

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Treblinkachu said:
He won't get "raped" in the sense of someone bending him over in the showers; he'll get cornered and beaten into a coma, and also probably end up with a broom handle rammed so far up his ass it ejects his esophagus through his nose.
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Legos and poop-smeared medallions would fly out of his mouth like candy flying out of a greasy pinata
 
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benutz said:
I was just shitposting yesterday. Forgive me.

Really KF needs some kind of award or accolade for documenting this shit.

I won't go all "how do you do fellow kids?", because this part of the farms is alien to me, but fuck me if this site had been around when Ted Bundy was in his prime!

To you he's a lolcow and I get that, but to me he's just another antifa member.

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Sir this is a Wendy's
 
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Joshua Coon said:
Do they think he is Asian? fucked if I know. Guess it's just oh this seems like a popular topic, video time
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He probz knows more than he goes into on his show, but he's too much of a pussy to give his opinion on anything that could even be mildly controversial. Def made it a point not to mention the kiwis because it could be looked at as him approving the forum in some way (ie. they exposed the bad dude)
 
benutz said:
I was just shitposting yesterday. Forgive me.

Really KF needs some kind of award or accolade for documenting this shit.

I won't go all "how do you do fellow kids?", because this part of the farms is alien to me, but fuck me if this site had been around when Ted Bundy was in his prime!

To you he's a lolcow and I get that, but to me he's just another antifa member.

Hit that subscribe button, like and comment!
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Even Chris wouldn’t stoop so low as to support communism!:
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Seminal Ointments Lain said:
CHRIS CHAN IS NOT A RAPIST
HE IS THE HERALD OF THE NEW WORLD
HIS FLESH BEGETS NEW FLESH
THE WHORE BARB WAS MERELY A NEEDED SACRIFICE
SHE IS THE WHORE OF BABYLON
IT IS WRITTEN
CHRIS ACTED IN ACCORDANCE WITH DESTINY
SORRY A-LOGS
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Seminal Ointments Lain said:
HJEAR THE WORD OF GOD
THE WHORE BARB OF BABYLON MUST BE SACRICFECED
THE MERGE IS NOW
THE TIME FOR REPENETANCE IS OVER
THE MERGE IS NOW
THE MERGE IS NOW
WEEP, SILLY ALOGS
FOR THE MERGE IS NOW
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Seminal Ointments Lain said:
PRAY TO CHRISTINE
OUR BLUE GODDESS

O' CHRISTINE
BEAUTIFUL PRINCESS OF THE NET AND OF THE NIGHT
WHOSE WORDS ARE WISE AND ACTIONS RIGHT
MAY YE PASS INTO GLEEFUL MANIA
THE WISDOM TO MAKE THINGS RIGHT
WORLD IS LOUD AND WHACKY
YET YE MAKE IT RIGHT
WHEN THE DIMENSIONS MERGE
AND THE WORLD SPLITS
BE OUR QUEEN
OUR PRINCESS SITS~~!!


BEAUTIFUL CHRISTINE
KNOW THY TRUTH
THOU CUMST IN BARBARIA
THY EARNEST TRUTH
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Even Chris wouldn’t stoop so low as to support communism!:
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Something tells me that he hasn't read any Marxist literature
 
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Seminal Ointments Lain said:
CHRIS CHAN IS NOT A RAPIST
HE IS THE HERALD OF THE NEW WORLD
HIS FLESH BEGETS NEW FLESH
THE WHORE BARB WAS MERELY A NEEDED SACRIFICE
SHE IS THE WHORE OF BABYLON
IT IS WRITTEN
CHRIS ACTED IN ACCORDANCE WITH DESTINY
SORRY A-LOGS
BUT AS IT IS WRITTEN, SO IT SHALL BEView attachment 2404308
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Sir, sir... This is the greatest thing ever created, thank you for that
 
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