Chris has been arrested

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Whoever writes the true crime book about Chris Chan is gonna make a fortune.

 

[Blanche]

Didn't he get out

He is first eligible for parole in 2032.

Edit: I am talking about Nick Bate, not Chris. My apologies.

 

[Mr. Cool ICE]

He is first eligible for parole in 2032.

Did the booking get updated?

 

[RodgerDodger]

Whoever writes the true crime book about Chris Chan is gonna make a fortune.

I think that honor should go to Lord Null. Working Title... The Way of the Kiwi

 

[Info Player Start]

He is first eligible for parole in 2032.

Hope that goal post gets moved again

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I'm not trying to derail this thread, but I've updated my prediction for things that are gonna happen with Chris.

 

[Ricardo Cumsox]

Whoever writes the true crime book about Chris Chan is gonna make a fortune.

At what chapter do we abandon the "Christine" pretense and just carry forward like he's simply a retarded man with a full-blown bent dick?

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

At what chapter do we abandon the "Christine" pretense and just carry forward like he's just a retarded man with a full-blown bent dick?

Negative One

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Winning that contest is like the equivalent of the Red Hood falling into the vat of chemicals.

 

[Fatrick Hamlinson]

Okay guys I'm just going to say it

Stop calling prison officials they already have to deal with a lot including a fat autistic weirdo who smells like poo and believes there's a dimensional merge coming they don't need 1,000 phone calls every hour asking if Chris is okay and what he's doing.

Oh no, the inhumanity of having the cops do a part of their jobs.

 

[03crep]

Whoever writes the true crime book about Chris Chan is gonna make a fortune.

Richard Lloyd Parry - "From Innocence To Incest"

 

[Cuntster]

They need to bring the two newsreaders from the Sonic Sweepstakes report out of retirement for an update on how the sweet autistic boy viciously raped his geriatric mother.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Guys, if some normies ask you "who the fuck is Chris-chan", just tell them "imagine that people gave you 5000 bucks to go to the ponyfag convention, but you decided to go to jail for having sex with your old senile mother instead - this is Chris-chan for you".

 

[Chuck's Fuck and Suck]

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He's excited to try out the sausage

Buck Status = BROKEN

 

[A Money Creature]

I want to see those 3 reporters sit around, all these laters, and report on the latest event.

Winning that contest is like the equivalent of the Red Hood falling into the vat of chemicals.

 

[Info Player Start]

Guys, if some normies ask you "who the fuck is Chris-chan", just tell them "imagine that people gave you 5000 bucks to go to the ponyfag convention, but you decided to go to jail for having sex with your old senile mother instead - this is Chris-chan for you".

I actually don't think I know anyone that hasn't at least heard of him by now

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

I want to see those 3 reporters sit around, all these laters, and report on the latest event.

For him, winning that Sonic contest was the most important day of his life, but to me...it was Tuesday.

 

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Cops took it probably

100% they tossed it in the trash.

Wasn't he asking them about it on the arrest video?

 

[truthfullies]

100% they tossed it in the trash.

Wasn't he asking them about it on the arrest video?

you're talking about the cop tossing the thing in his pocket. I bet they just confiscated his jewelry and other personal effects at booking.

 

[Andrew Neiman]

Whoever writes the true crime book about Chris Chan is gonna make a fortune.

The problem with writing a book about Chris is that his life has been so visual. So much of the book would inevitably just be descriptions of videos and comic pages.