Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Its fitting punishment for both.
I'd ask which one but you make a compelling argument.

It will have to be at a cultural level because we live in a consumerist society where we are conditioned into wanting and the latest iPhone. Our culture tells us that we must have all these plastic trinkets and voraciously consume the latest MCU offering to feel fulfillment in our lives.
It's not society, it's human nature. Think about it a minute, which tribe of primitive meatbags is going to survive? The hippie tribe who just sit around all day staring at the clouds and smelling the flowers? Or the tribe that runs around, gathers up everything shiny they find and then smashes them together in combinations with fire to figure out how to make new weapons?

Then guess what? After they slaughtered the neighboring hippies, everybody else around started racing to gather up materials so they could have equal weapons to fight back. "Keeping up with the jones" is just a hold-over instinct from your cave days of making sure you're equal to your neighbor so they don't kill you and take your women.

Christianity spent 2000 years trying to teach and construct a society of contentment and get humans to stop letting their desires consume them and we all see how well that worked. Communism tried harder in less time and filled graves with millions of bodies. Face it: it ain't conditioning, grabbing shiny things is baked into your human bones.
can be solved in the same way as climate change, a problem which is being caused by an emphasis on economic growth.
A lot of "IFs" need to go in your statement. Remember to learn from Bob and sometimes go, "Is it possible I'm wrong? How would I check? Could this effort go bad? What's the recovery process if it does?"
 
You know, I find it ironic that some of the characters from the franchises Bob loathes have a lot in common.

Notably, the Prophet of Truth from Halo has a lot in common with Bob.
  • Both are narcissistic buffoons.
  • Both of their actions bring long term damage to themselves and those around them.
  • Both believe in ideology that they know is secretly bullshit but continue to do so anyway in a attempt to achieve success.
  • Both believe in immortality.
  • Both want to genocide particular group of humans.
  • Both walk horribly.
  • Both sit on their lazy asses to board cast their bullshit.
I could go on, but all Truth needs is a neck beard and two hundred pounds and he could be Bob.
 
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I'd ask which one but you make a compelling argument.


It's not society, it's human nature. Think about it a minute, which tribe of primitive meatbags is going to survive? The hippie tribe who just sit around all day staring at the clouds and smelling the flowers? Or the tribe that runs around, gathers up everything shiny they find and then smashes them together in combinations with fire to figure out how to make new weapons?

Then guess what? After they slaughtered the neighboring hippies, everybody else around started racing to gather up materials so they could have equal weapons to fight back. "Keeping up with the jones" is just a hold-over instinct from your cave days of making sure you're equal to your neighbor so they don't kill you and take your women.

Christianity spent 2000 years trying to teach and construct a society of contentment and get humans to stop letting their desires consume them and we all see how well that worked. Communism tried harder in less time and filled graves with millions of bodies. Face it: it ain't conditioning, grabbing shiny things is baked into your human bones.

A lot of "IFs" need to go in your statement. Remember to learn from Bob and sometimes go, "Is it possible I'm wrong? How would I check? Could this effort go bad? What's the recovery process if it does?"
You make it sound like Christianity shares a similar goal of creating a perfect/"better" world. It doesn't. The good behavior is ultimately preparation for eternity. This world is hopeless and can't get better. Enlightenment and post-Enlightentment thinkers try to have their eternity here and now, even though humans are so incapable of even conceiving of what capital-G-Goodness is that E and pE thinkers generally agree that good and evil don't even exist. The "better world" people want isn't just impossible but inconceivable.
 
You make it sound like Christianity shares a similar goal of creating a perfect/"better" world. It doesn't. The good behavior is ultimately preparation for eternity. This world is hopeless and can't get better. Enlightenment and post-Enlightentment thinkers try to have their eternity here and now, even though humans are so incapable of even conceiving of what capital-G-Goodness is that E and pE thinkers generally agree that good and evil don't even exist. The "better world" people want isn't just impossible but inconceivable.
Think, McFly! Do you people even read the Bible ("fruits of the spirit" for just one example) or even listen to actual Christians? Ever noticed how many hospitals and charities are run by them? Ever pause to think a moment about how slavery was one of the few universal institutions of every human society around the world (the other being marriage) for thousands, and THOUSANDS of years, then Christian societies up and end it? Who cares what the goal is, it still had a measurable effect on the world. Where do you think the name "Christian" comes from? Christ-LIKE aka "be like Christ" - you know, a dude not exactly known for His consoomerism.

Geez, just read some CS Lewis sometime: “Aim at Heaven and you will get Earth 'thrown in': aim at Earth and you will get neither.”

Listen to what North Korea is like or visit some of the poorer countries in Africa or South America (or visit some Bedouin nomads) and realize the world is soooooo much better than any of your ancestors ever dreamed it could be.

"We live in an age of miracles, and we just don’t see it. All of the magicians who stand on generations of other magicians — engineers, technicians, architects — go unnamed and unsung, while common actors, tradesmen whose art form has barely advanced since the days of Babylon and Egypt, are deified and rewarded as no living gods in history." -Bill Whittle
 
"sigh" why did Chris fuck his mom and not Bob?
Because Bob is impotent in almost every way.

(When I first read this I momentarily forgot which Chris we were talking about and thought something about Chris Chipman had come out)
Bob keeps sucking up to left-wing groups and communities and has no insight to the fact that they've all universally rejected him for being an asshole.
Im reminded of the book where Bob admitted to bullying nerds to try and get in with the popular kids. This is the same thing, and it's working out the same way.

Seriously, how does he even make this logical leap? You don’t “work in tech” because you’re literally always online. You don’t “work in film” because you tweet about movies nonstop. You don’t “work in gaming” because you once tried to sell photocopies of your Mario play-through over a decade ago. It’s sheer delusion.
That's exactly why he thinks he works in those industries. And to soothe the pain that comes from knowing he's too much of a lazy, incompetent shit to ever accomplish anything on his own merits.
 
"Keeping up with the jones" is just a hold-over instinct from your cave days of making sure you're equal to your neighbor so they don't kill you and take your women.
But problems came when the satisfaction of desires is decoupled from survival and flourishing: instincts that used to be adaptive become maladaptive. When desire is easy to satisfy, and their satisfaction doesn't really improve your lot in life, satisfaction of desires becomes an end in itself. People used to be able to gauge how much is enough -- a farmer would determine how much crop his family needed to survive the winter, put up that amount with a safety margin, then sat down and thanked God for having provided enough. Present-day people no longer have such yardstick, simply because desire no longer have anything to do with survival. This is how desire became self-perpetuating, an ever-revolving ouroboros in the theater of life.

A parallel might be drawn between consoomerism and metabolic diseases. Storage of excess calories used to be adaptive because it improved the survival of our ancestors. Now it no longer so, and what used to be life-saving has become a liability.

You make it sound like Christianity shares a similar goal of creating a perfect/"better" world. It doesn't. The good behavior is ultimately preparation for eternity. This world is hopeless and can't get better.
The mainstream Christian aim is to instantiate the Kingdom of God on this Earth. The task is indeed hopeless if we only count on human efforts, but fortunately, God is on our side.

The doctrine that the world is too corrupted to be redeemed is Gnosticism.



If you oppose America's intervention on the international stage, you hate Jews and gay people, you Nazi!
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Bobby commiserates with Shaun because he has been similarly "harassed" for his hot takes:
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Bobby is being killed as we speak:
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Bobby's mom and grandma have raised him to m'lady a Congresswoman:
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Bobby checkmates Glenn Greenwald concerning the true nature of AOC:
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Can anyone find a photo of Bobby that doesn't gives out the impression of an imbecile?

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'Retrograde" people don't deserve votes. Let them fester:
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South Carolina senator Lindsay Graham has reportedly tested positive for covid
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If Bobby were any less stupid, he'd realize this can easily happen to him too -- Graham has been fully vaccinated.

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Another conspiracy nut, this time pertaining transhumanism:
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It always amuses me that people who refuse to put their faith in God have so much faith in rich guys.

Loser:
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In other words, it doesn't matter which man, woman, or dog you put in a tight suit, because the franchises are what sell tickets. This is exactly the point Matt Damon raised yesterday.

Free Guy. To my surprise, Bobby is moved by the protagonist who aims to be a good person and help people.
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How the fuck does he even do that in this autocorrect age? If I want to use an unusual or even deliberate misspelling, I have to override my phone two or three times
He probably does what quite a few others others do; he's so busy rushing to get his super big hot take he doesn't take enough time to proofread what retarded nonsense he posts.
Why do I suspect this pig took so long so he can take money for the tickets more than once? It might be because he also tried to cheat the IRS that gives me that vibe though.
 
How the fuck does he even do that in this autocorrect age? If I want to use an unusual or even deliberate misspelling, I have to override my phone two or three times
Even something as minor as deferring to autocorrect would mean accepting that he was wrong about something
and Robert can't have that
 
Bobby commiserates with Shaun because he has been similarly "harassed" for his hot takes:
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As I stated before: Bob doesn't know the difference between slander (verbal defamation) and libel (written defamation). In addition, any and all claims that Moviebob is a eugenicist are grounded in reality... and Bob's own Twitter history.



Bobby is being killed as we speak:
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And the dozens of people Moviebob represents are as ignorant of reality as he is.



Bobby's mom and grandma have raised him to m'lady a Congresswoman:
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Moviebob: "...if I EVER thought about speaking to a lady the way [Jimmy] Dore speaks to/about women who don't 'obey' him, I'd be spending WEEKS afraid that my grandmother's ghost was gonna slap the feeling out of me."

Careless choice of words on Bob's part. Given his actual attitude toward female public figures and politicians who don't obey him--Krysten Sinema, Laura Ingraham, Candace Owens, Judge Jeanning Pirro, among countless others--I would be genuinely shocked if his grandmother's ghost isn't standing right behind him right now, breathing hot down his rack, ready to smack the stupid out of him.



Bobby checkmates Glenn Greenwald concerning the true nature of AOC:
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Does it matter? Bob's going to impregnate his pants every time AOC's name is brought up in praise by idiots just like him.



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Can anyone find a photo of Bobby that doesn't gives out the impression of an imbecile?
I could find a picture of Bob when he didn't look like a complete idiot... but I don't have--nor do I want--pictures of his mother's ultrasounds.



Moviebob: "...smug assholes revealing that they're also stupid via really easy mistakes is funny..."

"Simple mistakes", huh? Like your inability to properly differentiate its (belonging to something) and it's ("it is")? Or your perpetual misspelling of vis-a-vis?



'Retrograde" people don't deserve votes. Let them fester:
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"Less stupid, less problems" is exactly what The Escapist realized when they decided to show you the door for both the first time AND the second time, Bob!



South Carolina senator Lindsay Graham has reportedly tested positive for covid
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If Bobby were any less stupid, he'd realize this can easily happen to him too -- Graham has been fully vaccinated.
E-X-actly. And if Moviebob does contract COVID-19 in any form... well, let's just use a credo that Bob oft applies to people he don't like: "Bad people deserve to experience events that they don't like." Although I avoid engaging in schadenfreude whenever possible, Bob's misfortunes will be one of those rare times when I will happily bask in it.



A more appropriate ringtone in this case: "Horst-Wessel-Lied".



Translated into English: The Thinker and the Moviebob.



Did anyone else have "Blatant Twitter TOS Violation" of tonight's Moviebob Bingo card?



Another conspiracy nut, this time pertaining transhumanism:
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It always amuses me that people who refuse to put their faith in God have so much faith in rich guys.
Nah... Moviebob's not scared. As long as he's on all fours, he'll be safe. And we know Bob would have no trouble living on all fours if he were guranteed to benefit from it.



Free Guy. To my surprise, Bobby is moved by the protagonist who aims to be a good person and help people.
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You can count how many times Moviebob has actually exercised "be a good person and help people" on one hand... because there's a 99.9... [repeats "9" for six hours] percent chance you'd end up with a closed fist.
 
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But problems came when the satisfaction of desires is decoupled from survival and flourishing: instincts that used to be adaptive become maladaptive. When desire is easy to satisfy, and their satisfaction doesn't really improve your lot in life, satisfaction of desires becomes an end in itself. People used to be able to gauge how much is enough -- a farmer would determine how much crop his family needed to survive the winter, put up that amount with a safety margin, then sat down and thanked God for having provided enough. Present-day people no longer have such yardstick, simply because desire no longer have anything to do with survival. This is how desire became self-perpetuating, an ever-revolving ouroboros in the theater of life.

A parallel might be drawn between consoomerism and metabolic diseases. Storage of excess calories used to be adaptive because it improved the survival of our ancestors. Now it no longer so, and what used to be life-saving has become a liability.


The mainstream Christian aim is to instantiate the Kingdom of God on this Earth. The task is indeed hopeless if we only count on human efforts, but fortunately, God is on our side.

The doctrine that the world is too corrupted to be redeemed is Gnosticism.



If you oppose America's intervention on the international stage, you hate Jews and gay people, you Nazi!
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Bobby commiserates with Shaun because he has been similarly "harassed" for his hot takes:
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Bobby is being killed as we speak:
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Bobby's mom and grandma have raised him to m'lady a Congresswoman:
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Bobby checkmates Glenn Greenwald concerning the true nature of AOC:
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Can anyone find a photo of Bobby that doesn't gives out the impression of an imbecile?

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'Retrograde" people don't deserve votes. Let them fester:
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South Carolina senator Lindsay Graham has reportedly tested positive for covid
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If Bobby were any less stupid, he'd realize this can easily happen to him too -- Graham has been fully vaccinated.

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Another conspiracy nut, this time pertaining transhumanism:
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It always amuses me that people who refuse to put their faith in God have so much faith in rich guys.

Loser:
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In other words, it doesn't matter which man, woman, or dog you put in a tight suit, because the franchises are what sell tickets. This is exactly the point Matt Damon raised yesterday.

Free Guy. To my surprise, Bobby is moved by the protagonist who aims to be a good person and help people.
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You couldn't have capped a better Moviebob tweet. The layers, man. The whole Bob experience is right here. It's such an uncontested dunk that I don't have to do anything - we can just let it hang and it does all the work for us.

Damn, Bob. Make people put in some effort, dude.
 
> insisting that it's wrong to be rude to AOC because "RESPECT WOMEN"
> dehumanising every woman right of Hillary

Pick one.
Yes, Moviebob, opposing the US going to war for oil is the same thing as supporting the Nazis. You are very smart.
Yes, Moviebob, the Sunrise Movement, a group that routinely attacks neoliberal Democrats is part of the neoliberal Democrat establishment. You are very smart.
 
> insisting that it's wrong to be rude to AOC because "RESPECT WOMEN"
> dehumanising every woman right of Hillary

Pick one.

Yes, Moviebob, opposing the US going to war for oil is the same thing as supporting the Nazis. You are very smart.

Yes, Moviebob, the Sunrise Movement, a group that routinely attacks neoliberal Democrats is part of the neoliberal Democrat establishment. You are very smart.
How can 1 person be so stupid?
 
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