Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS

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If that ever happens then she'll soon realize that raising a child is a everyday 24/7/365 job and not a game.
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A malignant narc like Becky would have the worst time as a parent. Her suffering in that situation would be very satisfying, if not for the fact that the child would suffer so very much more. Add in the increased risk of violence against the child in a poly situation...

Ugh. Please let Becky latch on to something that can't harm children. No child should have to endure that.
 
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Charlie Delicious said:
Nothing like having a baby to pwn your relatives
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Wargarbl said:
A malignant narc like Becky would have the worst time as a parent. Her suffering in that situation would be very satisfying, if not for the fact that the child would suffer so very much more. Add in the increased risk of violence against the child in a poly situation...

Ugh. Please let Becky latch on to something that can't harm children. No child should have to endure that.
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I was about to say the only one getting pwned here would be the kid...
 
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Becky is never going to have a baby, ever. It'll take away time, money, and attention that supposed to be all for her only.

She's just content to use a would-be pregnacy that will never happen as a tool to manipulate her family for fun & profit, while using the "miscarriage" to rake in asspats and e-begged pizzas.
 
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Wild speculation, maybe things aren't going too well at Apex (hard to believe, I know) and she's setting up a "fired for being pregnant/femme/gamers caused a miscarriage" thing. She's still been getting high, people who are trying to get pregnant usually don't spend thousands of dollars on dogs and get high everyday. It's a little too early for morning sickness and her self reported symptoms are never reliable anyway. Maybe she has that prostate cancer or whatever.

At any rate the made up pregnancy is already inconvenient to her. Amazing!
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Stinkyboy said:
For such an avid reader, she sure doesn’t have many books
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Well what is she gonna do? Print out Cirque du Soleil and Star Wars fap-fics and put them on a shelf? Get her favorite Twitter pastebins bound in hardcover?
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Prostate cancer scare arc?!
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For a hot minute I thought Becky thought she had a prostate :story:
 
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At this point, Becky has had so many "pregnancies", that Mami just stopped taking the bait and this is another "that happened" event imagined by Becky.

She just loves creating faux scenarios (like the hairdresser incident) where she comes out as the winner.

In reality, Mami is sitting at home thinking, "This is the 53rd fucking time she's claimed to be pregnant in the past year! What kind of moron does my cunt of a daughter take me for?"
 
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proteus4994 said:
Crossposting from the Naomi Wu thread because DZK is getting blown out by the blowup doll. That’s twice in the past couple of weeks, once from Apex players and once from Naomi Wu.
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Dan the abusive man must have found the jar with his testicles in it long enough to try and pretend to act tough on twitter. Too bad he's gone after a real minority instead of a pretend one that lives with him while suckling off his moribund career in insulting game player bases.

If this shitty crew posted more videos we'd have a non-zero chance of getting a video of wacko Jacko dancing to "So Need a Cute Girl" now. Do better, shitty hetero triad.
 
Knojkamarangasan_#4 said:
Can someone explain how this repulsive cunt somehow manages to even get a job in the first place? One look at their social media should be a HUGE red flag. Then again I just assume the one running the company is just as bad as Becky.
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Welcome to the World of Woke, where absolute garbage trash people like Becky are considered vastly more important than people actually capable of doing their job.
 
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On paper, Becky has the requisites for her job at RIOT! and her job at Daniel's company. She certainly had the requisites for her contract jobs doing metadata entry between those two jobs, since they were little more than glorified data entry. What a resume doesn't show is Becky's solipsism, laziness, and lack of any sort of work ethic. On paper, she looks fine. On the job, every job, she's the worst worker around.
 
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Karl der Grosse said:
What a resume doesn't show is Becky's solipsism, laziness, and lack of any sort of work ethic. On paper, she looks fine. On the job, every job, she's the worst worker around.
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what a resume DOES show, however, is that a fully qualified college graduate is getting spotty, non-recurring temp work at best since quitting Riot I don’t even remember how long ago, and has massive gaps in their resume that they can’t explain. That should be a red flag for anyone.

Edit: Also DZK’s name is coming up very regularly lately in /r/ApexLegends, and not in a good way. Don’t think Respawn doesn’t notice that.
 
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Karl der Grosse said:
On paper, Becky has the requisites for her job at RIOT! and her job at Daniel's company. She certainly had the requisites for her contract jobs doing metadata entry between those two jobs, since they were little more than glorified data entry. What a resume doesn't show is Becky's solipsism, laziness, and lack of any sort of work ethic. On paper, she looks fine. On the job, every job, she's the worst worker around.
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But you can literally just type her name into Google and instantly find out she's been fired from every job she's ever had for being an absolute lunatic, then immediately starts talking shit about her former employer.

Only a literal moron would sign off on hiring this cunt.
 
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