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AlphariusOmegon said:
(Oh god, let's hope he doesn't drop the soap.)
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Give the incarcerated a little credit, even that fat, gay lunatic deviant from San Francisco didn’t really want to fuck Chris. Yes he’s a tranny, but he’s an ugly, unhygienic tranny. His biggest worry is probably getting shit kicked out of him.
 
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pogo said:
anything that has to do with children or people who are deemed to be vulnerable CAN be prosecuted as a federal crime.
The reason for this is because the sex offender registry is a federal registry and they need to be able to track people across states. I think i've said this like 3 times in different threads ya'll gotta google this shit before you shitpost about raping yogi bear.
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Oh god. If Chris is going to Federal court then he's fucked over the moon. Feds don't fuck around.
 
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Mason Verger said:
Give the incarcerated a little credit, even that fat, gay lunatic deviant from San Francisco didn’t really want to fuck Chris. Yes he’s a tranny, but he’s an ugly, unhygienic tranny. His biggest worry is probably getting shit kicked out of him.
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How much are you betting he's not gonna last a month? I'm putting down $20
 
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Meat Target said:
Why not? It's a potential crime scene now, and a search warrant isn't hard to get.
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Most of the evidence would be found in/on Barb, would it not? Most likely they've done a rapekit and it must've come back positive for signs of sexual intercourse. The only reason why I'd see the police searching the house for more evidence is if they suspect that there's more physical evidence than what they got. (used condoms, lube, etc. anything that could point to signs of sexual activity taking place.) In all likelihood they have all the evidence they need right now, unless they suspect there's more to it.
 
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Looks said:
Guilty. I also love true crime. And I'm 40. But look at Chris' age and when this started. Many of my contemporaries are watching.

Sorry to not be 'with it' kid.
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I mean, if you want a true crime story, this is probably the one that takes the fucking cake considering how much history led up to it.
 
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ExtremeZapper said:
Mainstream media starting to peel back the layers of Chris-chan and dig up old shit. The question is how extensive will the deep dive go
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Given that almost none of them can even be bothered to type "chris chan" into google to find his full legal name and instead are just calling him "Chris Chan," that dive is going to be so shallow they won't even get wet.
 
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Average Orc Conesseuir said:
Most of the evidence would be found in/on Barb, would it not? Most likely they've done a rapekit and it must've come back positive for signs of sexual intercourse. The only reason why I'd see the police searching the house for more evidence is if they suspect that there's more physical evidence than what they got. (used condoms, lube, etc. anything that could point to signs of sexual activity taking place.) In all likelihood they have all the evidence they need right now, unless they suspect there's more to it.
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You don't think Chris or Barb have cleaned that house in the past month do you?
 
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AlphariusOmegon said:
How much are you betting he's not gonna last a month? I'm putting down $20
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Doubt so. If anything, the inmates themselves will be just like us;
Observing chris-chan from a distance and laughing at his self-made coloring pen sonichu tatoo.
I mean, of course there'll be the tough ones, but i doubt chris would even come near them. I think he still has a sense of what's dangerous and what is'nt.
Chris will probably hang around other weirdos during lunchtime, he'll be friends with someone who raped someone as well, but that's only if he gets lucky enough.
 
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Vroompilled Celt said:
You don't think Chris or Barb have cleaned that house in the past month do you?
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They haven't cleaned that fucking house since they bought it. Any evidence is going to be buried under literal tons of stuff, a search of the house would take days if not weeks to fully get through it and find anything useful.
 
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Burrito said:
You really aren’t supposed to reveal personal information here. You may not think something isolated like your age matters, but if you keep revealing other things, someone can put it all together.
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I'm also from Cleveland Ohio and I own a taco stand. I sleep with a picture of my family from Mexico under the pillow hoping someday the American dream will be mine.
 
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