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Average Orc Conesseuir said:
They haven't cleaned that fucking house since they bought it. Any evidence is going to be buried under literal tons of stuff, a search of the house would take days if not weeks to fully get through it and find anything useful.
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Yeah but it’s like ground strata.. the newest(potentially incriminating) layer will be on top and out in the open. That’s the upside of them not throwing things away and this being an ongoing, recent event.
 
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Average Orc Conesseuir said:
When did the fire happen, 2014/2015? That's give or take six years from then to now. Knowing how compulsive a hoarder Barb is and how that behavior rubbed off onto Chris, they probably filled the house again by now
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You can see pretty clearly what an absurd volume of amiibos and other little plastic trinkets Chris has in his room alone covering every surface. I can only imagine the rest of the house, I doubt anyone can move all that shit to clean or vacuum and neither Barb nor Chris would be up to the task. It probably is genuinely an enormous, toxic mess.
 
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thismanlies said:
I wouldn’t give him 24 hours before he gets a behavioral infraction for back talking a guard.
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Speaking of which, I never considered the chance of him getting beaten for becoming a snitch or sucking up to the guards. He'd definitely be dumb and selfish enough to become a rat. There are just so many ways an autist like chris could fuck up and have a bad time in general population.
 
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AlphariusOmegon said:
I mean, if you want a true crime story, this is probably the one that takes the fucking cake considering how much history led up to it.
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Omg. It really is just an expose on how people look for excuses to be their worst selves without regarding the consequences to themselves.

Chris always does the most hideously self-interested thing. He is like the Skin of Evil cast off by the titans. All of mankind's most depraved sin in one place.

I don't know if I should feel guilty for laughing.
 
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Been said before but rigid rules and structure are really good for retards and Chris is no exception.

People get hung up on the leddit Rape jokes but I could see Chris calming down getting more hygienic and fit.

In time our boy could join the Aryan Brotherhood get paroled buy a chopper and start selling sonichu branded blue meth.

Make us proud.
 
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Nobue said:
I'm Jimmy Hoffa. I'm in Barbados sipping gin and tonics with my underaged boytoy.
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Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that's how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. I'm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I'm also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I'm in the seventh year (I'm seventeen). I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow.
 
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ThatGuyWhoLikes The Chili said:
Everyone keeps asking why he is smiling in all of his mugshots like it's so unfathomable, and it's very simple, this is the face of a man who has thus far never suffered a single consequence of any of his actions and is fully confident he won't this time either.

In his long history of police interactions never gotten more than a stern finger wag. Why would he think he would get any worse this time? Is his mind he is immune to consequences and everything will return to the status quo sooner or later.
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The smile is just fascinating. I watched a little video of a lawyer talking about how one shouldn't smile in their mugshot. It doesn't show you're remorseful for your actions and it can be a bad look. Not sure how true it is.
He raped his nearly octogenarian mother and he's smiling about it. Wonder what the court will think of that.
 
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Tiggletown said:
Been said before but rigid rules and structure are really good for retards and Chris is no exception.

People get hung up on the leddit Rape jokes but I could see Chris calming down getting more hygienic and fit.

In time our boy could join the Aryan Brotherhood get paroled buy a chopper and start selling sonichu branded blue meth.

Make us proud.
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'Aryan Brotherhood'. We all know that he's gonna join the furred reich
 
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