Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[Vi0l3t]

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Maybe hes trying to kill staph by tripping her fat ass on the stairs?

 

[tofu dog]

Maybe hes trying to kill staph by tripping her fat ass on the stairs?

He's digging a tunnel to freedom but he has to stop every time she comes over to gawk at him

 

[Chromeo]

So she's too lazy to even let Pete walk outside....no wonder he's miserable and dying of misery. Even sunshine is good for aquatic pets like turtles

That's maybe the one defensible thing, is she doesn't let Pete outside. House cats stay in the house. Especially an old, out of shape, missing-tooth cat like Peetie. Other than (fit) cats decimating the local wildlife by hunting everything for sport, they get into fights, they get knocked up, hit by cars, attacked by shithead kids on halloween, etc. It's generally a bad idea to let your domestic cat outdoors.

That being said, it wouldn't kill her to get Peetie a cat tree or a scratching post by a window so he can at least watch the outdoors and get sun there.

 

[tofu dog]

That's maybe the one defensible thing, is she doesn't let Pete outside. House cats stay in the house. Especially an old, out of shape, missing-tooth cat like Peetie. Other than (fit) cats decimating the local wildlife by hunting everything for sport, they get into fights, they get knocked up, hit by cars, attacked by shithead kids on halloween, etc. It's generally a bad idea to let your domestic cat outdoors.

That being said, it wouldn't kill her to get Peetie a cat tree or a scratching post by a window so he can at least watch the outdoors and get sun there.

If she could be responsible, she could harness train him. But she isn't responsible, so.

The least they could do is save that stray from the elements and help protect their neighborhood from an invasive cat at the same time... If she even is a stray and not just someone's cat that wanders. We only have Steph's word to go off of, but the cat didn't look all that raggedy in one of the recent pics.

 

[Aunt Carol]

What a life; she isn't even a benefit to her cat, and a cat needs so little.

Odd realization: does Staph actually care for any plants? She talks about herbalism, but it seems like it's mostly misidentifying wild plants and making things out of other plants. Does she grow anything of her own?

 

[Charles P. Scene]

Odd realization: does Staph actually care for any plants? She talks about herbalism, but it seems like it's mostly misidentifying wild plants and making things out of other plants. Does she grow anything of her own?

Good question, I haven't seen a single recent "back inside after doing some gardening, my [plant]s are looking healthy" tweet.

Here's pics of the Friggy's yard plants.

They're apparently growing onions, potatoes, salad greens, marshmallow, borage, calendula, nastertium, and morigana. Seems like an average elderly couple's garden to me.

 

[Chromeo]

marshmallow

can I just say how surprised I am that you can just...buy a marshmallow plant? Or that it'll grow anywhere beyond a marsh?

 

[Vi0l3t]

Anyone ever notice how long her nostrils look?


What kids? When are you ever around children? Your parents should have been more strict with your ungrateful ass.


Jesus she really is obsessed with body functions. Its vile.

 

[Charles P. Scene]

Jesus she really is obsessed with body functions. Its vile.

It's a disgusting fixation, I haven't been capping the tweets about bodily functions because I'm sure even kiwis don't want to fucking know.

Gyro:
Peetie:
(X)

 

[Satanic Pussy]

He's the size of Wilford Brimley but has the energy of the Suicidal Harold meme. From now on, I can only think of this poor cat as DiaPeetus.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

Anyone ever notice how long her nostrils look?

Because she takes ALL of her selfies with the camera pointing up her nose. It's one of the least flattering angles in the world and it's the one she insists on every time.

 

[Gentleburd]

Because she takes ALL of her selfies with the camera pointing up her nose. It's one of the least flattering angles in the world and it's the one she insists on every time.

She does it because that’s the Fat Girl Angle. It stretches out her neck and hides her three chins. For someone who claims to be happy in her fat body, she sure looks insecure in her photos, lol

 

[Aunt Carol]

She does it because that’s the Fat Girl Angle. It stretches out her neck and hides her three chins. For someone who claims to be happy in her fat body, she sure looks insecure in her photos, lol

Isn't the Fat Girl Angle more from overhead, to hide the chins and potentially show off cleavage?

I've been Myspacing wrong all these years...

 

[exhausted]

Isn't the Fat Girl Angle more from overhead, to hide the chins and potentially show off cleavage?

I've been Myspacing wrong all these years...

No, the overhead angle is the Fat Girl Angle as far as I know.
I think Staph invented a new angle. The Spud Girl Angle. (Really. I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone else take selfies with that angle, at least since phones got decent cameras)

 

[sarcasticslipandslide]

No, the overhead angle is the Fat Girl Angle as far as I know.
I think Staph invented a new angle. The Spud Girl Angle.

To be fair to fat girls, they'll try any angle.

 

[Gentleburd]

Oh shit, you all are right! I was never really a part of the whole selfie movement so I had only heard the term in passing.
Maybe she does that pose because she is trying to appear aloof, like she is looking down her (weird) nose at the viewer? It would fit with the whole ‘dominating succubus’ persona she fails at achieving.

Though, tbf, classical succubi were hella ugly and used ~demon hell magic~ to capture men. So she kinda fits. I bet her favorite ‘magick’ spell to seduce guys would be a mix of really high proof alcohol and Rohypnol.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Maybe she does that pose because she is trying to appear aloof, like she is looking down her (weird) nose at the viewer? It would fit with the whole ‘dominating succubus’ persona she fails at achieving.

She just looks like the MCP from Tron.

 

[Azafran90]

I'm going to make a comic page for the background and I'm torn between putting several references to Steph memes or a one-page joke* comic about Pete shooting Staph and then walking into the sunset, noir style.
What do you think?


*Legal Disclaimer, I don't actually want Steph to be shoot by a cat. I never thought I would have to specify this but then again, here we are.

 

[tofu dog]

I'm going to make a comic page for the background and I'm torn between putting several references to Steph memes or a one-page joke* comic about Pete shooting Staph and then walking into the sunset, noir style.
What do you think?


*Legal Disclaimer, I don't actually want Steph to be shoot by a cat. I never thought I would have to specify this but then again, here we are.

If you wanna go really classic steph there's that story she wrote from waaay back when where the main character like, exploded into spiders or something. But something with Peetie would be really fun, you should go for it.

I thought about participating too but I don't have time, Godspeed! Get staph on the bg for us

 

[Chromeo]

I'm going to make a comic page for the background and I'm torn between putting several references to Steph memes or a one-page joke* comic about Pete shooting Staph and then walking into the sunset, noir style.
What do you think?


*Legal Disclaimer, I don't actually want Steph to be shoot by a cat. I never thought I would have to specify this but then again, here we are.

Draw her like a shitty, fat version of the Scarlet Witch with her dumb sigil behind her like "MAY YOUR WOMB BE BARREN"