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Tropical is based on the seasons. Aries, the sign, is just named after the constellation that used to be in its spot.
The Astrology of Chris Chan
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Wow, I always made fun of astrology but this is weirdly enjoyable to read. I hope you do more on other lolcows.
Definitely interesting to see all the small links together, as autistic as it all is. Cool stuff, thanks for the thread.
Definitely interesting to see all the small links together, as autistic as it all is. Cool stuff, thanks for the thread.
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If people can find me their birth times, I think it would be a great way to have some fun.
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You mentioned learning from a Jewish man practicing Kabballah. Did he ever mention the Golden Dawn? I came across such a connection when researching L. Edward Johndro, so I am curious on your expert opinion since the information is difficult to find.
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From what I understand, he briefly mentioned Allister Crowly as a sex-crazed lunatic and founder of the golden dawn, which is now the Temple of Thelema. The only thing I know about ritual magic is that the seals of Solomon do work.
First, if you did use the Sidereal Zodiac, you have a cancer sun. Cancer suns tend to enjoy mystery and get lost in fantasy and complexity. Cancers tend to be great actors, storytellers, and comedians. This sign definitely needs attention from others. Cancer suns portray a character to the public and let their authentic selves reside in the Jungian Shadow. People definitely trust you as a loyal friend, and people often confess their darkest secrets to Cancers for some strange reason. Cancer suns are homebodies and find renewal in the home through personalization and getting things just right.
Your Sun Opposite Neptune takes the imagination of Cancer, and heightens it while adding a love of drama, music, and mysticism. Have you ever thought about being an actor? This aspect also tends to make you very sensitive.
Moon in Aquarius is often associated with genius and instability. One of the more positive things about people with Aquarius moons if they're completely insane and autistic-like Chris, they're usually humane, sensitive, and sympathetic, and frequently concerned with the needs of others. Aquarian moon is high for social idealism. Sexually curious, experimental. This is really great for the scientific aspect of personality. Do you have any musical ability? You really tend to keep your distance from herd-minded behaviors, and like Chris-Chan, you create trends for either good or bad. These people are often interested in space, scifi, and often times astrology. Aquarian moons are known for being interested in everything new, progressive, and ahead of the curve. Aquarian moons are more likely to pick someone completely different than them in terms of skin tone, age, gender, or ethnicity.
Mars in Virgo, you're extremely strategic, and analytic, constantly calculating odds of success in whatever you do. But there in lies the problem, a lot of life is based on intuition rather than logic. This placement just like Chris' Mars in virgo shows someone who is manipulative. Do you ever feel like your intelligence is more prominent than your feelings? The good thing about this placement though is if you're not bat shit, and this planet isn't afflicted, you're always ready to lend a helping hand. This placement is also high for alcoholism.
You have a mercury/venus conjunction in leo. Have you ever been described as a charmer or a sweet talker? You can be very persuasive? You can often be described as playful with a sense of charm and immaturity.
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The planetary kabbalah seals are definitely interesting as well. The very little info I have found on sidereal astrology has been similarly interesting. Using it to observe Chris is such a great idea. Have you heard of the software Astrolog? It has an option for sidereal calculation and also has numerous ways to visually represent the data. It is pretty old software but I thought I'd mention it if you were looking for more ways to visualize Chris' chart.
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If I had to bet:
My personal interpretation is that Chris is told something like "ok, you're looking at 10 years of hard time in a prison full of niggos who love to fuck fat white asses, BUT if you plead guilty to lesser charges we'll argue that you didn't really know what you were doing since you thought you were Robertchu, and see if the judge decides to put you in the state hospital instead". Chris says sure, then when the two weeks are up the judge sentences Chris to 10 years in the Virginia State Hospital (a lot of people don't know this, but if you haven't murdered somebody you can be sentenced to a fixed term that is NOT life) and says that if he behaves he can have his sex offender listing pulled. That would indeed be "fortunate" for Chris.
So, Chris is in the nuthouse, and meets a Boyfriend Free Girl who is like that Fiona bitch and who has Sonichu fanart pasted on the walls of her room. They hit it off and Chris finally finds his Sweetheart. Also, by this time Chris has spent so much time offline that he is actually doing better mentally anyway since he's no longer in the thrall of The Danged Dirty Trolls.
He's diagnosed with paranoid schizophrenia, and since he's so gullible, the pdocs convince him that Sonichu and Rosechu and Robertchu want him to regularly take his meds. He does so and actually thinks semi-normal for the first time in his life. 10 years later he and his Sweetheart are released, they get married, move to Las Vegas, and live happily ever after. Nobody remembers Chris by this point in time, and he decides he is a TRUE and HONEST cis male after all and changes his name back to Christian.
I know that this would disappoint all the vindictive kiwis who want Chris to be shanked in prison or freeze to death under a bridge, and it would disappoint me too, but it would indeed be wonderful for Chris. That's how I would translate the charts, at least.
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Maybe late but have you ever considered doing this for other lolcows who haven't gone totally nuclear?
I'd love to see something like this for some of the more mystical cows, because it would probably get their attention.
I think kingcobrajfs would be a good one, he's def got something coming down the pipe with his lifestyle and attitude.
I'd love to see something like this for some of the more mystical cows, because it would probably get their attention.
I think kingcobrajfs would be a good one, he's def got something coming down the pipe with his lifestyle and attitude.
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Yeah, this is pretty much the same Barnum style vagueness.
"Extremely brilliant yet mentally ill" somehow covers every possible outcome from "multimillionaire Steve Jobs" to "one tugboat check away from poverty Chris Chandler."
But hey, all Aquarius show the same traits!
"Very high libido" means somebody has gone through puberty at some point in life.
How typical of Earth signs!
"Extremely brilliant yet mentally ill" somehow covers every possible outcome from "multimillionaire Steve Jobs" to "one tugboat check away from poverty Chris Chandler."
But hey, all Aquarius show the same traits!
"Very high libido" means somebody has gone through puberty at some point in life.
How typical of Earth signs!
Sooner or later something will happen that you may or may not perceive as a fortunate event, but it will be good even if it seems bad at first.
This lucky event will be either related to love, health or finances: Maybe you'll have a fight with your significant other and reconcile later, or maybe one of your relatives will die leaving you a some money.
But I swear, whatever happens, it'll be for the better!
Also, it will happen sometime between the beginning of the month and the end of the month, at some point of the week.
Something something Sun and Uranus in the house of Virgo.
Moon Crystal Powers Make Up!
Some old wise Jewish man that studied the Kabbalah taught me so, for reals!
I also studied kung-fu and chow-mein under an ancient Chinese master expert in the Eagle's Claw style.
BTW in case nothing really happens, I never said this was an actual prediction, and my interpretation may be off by a year or two.
This lucky event will be either related to love, health or finances: Maybe you'll have a fight with your significant other and reconcile later, or maybe one of your relatives will die leaving you a some money.
But I swear, whatever happens, it'll be for the better!
Also, it will happen sometime between the beginning of the month and the end of the month, at some point of the week.
Something something Sun and Uranus in the house of Virgo.
Moon Crystal Powers Make Up!
Some old wise Jewish man that studied the Kabbalah taught me so, for reals!
I also studied kung-fu and chow-mein under an ancient Chinese master expert in the Eagle's Claw style.
BTW in case nothing really happens, I never said this was an actual prediction, and my interpretation may be off by a year or two.
Vaya chorrada.
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This type of topic interests me and whether or not one believes it is entertaining and well, they sometimes get right, even the police in some countries have files of people in this things, in two folders, one bursting with charlatans and the other a little empty of people who left them in doubt.
here you have mine read it when you can
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Thank you, I will get to it tommorow.