POLICE ISSUE A STATEMENT

[Doctor Krieger]

Newfag account but have been following the wiki for years and reckon this will get shit all over, but:

Has anyone/null considered making a new crowd-fund for Chris' legal fees? Doesn't need to be paid to him (could contact a law firm direct) or even funded by the farms, just phrase it as being sympathetic to 'Christine' because: trans good and trolling: bad, then start the ball rolling with a couple hundred bucks and go on Twitter and make a shitstorm about how fucking detestable the fund is. See how many loopholes people will jump through to defend/support it, then see if the court case can reach primtime. Get our boy off the streams and onto the TV.

Bless you, you’re new, but believe us, Chris going to jail is for the best.

1. Raped his mom. Just gonna put that there first and foremost.

2. Deserves to face some consequences for his actions for once given that people have bailed out Chris and given him tens of thousands of dollars over the last decade.

3. okay, so we bail him out. Then what? He good out and rapes someone else because he didn’t learn anything here? He kills someone? He’s maced people and hit them with his car. It’s going to get worse because this is a person who is incapable of learning anything.

4. Raped his mom, think that bares repeating, should probably be punished for the rape and incest.

 

[human trash]

Newfag account but have been following the wiki for years and reckon this will get shit all over, but:

Has anyone/null considered making a new crowd-fund for Chris' legal fees? Doesn't need to be paid to him (could contact a law firm direct) or even funded by the farms, just phrase it as being sympathetic to 'Christine' because: trans good and trolling: bad, then start the ball rolling with a couple hundred bucks and go on Twitter and make a shitstorm about how fucking detestable the fund is. See how many loopholes people will jump through to defend/support it, then see if the court case can reach primtime. Get our boy off the streams and onto the TV.

why post something if you know that it's shit

 

[Doctor Krieger]

it does take a special type of person like chris to honestly be able to convince himself that he can get away from this because of the autism card, i pray one day we get the transcripts from interview.

Chris is a moron, we’re gonna get them as further evidence in court where he openly admits to it.

 

[Tangerine Dreams]

Newfag account but have been following the wiki for years and reckon this will get shit all over, but:

Has anyone/null considered making a new crowd-fund for Chris' legal fees? Doesn't need to be paid to him (could contact a law firm direct) or even funded by the farms, just phrase it as being sympathetic to 'Christine' because: trans good and trolling: bad, then start the ball rolling with a couple hundred bucks and go on Twitter and make a shitstorm about how fucking detestable the fund is. See how many loopholes people will jump through to defend/support it, then see if the court case can reach primtime. Get our boy off the streams and onto the TV.

Lurk more.

Chris needs to take responsibility for his fucking actions for once in his life. Hard working people do NOT need to give him their money, nor should them or Null have to extend any further sympathies or well-wishes. Chris has burned every bridge and deserves it.

I'm wondering if he's going to just shut down and go non verbal into Merge land fantasies like a sped, but he is such an exceptional individual he's more likely to keep blathering. Chris never knows when to shut his mouth, even when he's being directly told to fucking zip it.

The fact that he is interacting with new people he can incorporate into his fantasy world just makes it easier for him to avoid responsibility. Plus he seems to believe that these tools Isabelka Janke and company are fellow goddess of some sort.

 

[LargeChoonger]

3. okay, so we bail him out. Then what? He good out and rapes someone else because he didn’t learn anything here? He kills someone? He’s maced people and hit them with his car. It’s going to get worse because this is a person who is incapable of learning anything.

This. Deadly force to get what he wants is a reasonable step up from raping his elderly mother. I wouldn't put it past him to get incredibly violent within 5 years if he got off with a slap on the wrist

 

[cutebingus]

Newfag account but have been following the wiki for years and reckon this will get shit all over, but:

Has anyone/null considered making a new crowd-fund for Chris' legal fees? Doesn't need to be paid to him (could contact a law firm direct) or even funded by the farms, just phrase it as being sympathetic to 'Christine' because: trans good and trolling: bad, then start the ball rolling with a couple hundred bucks and go on Twitter and make a shitstorm about how fucking detestable the fund is. See how many loopholes people will jump through to defend/support it, then see if the court case can reach primtime. Get our boy off the streams and onto the TV.

chris you arent supposed to be on the farms while in jail

 

[Doctor Krieger]

i dont think he has any remorse for his actions, hes probably telling the cops as we speak about he doesnt belong there and we dont understand what true love is.

Oh god, the whole police interview is going to be played in court….. Ramblings of a motherfucking lunatic.

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

Every three pages I read, there is one new page to the thread. I've never seen this level of activity before. It makes sense, but it's hard to fathom how big this will become. Seems like we've only hit the tip of the iceberg.

That's probably what Chris told Barb, "Just the tip"

 

[Batman's Ass]

Lurk more.



I'm wondering if he's going to just shut down and go non verbal into Merge land fantasies like a sped, but he is such an exceptional individual he's more likely to keep blathering. Chris never knows when to shut his mouth, even when he's being directly told to fucking zip it.

The fact that he is interacting with new people he can incorporate into his fantasy world just makes it easier for him to avoid responsibility. Plus he seems to believe that these tools Isabelka Janke and company are fellow goddess of some sort.

I dont think he's capable of understanding that he can be held accountable for his actions. He probably thinks he'll be released and going home soon.

 

[Bitch Witch]

What conditions need to be met for his interrogation tapes to go public? I’d pay to see that.

 

[Catnana]

That's probably what Chris told Barb, "Just the tip"

And Barb told Chris "The tip of what? The Iceburg? CHRIS LET ME GO, PLEASE."

 

[Bastard Deluxe]

Does anyone think Chris is gonna get the shower power hour

 

[Catnana]

Does anyone think Chris is gonna get the shower power hour

Nah, Chris is going straight into PC due to his autism and celebrity status.

 

[Water Nigga]

Does anyone think Chris is gonna get the shower power hour

I don't think anyone in prison is that desperate.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Oh god, the whole police interview is going to be played in court….. Ramblings of a motherfucking lunatic.

well at least they'll think ''yeah clearly he's gone up there, we can't send him to prison, he needs the not guilty by reason of insanity verdict."

convicting Chris and sending him to hard time may as well be the same as giving him the death penalty. He'll be dead in a week or so because he'll never "get with the program." in prison. He'll constantly piss off the tougher inmates with his antics and constantly get sent to the infirmary untill they have enough of him and pay off some of the lifers to get rid of him.

 

[Batman's Ass]

Does anyone think Chris is gonna get the shower power hour

He's getting the hose and protective custody to keep him away from other people inside and outside jail

 

[Doctor Krieger]

So here’s a fucked up notion: Chris, the ultimate mommas boy(and I mean ultimate) will likely never see Barb again. And it won’t be due to the finality of death, it’ll be worse for him knowing she’s still out there and he has no info on her. As his victim, he won’t get any access to her and only the most basic of updates. That’s gonna drive him fucking insane. What a dark fucking ending, eh pals?

You wanna get dark? What happens when Barb’s dementia gnaws away at her mind to the point that one day years down the line, Chris is permitted a monitored visit, he walks in, gleeful, but then Barb says three words that will utterly destroy him.

“Who are you?”

 

[LargeChoonger]

motherfucking lunatic

 

[Doctor Krieger]

Dont know how common its in the U.S. but COs sometimes leak child molesters and other deviants to genpop

Are you kidding? Chris is fucking retarded, he’ll tell them he fucked his mom to their face.

 

[Bastard Deluxe]

You wanna get dark? What happens when Barb’s dementia gnaws away at her mind to the point that one day years down the line, Chris is permitted a monitored visit, he walks in, gleeful, but then Barb says three words that will utterly destroy him.

“Who are you?”

To be fair to Barb her son's answer to that question would probably be long winded and confusing