POLICE ISSUE A STATEMENT

[Tangerine Dreams]

I dont think he's capable of understanding that he can be held accountable for his actions. He probably thinks he'll be released and going home soon.

To be fair that's also the experience he has to go off of. While hitting someone with your car or macing people is serious, he had his lovey, age, and the general boredom of the legal system in his favor. This time he has really put himself in trouble and it's been picked up by mainstream.

well at least they'll think ''yeah clearly he's gone up there, we can't send him to prison, he needs the not guilty by reason of insanity verdict."

convicting Chris and sending him to hard time may as well be the same as giving him the death penalty. He'll be dead in a week or so because he'll never "get with the program." in prison. He'll constantly piss off the tougher inmates with his antics and constantly get sent to the infirmary untill they have enough of him and pay off some of the lifers to get rid of him.

Structure, real and enforced structure while away from the Internet may actually be helpful to Chris. Even in what we've seen from his interactions with Null who certainly didn't pander to his merge bullshit - Chris responds in a slightly more responsible manner. He is, if convicted, going to be in a heavily structured and monitored environment that will also likewise include mandatory group and individual therapy.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

I get reminded that Virginia is based and they hate trannies deep down.

 

[Happy Fish]

That’s assuming that his autism caused him to fuck his mother. Which it didn’t. Those two things aren’t related.

the catalyst was that he couldn’t get any one else to let him fuck them and he was willing to disregard how absolutely disgusting fucking his mother was, and given how vulnerable she was, he decided, “why not? Pussy is pussy”

Worse. He deluded himself into thinking it was a real "forbidden love" relationship. Just read some of the texts posted either in the confession or about his "50+yo gf" He projected his fantasies and desires onto Barb like she was one of his toys, and by all accounts these are the result of years of having a controlling mother who wanted to be the only woman in his life. I keep making the Psycho comparison but just imagine Norman Bates but unattractive and having anime and Legos instead of taxidermy and no real job not even a family-run operation and you basically have Chris as he is now. Imagine where Chris would be if no one found out and Barb died. Well... We all go a little mad sometimes.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Worse. He deluded himself into thinking it was a real "forbidden love" relationship. Just read some of the texts posted either in the confession or about his "50+yo gf" He projected his fantasies and desires onto Barb like she was one of his toys, and by all accounts these are the result of years of having a controlling mother who wanted to be the only woman in his life. I keep making the Psycho comparison but just imagine Norman Bates but unattractive and having anime and Legos instead of taxidermy and no real job not even a family-run operation and you basically have Chris as he is now. Imagine where Chris would be if no one found out and Barb died. Well... We all go a little mad sometimes.

So Chris is pretty much a modern version of Norman Bates from the original book (whose just as ugly and autistic)

 

[MasterDisaster]

To be fair to Barb her son's answer to that question would probably be long winded and confusing

'Hm, yeah, that's nice. Can I have your pudding?'

 

[Direlection]

On the contrary, Chris was a troon before it was a cool fad that dumb zoomers were labeling themselves to fit in. Chris is one of the most well-documented cases of gender disphoria that has ever been seen. If anyone has a legitimate case for actually being trans, then it's Chris.

So let that sink in. Chris, who by your own admission is verifiably a man, is the most legitimate case of troonism in the world. So all these other mentally ill nutcases are even less women than he is. All troonies will never be women.

Chris is

So here’s a fucked up notion: Chris, the ultimate mommas boy(and I mean ultimate) will likely never see Barb again. And it won’t be due to the finality of death, it’ll be worse for him knowing she’s still out there and he has no info on her. As his victim, he won’t get any access to her and only the most basic of updates. That’s gonna drive him fucking insane. What a dark fucking

You wanna get dark? What happens when Barb’s dementia gnaws away at her mind to the point that one day years down the line, Chris is permitted a monitored visit, he walks in, gleeful, but then Barb says three words that will utterly destroy him.

“Who are you?”

I think it already got as dark as possible with the fact that he was bragging that he fucks his own mother better than his dead dad ever could. The lights went out. It's pitch black. I can't see.

 

[big arns]

Bless you, you’re new, but believe us, Chris going to jail is for the best.

1. Raped his mom. Just gonna put that there first and foremost.

2. Deserves to face some consequences for his actions for once given that people have bailed out Chris and given him tens of thousands of dollars over the last decade.

3. okay, so we bail him out. Then what? He good out and rapes someone else because he didn’t learn anything here? He kills someone? He’s maced people and hit them with his car. It’s going to get worse because this is a person who is incapable of learning anything.

4. Raped his mom, think that bares repeating, should probably be punished for the rape and incest.

All fair. I just hope he doesn't end up on a protective custody layabout when he could be getting molested under an overpass instead.

 

[ANobody]

Are you kidding? Chris is fucking retarded, he’ll tell them he fucked his mom to their face.

You make an excellent point, the man is unable to shut the fuck up.

 

[Doctor Krieger]

All fair. I just hope he doesn't end up on a protective custody layabout when he could be getting molested under an overpass instead.

Not a lawyer, but pretty sure raping your 80+ mother who has dementia probably lands you some jail time

 

[GypsyBard]

I dont think he's capable of understanding that he can be held accountable for his actions. He probably thinks he'll be released and going home soon.

Well yeah if my entire experience with the legal system was hitting someone with my car and pepper spraying a GameStop employee plus various times of getting kicked out of places by cops while screaming obscenities at them and every single time I've gotten away with it mostly unscathed and typically we're back at home by the end of the week

I would probably be thinking man I'm untouchable

The fact is throughout Chris's entire life he has never had to face consequences for his actions and whenever he has had to face consequences he always had someone there to bail him out.

This time is different however because the one person in the world that would bail him out is the victim in this scenario. I honestly don't think he realizes that and is just waiting to get bailed out by something or somebody.

I truly believe that he thinks he will walk into the courtroom start talking about how he's autistic and the judge will take pity on him like they have the last few times not realizing the severity of his whole situation.

That being said if Chris does somehow miraculously get off somewhat unscathed how angry would this board actually be.

 

[CWCissey]

Chris ain't going to get molested. He'll be safe because no-one wants to fill out all that paperwork and so the prison will make sure that no-one touches him

All he's getting is 4 walls, 3 hots and a cot and an hour in the yard away from everyone else.

That is Hell enough.

 

[Mason Verger]

Chris is




I think it already got as dark as possible with the fact that he was bragging that he fucks his own mother better than his dead dad ever could. The lights went out. It's pitch black. I can't see.

We can still get a few shades darker. Prolonged death after a botched jailhouse suicide or that perennial favorite around these parts: raped and murdered in prison. The fact that that last fate has gone from kiwi meme to an actual strong possibility is hilarious.

 

[Absurdity]

Is anyone else disappointed they didn't deadname him too?

 

[MasterDisaster]

All fair. I just hope he doesn't end up on a protective custody layabout when he could be getting molested under an overpass instead.

That's the worst thing about people like Chris. I'm not even sure he'd end up on the SO registry(Though I can't see why not being it's rape and incest) but when people end up on that list life's pretty much over. Finding work is hard and finding housing is even harder because in order to move in anywhere you have to go around and inform people that you're a registered offender which doesn't tend to go over well. Some places take supreme advantage of this; there's a trailer park that especially caters to sex offenders that took the trailers and split them in half, fitting about four people into each one and charging through the ass for each tenant there.

Thing is the only way that registered SO's can be tracked is with an address so if you don't have that you essentially disappear off the grid. There are some places where they all end up living under a freeway or building camps out in the woods but without a way to find people they essentially release sex offenders back into society blindly.

 

[Giovanni]

Internet know me as Chris-chan
Twitter says I'm a woman, but I'm a man
I'm legally required to sing this song
Cuz I got real horny and fucked my mom
Kiwifarms found out, Null turned cold
Didn't help that she's pushing eighty dang years old
Just wait an hour, she won't even remember!
But I guess I'm still a sex offender

 

[Batman's Ass]

Well yeah if my entire experience with the legal system was hitting someone with my car and pepper spraying a GameStop employee plus various times of getting kicked out of places by cops while screaming obscenities at them and every single time I've gotten away with it mostly unscathed and typically we're back at home by the end of the week

I would probably be thinking man I'm untouchable

The fact is throughout Chris's entire life he has never had to face consequences for his actions and whenever he has had to face consequences he always had someone there to bail him out.

This time is different however because the one person in the world that would bail him out is the victim in this scenario. I honestly don't think he realizes that and is just waiting to get bailed out by something or somebody.

I truly believe that he thinks he will walk into the courtroom start talking about how he's autistic and the judge will take pity on him like they have the last few times not realizing the severity of his whole situation.

That being said if Chris does somehow miraculously get off somewhat unscathed how angry would this board actually be.

He's not getting off unscathed, he's either going to prison or to an insane asylum for years. Also registry as a sex offender probably, because other charges are coming and one of those has to be the rape. Depends on if the judge looks at his prior history and throws the book at him or if they see his brain is fried by autism and just outs him in a padded room

 

[Lone MacReady]

All he's getting is 4 walls, 3 hots and a cot and an hour in the yard away from everyone else.

Interestingly close to how the military was, right down to the "privilege" of eating Grade D beef. Only the best for America.

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

That's probably what Chris told Barb, "Just the tip"

 

[big arns]

Not a lawyer, but pretty sure raping your 80+ mother who has dementia probably lands you some jail time

Also not a lawyer but think a history of 17 years worth of Physc evaluations, court-mandated therapies, etc, etc will be brought up in legal discussions re: his capacity (not that I agree). That + online harassment, being trans, and literally being splatted all across the news already could warrant protective custody no?

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

Structure, real and enforced structure while away from the Internet may actually be helpful to Chris. Even in what we've seen from his interactions with Null who certainly didn't pander to his merge bullshit - Chris responds in a slightly more responsible manner. He is, if convicted, going to be in a heavily structured and monitored environment that will also likewise include mandatory group and individual therapy.

I'm getting real Gypsy Rose Blanchard vibes from this situation. That was the girl who was nearly Munchausen By Proxied to death by her mother, whom she and her boyfriend murdered. As in Chris' situation, autism was involved, although you could argue that Gypsy had something of a case for self-defense since it was clear that her Munchie Mother was off her rocker and was probably going to kill her somewhere down the line. Gypsy was sent to prison where she received mental help and probably has a better life than she would have had if she had remained with her mother. (Her autismo boyrfriend who did the killing, however, got life in prison.) So who knows what will happen to Chris? Maybe he'll finally get mental health treatment and an improved situation, Like Gypsy. Or he could get tossed in the slammer and get his salad tossed by Tyrone. Like Gypsy's boyfriend.