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[Acceptable]

why the hell does he wear his Apple Watch on the opposite hand of his stroke arm..

 

[Staffy]

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why the hell does he wear his Apple Watch on the opposite hand of his stroke arm..

Putting that already useless watch on his stroked out arm would make that watch even more useless since he wont be able to take a look at the screen and since he's fat he would really need to raise the arm just to see everything

 

[Mundane Ralph]

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why the hell does he wear his Apple Watch on the opposite hand of his stroke arm..

I'd love to see how he uses it. Maybe he pecks at it like a chicken with his nose.

 

[Aaway]

I watch his videos at 1.5 speed.

not sure what's funnier

that he's back to disabling comments, or that he claims he's down 36 lbs (he had to pause and think) and thinks he can reach his goal of losing 100 lbs by the end of the year

 

[Stasi]

I like how he tried to use the tongs to put the raw chicken in, fucked it up and used his hand anyway. Bet he didn't wash his hand after either.

 

[EvilDroid64]

not sure what's funnier

that he's back to disabling comments, or that he claims he's down 36 lbs (he had to pause and think) and thinks he can reach his goal of losing 100 lbs by the end of the year

He seriously looks fatter than ever. He's 7 months through the year and allegedly down 36. Only 5 more months to lose another 64!
Edit: comments are off, but likes/dislikes are on.

 

[densedance]

Spices as distributed as the Gaza Strip. OK sorry for the nitpicking here but how many times I've seen Jack doing this bullshit.

 

[boxybum]

not sure what's funnier

that he's back to disabling comments, or that he claims he's down 36 lbs (he had to pause and think) and thinks he can reach his goal of losing 100 lbs by the end of the year

He sounded so unconvincing while he was lying about his weight loss. Also he started dieting in January. If he was really eating only 1000 a day like he said he should have lost double or at least triple that amount of weight by now.

 

[Neko GF]

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[rubytintedchix]

Egg noodles are not keto. This is by far the most retarded way I’ve seen to make soup. The one application the ninja foodie would make sense to use and he doesn’t use it. Also, fucking flour doesn’t go in chicken soup. It goes in pot pie filling or chicken and dumpling filling.

that big horking chunk of chicken that didn’t break up went in his bowl. Did you see that? It was like half a chicken breast worth of meat.

he almost burned himself trying to lift the pan to strain the liquid too. I so wish he did.

Edit: a word

 

[thedingledongle]

I watch his videos at 1.5 speed.

Jesus just buy campbells if you’re going to be this lazy. The least he could do if he was doing a basic video is make his own stock for fucks sake. I know who we are talking about but come on.

EDIT: Slob spilled his soup on his shirt at 12:43.

 

[captkrisma]

That reminds me of a McDonald's ad from several years ago.

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In McDonald's defense, the double cheeseburger is the sexiest of all their cheeseburgers. Jack would probably settle for a dusty ol regular patty, no bun because KETO.

 

[GloriousRapeRabbit]

Oh down 36 punds ey? Good work Jack, it is really starting to show.


So is this idiot going to stand there in 5 months, as fat and ugly as always and claim he has reached his goal or what? What an idiot, why is he even bothering with the charade?
You think he is lying to Tammy aswell?
- Nooo honey i aint cheating....ive lost 36 pounds, ive tightened the belt see!

Haha i think this guy is so stupid he might actually do that.

 

[Pig Cups]

He’s already done this fucking shit before numerous times. It would apparently kill him to come up with something original. But then again, he has how many chili videos?

 

[rubytintedchix]

He’s already done this fucking shit before numerous times. It would apparently kill him to come up with something original. But then again, he has how many chili videos?
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While I would never eat the smoked chicken noodle soup, I think the technique in the 11 year ago chicken noodle soup is so terrible it surpasses the other two.

 

[captkrisma]

"Any type of noodle will work"

So when I use up a package of lasagna planks, my partner won't get pissed at me and make me sleep on the couch? Bet.

 

[AnOminous]

banned videos?

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That's because he cooks like literally Satan would cook if you brought him upside and made him a cook. Jack is fucking Satan levels of evil cooking.

 

[JackIsBlack]

Jack is uncertain about the difference between chicken stock and chicken broth. He thinks chicken stock includes vegetables and chicken broth is just broth. The chicken stock package is right in front of him and he keeps tapping his palm on the top. He couldn’t even bother to use his eyeballs to read the front of the package (it should mention vegetables on the package). He is staring at the camera that is staring at his gut. Next he mentions he prefers more cock meat in his cock noodle soup than what the recipe calls for—not surprised there.

Also, congratulations on losing 36 pounds Jack! As a perpetually skinny guy myself I gained 36 pounds and have never felt better. Profile by Sanford really works.

Edit: I hope that the poor saps that watch his video legitimately pick up on the ingredients segment and abruptly hit the back button on their keyboards.

 

[MasterDisaster]

"Any type of noodle will work"

So when I use up a package of lasagna planks, my partner won't get pissed at me and make me sleep on the couch? Bet.

I used manicotti and got called an asshole. Thanks Jack.

 

[JackDavis]

So weird.