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If Chris serves a purpose to the autistic community, it's to make other autistic people feel superior to him ("At least I'm not THAT bad!") while simultaneously recognizing aspects of Chris's personality that they share. Chris is an object of love/hate to them. Chris is the highest form of pure autism. He's a celebrity specifically because of his autism. And he is reviled specifically because of his autism. Chris is a funhouse mirror for them.
 
responsibility for all of this lies at the feet of Bob, who encouraged Chris to get on welfare instead of look for work.
i see you. all i am saying is i work. and im insane. and i work with 2 other people with the tism. one just wears suspenders and sweeps floors and only gives one word answers and doesnt speak unless spoken to. the other one is a tard aspie guy in his 50s fully functioning adult that hates women and is probably a virgin. he drives and buys shitty used cars all the time and acts like they are ferraris. buicks and nissans and shit. anyway what i am getting at is they work. and they are retarded. so for all of you unemployed self aware retards out there. here is the silver lining : you are a retard but you can still find work. and work that pays pretty good. you just have to work.
 
Why exactly is executing literal retards a fucked up thing to do? Retards are a massive drain on the resources of society who will give absolutely nothing back. They are walking, talking, shitting, drooling money pits who are not just a burden on their families but the entirety of society. If they are docile and don't hurt anyone, sure let them live, but if they commit atrocious crimes I personally do not give one single fuck if they have the intelligence of a toddler or not, they should face the consequences. I can't think of a single group of people less likely to be able to be rehabilitated.
If an animal, they kill it to eat it while on the nest.
 
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I could definitely see him talking 'gangsta' before he gets his ass kicked
"What up muh nig--"
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You underestimate the power of the LGBT lobby and the amount of money they have
Chris is not exactly a member of the queer illuminati. Most of his relation to that community is him self inserting in some venues and events much like he does with all his other hobbies where he is tolerated at best, i guess in his own mind he sees himself as an spokeperson for autistic trans lesbians worldwide but he really isn't, even autismos hate being compared to Chris chan, he generates contention within all the groups he claims to represent.

Chris is also in rural Virginia. I believe most of the special consideration Chris has gotten in the past is good ole christian pity for the meek and retarded , his autism card has always serve him the most useful in these type of situations but i don't know how fat that's gonna take him if the prosecutors have all the evidence to demonstrate rape. If dressing like a woman has helped Chris in his previous run ins with the law it probably wasn't because woke culture but because it made him look even more retarded which made police and judges pity him more.
 
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Cole absolutely hates his mother and wants nothing to do with the dumpster fire that her son ignited. As far as any of us know the last time Cole spoke to anybody in his family was when Chris emailed him almost 20 years ago about that dumbass Parrapa bullshit. And even then his response was to basically say "tell me who my real father is or go to hell". Then the internet caught wind of this whole family and now he's just got nothing to gain by getting involved, not even closure.

I think Cole probably knows better than anybody that Chris and everybody in his vicinity gets dragged into a surreal alternate universe from which there is no escape. I mean for fucks sake there's cwcki articles about Chris's friends from fucking high school in the 90's. Making a living as a freelance film critic is hard enough, but imagine every time somebody googles you they get...this. All of this. This insanity.

If I had to guess Cole is probably deep in a large bottle of obscure craft whiskey right now, trying in vain to find a compromise between normal human empathy for the abused and the just as intense hatred he has of his mother.
But by the same token, this now presents him the oportunity to gain some catharsis. He's in the drivers seat now. He can pack the old lady away in a home to die tied to a bed screaming in her own urine. Leave the degenerate retard to either get assraped to death in prison or die homeless under a bridge, and get paid to have the hellish hovel bulldozed and the propsrty sold. And the amazing ghing is society would view him as the good son for doing it. It's actually the right and moral thing to do.

Peace at last!
 
Do you really think prison is so devoid of talent that chris could be any kind of artistic force there?
It’s not that. They’ll have him do it just to say to their GFs “yo bae I got that retard that fucked his non to draw this look at how shit this is”
 
So they listed Chris as a he on the paperwork. Does that mean that the cops asked the inevitable question of whether Chris had a penis or a vagina? Imagine what Chris' reaction would be to that.

*Cop turns back and pulls down his sunglasses*

"Sorry for asking but are you a man or a woman?"

"I am Christine Chandler Sonichu, goddess of...."

"Do you have a dick or a vagina, sir?"

"Well, um, I tried to make one one time but it got infected"

"Excuse me?" You know what, nevermind. I'll take a guess."

*pushes up sunglasses and turns back around*
 

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i see you. all i am saying is i work. and im insane. and i work with 2 other people with the tism. one just wears suspenders and sweeps floors and only gives one word answers and doesnt speak unless spoken to. the other one is a tard aspie guy in his 50s fully functioning adult that hates women and is probably a virgin. he drives and buys shitty used cars all the time and acts like they are ferraris. buicks and nissans and shit. anyway what i am getting at is they work. and they are retarded. so for all of you unemployed self aware retards out there. here is the silver lining : you are a retard but you can still find work. and work that pays pretty good. you just have to work.
Null kinda tried to straighten him out in the end with the whole "commissions" thing. Assuming Chris wasn't buried knees deep in debt I could imagine him living fairly comfortably drawing his kiddie art for the rest of his life. There are plenty of people who would pay top dollar for an oc by the TRUE and HONEST Christine Weston Chandler. It's a shame he had to go and rape his mom. Some people are just beyond saving.
 
So can someone tell me why I’m hearing Chris was placed into a “Women’s Prison”?

Is CVJR a female only jail? I didn’t think it was
 
As of now all he's charged with is incest which at worst nets him 1 to 5 years of it's a felony 12 months And a big fine if it's a misdemeanor. I know we're saying the pending charges are rape but there's a slim chance they're awaiting a walkthrough of 14 branchland court to determine if Barb and the pets were kept in negligent, and endangering conditions (big shock yes they were) this comment may age badly it as of now it's still on the fence just what Chris is looking at it could be days before charges are finalized longer to be made public records.
 
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Null kinda tried to straighten him out in the end with the whole "commissions" thing. Assuming Chris wasn't buried knees deep in debt I could imagine him living fairly comfortably drawing his kiddie art for the rest of his life. There are plenty of people who would pay top dollar for an oc by the TRUE and HONEST Christine Weston Chandler. It's a shame he had to go and rape his mom. Some people are just beyond saving.
Given enough time it wouldn't have been out of the realm of possibility that someone may have hired him to work on a cartoon series of some kind that is not Sonichu related, even if its just some youtube stuff. There are plenty of weird crazy cartoons getting made now with bad art styles intentionally and I could see someone working with Chris to try to animate something in his style using him as reference for plot and story. Something like "Christine Weston Chandler Presents" and it could be just a hodgepodge of cringe and awful comedy and art but people would eat it up. If you look at some of the shit that Tim and Eric's retard sideshows have put out you can see there is a market for that and people willing to give some of these people resources to make their dreams come true. Look at outsider musician Wesley Willis as an example. Dude was incredibly insane and scizophrenic. All he could do was use casio backing track loops that came preinstalled with the keyboard and do awful talk-singing over top of it. He ended up fronting an actual punk band and he sold his artwork on the streets, which was actually quite technically impressive for someone as mentally impaired as he was.

Wesley Willis ended up having many documentaries based on his life and he had about as much talent, sanity or charisma as ChrisChan.
 
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