Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

The end of EvaXephon?


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Guys, it's fun and all, but do you notice something? I've linked a re-upload of Alex's "STOP SENDING ME EMAILS" masterpiece, but now it is gone, even though less than a day before it was perfectly fine. Why you may ask? Let's find out!
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Oh, hi, Alex! Is this how you work on 10 rivals update? But I am flattered that you read my long-ass posts about your routine as an idea guy. Care to give a feedback from your @CuckyFarms account?

Also, try to DMCA this, you fat flaggot. If someone wants to re-upload this - I would really appreciate this.

By the way, Alex, if you filed DMCA with your TRUE and HONEST info, pray that the guy who had this video on his channel won't come and post it here. Just sayin'.
 
Guys, it's fun and all, but do you notice something? I've linked a re-upload of Alex's "STOP SENDING ME EMAILS" masterpiece, but now it is gone, even though less than a day before it was perfectly fine. Why you may ask? Let's find out!
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Oh, hi, Alex! Is this how you work on 10 rivals update? But I am flattered that you read my long-ass posts about your routine as an idea guy. Care to give a feedback from your @CuckyFarms account?

Also, try to DMCA this, you fat flaggot. If someone wants to re-upload this - I would really appreciate this.
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By the way, Alex, if you filed DMCA with your TRUE and HONEST info, pray that the guy who had this video on his channel won't come and post it here. Just sayin'.
I’ll take one for the team, I’m a mobilefaggot so I’ll need a way to download it
 
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Reminds me of this, I saw posted in the discord for another yansim fan game called Yamane's Love Life.
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The game is mostly assets from yansim with very little new content.
Incredibly, the stuff that is unique is somehow worse than Alex's work. For instance this totally awesome air duct feature for moving around the school. It comes with the bonus of getting an extended view up a high school girl's skirt.
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I downloaded the latest version and consistently got between 8-17 fps. Mind you I have a 1.5k gaming pc. Also, there is a whole section of the discord dedicated to bug reporting. And like Alex's mess, there seem to be a similar lack of coding skill. You've probably heard of edge cases sometimes producing bugs, well, every edge case is a bug in this trash pile.

There is another fan creation I've been keeping my eye on called Himari's Live. The game looks the most promising of the fan games I've seen. I don't want to talk about their game much for fear of the dev going private. They already deleted all their old youtube videos because they thought the game's quality wasn't good enough to show off yet. Which, shows they hold them self to a high standard, something you can't say Alex does. The dev has recreated the main character around four times, each time being an improvement. However, the dev is likely also underage and quite cringy. Overall, a zoomer from the yansim community who could amount to something if they keep improving their craft. Pic below is the latest version of their mc.
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Sooner or later, they'll end up on the fangames thread. I would be genuinely surprised if one of these knockoffs of a shit game actually is decent enough to be played
But as Audioponics pointed out; you can't polish a turd and that definitely applies here. 8-17 FPS on a gaming computer (depends tbh) is even worse than the current state of YS AFAIK.
 
Oopsie-whoopsie, we have another fucky wucky!
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First one is unlisted, second one is unavailable! Should've put all that effort into your fucking game.
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Are you sure that's gonna help, Alex?


Are you?



He linked? Deleet eet!
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Edit: lol the second one is gone too. Keep up the good work on your 10 rivals, Alex, can't wait to count all the bugs in that trash pile.
 
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Even though Alex was busy flagging his old videos, here is another "non-blogpost until 10 rivals are released" (Archive)

TL;DR:

- "I’ve updated the Calendar screen and Student Manager script so that the game is no longer locked to only 1 week, and can advance forward for 10 weeks, spawning a new rival each week. As a result, it is now possible to eliminate 10 rivals over the course of 10 weeks!" Yep, he copypastes Osana.
- "In the Osana demo, Sunday was not a “playable” day; it was reserved for a cutscene. As of now, Sunday has become a “playable” day. The player can use this day to go to town (but not school) to earn money and buy things in preparation for eliminating their rival over the subsequent week." Eh, you could do this after school and maid job is so unbalanced, that you could afford anything.
- "I’ve created a new “rival event manager” so that all rival events can be governed by one script, instead of each event requiring a unique script. " Why? Just throw this shit into Student script.
- "I’ve created a simplified system for sabotaging rival events. It is much less elaborate than the pre-existing system" So... What's the point of them now if they can be stopped pretty much like any other student?
- "As a result of the new event manager and the new system for sabotaging rival events, the events that the 10 rivals are going to use are now in the game. " Yep, copypaste, like anyone had any doubt!
- "I’ve created a new system for interacting with a rival’s bookbag. The player can now search through a rival’s bookbag to learn what kind of boys they like, learn their likes and dislikes, learn what has been happening in their life lately, and poison their bento anytime before lunchtime." Eh, I could get if it was done by searching through their phone or locker, but bookbag? GTFO
- "I’ve adjusted the system for reporting a rival to the guidance counselor. Instead of “You can only report panty shots on Monday, you can only report theft on Tuesday…” the player can now frame their rival for breaking any of the school’s rules on any day of the week." Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't it how it was in the beginning and then Alex hardcoded it to prevent exploits?
- "Because the 10 Rivals Update won’t feature any new animations or voice acting," Wait, what?
Two weeks prior
"Added 46 new voiced lines to the game. (Wait, what? Wasn’t this update supposed to involve 0 new voice lines? Yes, that was the original plan! But, in the end, I decided it would actually benefit from having some voice acting in a few places…)" So he added those SOMEWHERE, but not to rivals? Bloody hell.
- "I’ve begun work on some of the “each week gets harder than the previous week” features. For example, each rival will be more paranoid than the previous rival, so as the weeks pass, you will need a higher and higher reputation in order to convince a rival girl to listen to your requests." Well. considering how well the rest of the "difficulty curve" works in the game... And does it really matter if eliminations are "simplified"?
- "I’m about halfway done implementing a new matchmaking system. " He's been fixing the old one for years and now he just threw it away? I don't believe it.
- "There are a lot of other things I could have added to the above list, but most of them wouldn’t be very exciting or glamorous." So what's gonna change?
- Now you can kill Osana by electrocution if you steal her bento, since she is hungry and will accept the salty food. Eh, why any other student doesn't give a fuck and accepts your food anyway? "This is the type of improvement I’m making to the game as I implement the 10 rivals; I’m looking at aspects of the game’s design that suck, and fixing/replacing those aspects accordingly." No, that's just covering shit with a blanket.
- "At this point in time, what I’m currently working on is playtesting each elimination method to make sure that all of these new, updated systems are working as intended, and that nothing broke or became non-functional as I updated other areas of the game." Expect a ton of bugs.
- "This process of changing / replacing the game’s systems will be over relatively soon. Once that is over, I will shift my focus to giving each of the 10 rivals unique circumstances." WOW! Now rivals are going to be unique despite all this bullshit before! No voicelines, they're just like other students, but the circumstances are unique!

TL;DR of TL;DR - he is still doing some incredibly vague shit which not even rivals, but "shit that needs to be done to implement rivals", even though he claimed already that he has a simplified system. Still no real indication of progress, still more indication of copy-paste.

This post is still isn't on Patreon and the numbers seem to go down - $1,776.31 of $3,500. It's the first day of the month, so let's wait and see.
 
This post is still isn't on Patreon and the numbers seem to go down - $1,776.31 of $3,500. It's the first day of the month, so let's wait and see.
While we will have to wait a few days to see how the number stabilize, either one of his larger paypigs jumped ship just the other day or Alex stopped propping up his Patreon with about $100 of his own money. I'm assuming it's the former as there's no way to really tell.
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While we will have to wait a few days to see how the number stabilize, either one of his larger paypigs jumped ship just the other day or Alex stopped propping up his Patreon with about $100 of his own money. I'm assuming it's the former as there's no way to really tell.
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I do wonder some details about his finances. $1800 a month from patreon for instance, is that after their cut and taxes or before? What do we think that shakes out to after taxes and patreon cut?

For his Youtube, I never any in-video sponsors. I have ads blocked so I dont know if he makes any money off of google ad-sense. I would imagine with the type of content that is either a no or very limited?

Does he live with his parents still? Wonder what his expenses and life looks like. If its JUST patreon that is below what Id consider minimal to live.
 
$1800 a month from patreon for instance, is that after their cut and taxes or before? What do we think that shakes out to after taxes and patreon cut?
It's before everything. You can calculate fees using this: https://www.patreon.com/pricing
It's hard to estimate how many pledges are above $3 and how many below, because that changes payment processing fees, and I don't know what plan Alex is on, but I'll assume Lite.
The Patreon's cut is about $90. The payment processing fee might be similar, so another $90. So Alex gets from Patreon about $1600, and then he has to pay taxes on that.
Does he live with his parents still? Wonder what his expenses and life looks like. If its JUST patreon that is below what Id consider minimal to live.
From what I know, I guess (and I'm stressing: this is a guess) that he's not living with his parents, they left him alone in their old house and moved out.
 
I do wonder some details about his finances. $1800 a month from patreon for instance, is that after their cut and taxes or before? What do we think that shakes out to after taxes and patreon cut?

For his Youtube, I never any in-video sponsors. I have ads blocked so I dont know if he makes any money off of google ad-sense. I would imagine with the type of content that is either a no or very limited?

Does he live with his parents still? Wonder what his expenses and life looks like. If its JUST patreon that is below what Id consider minimal to live.
I made some rough guesstimates last year, but that's just a rough figure as Alex's Patreon is the only thing that we can easily keep track of. Twitch/YouTube earnings would be a complete crapshoot, and I refuse to look at his Twitch streams in depth to try to figure out donation/subscription rates (assuming he mentions or has chat/overlays for that sort of thing). I don't know where he falls with Patreon fees, which is either 30 cents per transaction or 5% of total contributions (maybe? I briefly glanced over the documentation so I could be completely wrong). Merchandise sales are a complete unknown, and we only get rumors of specific donations for features via Alex himself who obviously is not exactly a reliable source of information. Other forms of compensation from porngame deals remain an unknown. Potentially, some of the above could have been possibly learned from the e-mail hack, but was sabotaged both by the terrible email client and the mentality of "lol you're in his email fuck his shit up". Hindsight is 20/20.

Due to the rampant minor murder in the game, I assume that if Alex is using Google ad-sense he's probably in some restricted category with limited ads. I don't watch his videos and AdBlock is indeed a wonderful thing. I don't know enough about ad-sense to say for certain.

I'm not the most familiar with Alex's personal life as I'm far more interested in how he's next going to fuck up his game, but I assume his parents own the house he's in and he no longer lives with them (they moved out). As he pretty much never leaves the house, his expenses basically boil down to whatever he feels like ordering (like a 2nd Switch) and probably food/internet.
 
From what I know, I guess (and I'm stressing: this is a guess) that he's not living with his parents, they left him alone in their old house and moved out.
Yes, it seems that they moved away from their old house, then after some time Alex moved too and year later moved again. However, it seems that his mother kept visiting him afterwards, since she appeared on some streams.

It would be interesting to see what exactly Alex wrote but based on his history of projecting his own defects on other people and trying to sound smarter than the person he's insulting it's safe to say that it's more of his pretentious bullshit.
Damn I hope he leaks that shit
Eh, typical shit - my reputation has been ruined, it's not my fault, it's people who enjoy harming others, humiliation hit pieces is profitable industry, basically this post.

I find it ironic, since just 1.5 month ago he gave "totally legit unscripted interview" to some fags with less than 1000 subs. Extra reason to ignore it.
 
Yes, it seems that they moved away from their old house, then after some time Alex moved too and year later moved again. However, it seems that his mother kept visiting him afterwards, since she appeared on some streams.



Eh, typical shit - my reputation has been ruined, it's not my fault, it's people who enjoy harming others, humiliation hit pieces is profitable industry, basically this post.

I find it ironic, since just 1.5 month ago he gave "totally legit unscripted interview" to some fags with less than 1000 subs. Extra reason to ignore it.
Love how he never shows his face, and his insecure fake professional voice he tries to use.
 
Someone needs to start making another clone game to light a fire under his ass again, that’s the only reason we got Osana (albeit in a broken buggy state but still). Any takers? this is a joke, please do not waste everyone’s time and energy with this broken ass concept of a game

To be honest other than his inssenent pissing bitching and moaning along with his underage autistic fanbase i don't see the reason why anyone else could have simply gone along and made a better game. He isn't going to hand it off because he's too busy getting paid getting money for sex dolls and strip clubs. It shouldn't be too difficult: just start development, turn off all social media to any type of fan attacks then block YD from DMs on whatever platform. Boom, done.
 
New update report, nothing new, Alex is still trying to pretend he's doing something despite the opposite being true.
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  • I’ve updated the Calendar screen and Student Manager script so that the game is no longer locked to only 1 week, and can advance forward for 10 weeks, spawning a new rival each week. As a result, it is now possible to eliminate 10 rivals over the course of 10 weeks! I can now experience a “complete” playthrough of Yandere Sim from beginning to end! You should have done that earlier, but you won't take feedback so whatever
  • In the Osana demo, Sunday was not a “playable” day; it was reserved for a cutscene. As of now, Sunday has become a “playable” day. The player can use this day to go to town (but not school) to earn money and buy things in preparation for eliminating their rival over the subsequent week. To buy new bondage equipment?
  • I’ve created a new “rival event manager” so that all rival events can be governed by one script, instead of each event requiring a unique script. This has made it MUCH easier and faster to implement new events! (Let me explain it this way: with this n.ew script, what previously took me a week to accomplish now only takes me a few hours!) We'll see about that...your code is still shit and water is wet.
  • I’ve created a simplified system for sabotaging rival events. It is much less elaborate than the pre-existing system (which had dozens of unique animations and a unique script for every event) but this new system makes it much easier to rapidly put new rival events into the game. Yeah, right.
  • As a result of the new event manager and the new system for sabotaging rival events, the events that the 10 rivals are going to use are now in the game. (Admittedly, they are much less elaborate than Osana’s events, but I did what I was able to do without the addition of new animations.) You haven't added them yet.
  • I’ve created a new system for interacting with a rival’s bookbag. The player can now search through a rival’s bookbag to learn what kind of boys they like, learn their likes and dislikes, learn what has been happening in their life lately, and poison their bento anytime before lunchtime. Nice try at doing no work.
  • I’ve adjusted the system for reporting a rival to the guidance counselor. Instead of “You can only report panty shots on Monday, you can only report theft on Tuesday…” the player can now frame their rival for breaking any of the school’s rules on any day of the week. Cool. Who cares
  • Because the 10 Rivals Update won’t feature any new animations or voice acting, the “Rival confesses to Senpai” cutscene has been simplified. But, on a positive note, it is now possible to get through the cutscene more quickly by pressing a “Continue” button to advance the cutscene manually. Stop trying to pretend you did work
  • I’ve begun work on some of the “each week gets harder than the previous week” features. For example, each rival will be more paranoid than the previous rival, so as the weeks pass, you will need a higher and higher reputation in order to convince a rival girl to listen to your requests. It's still gonna be a carbon copy though, considering what you have done.
  • I’m about halfway done implementing a new matchmaking system. The exact reason why the game needs a new matchmaking system is kind of a spoiler, but you’ll understand once the nature of the 10 Rivals Update is revealed. The new matchmaking system is much faster and more streamlined than the previous one. Buggy af
 
Alright, I've got a little distracted with some minor recent events that you might've heard of, but lets go back to the business. Even though Alex said that he will "pretend the false narratives don’t even exist" and put 100% of his effort into pushing 10 rivals update, it seems that he is back to his old shenanigans, which is a good opportunity to look at all the times when Alex tried to silence people. Keep in mind that I don't know the exact dates when the videos went down, it's just that they were linked here, but now are unavailable.

May 15, 2016 - Alex posts short DEBUNK on his blog, so everyone could find out what's he been up to. There was very autistic blog on Tumblr called "Stop Yandere Dev", who's creators had typical Tumblr problems with YS - lack of blacks and lesbians and were lolcows in their own right. Somehow that was enough to get under Alex's skin, since he wasn't getting shit on the regular back then, so on one of his streams he promised to dox the creators and sent his flying monkeys to deal with them. Sadly, the moment wasn't capped, however, it was too late - the page got flooded with requests for creators to kill themselves.

Jun 29, 2016 - In the comment section of Alex's interview to Kotaku, someone links a video that I suppose was "YanDev is actually EvaXephon" which wasn't a well-known fact back then. However, if you go there today, you will see this.
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The Wayback Machine says, that it was down as early as Jul 4, 2019 at least.

Dec 21, 2016 - someone had a Tumblr blog with a single post about his drama with Mike Z and guess what? Some random contacted the owner and asked to take it down, because Alex DEBUNKED it already. Something tells me that "random" was closer to Alex than we might think.

Jan 16, 2017 - youtuber Azzman uploads a video where he talks that YS is very buggy and the shaky foundation can cause serious problems in the future. After some time Alex appears in the comment section of that video to push all the blame on KiwiFrams and excuse his lazy ass.
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Then by complete accident video got striken for privacy violation.
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Video came back eventually, but since then Azzman set all his YS content to private.

Feb 21, 2017 - youtuber named DAGames plays YS and doesn't have a lot of kind words about it, which results in the wave shit towards him. In the end he sets his video to private.

Jul 9, 2017 - Alex copystrikes a video of him playing games and messing around in YS.

Oct 24, 2017 - month before that Alex sent his fans to deal with another anti-YS blog on Tumblr. When one of the creators began hinting that he has suicidal thoughts, of course, Alex made it about himself. Read it, if you want to experience dejavu overload.

Jan 31, 2018 - The Rise and Fall of Yandere Dev is released, which despite it's many inaccuracies was an entry point for many gremlins, me included. The author was releasing it part after part until he uploaded one big 2-hour long video, getting more and more shit from Alex's fans each time. Of course, he got privacy complaints for using Alex's face.
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In the end, his channel was gone, though some speculate that he did it himself due to harassment, but keep in mind, that Alex even emailed Rommel to cry about his video.
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Jun 14, 2018 - youtuber Argent had a couple of streams where he talked about YS and Alex in a rather sarcastic manner. According to one KF user, he got two copyright strikes for that and his video was reported over 4000 times. Take of that what you will.

Jun 15, 2018 - unsurprisingly, Alex copystrikes YandereDataDigger.

Jun 16, 2018 - TWICE.

Jul 8, 2018 - video where Alex tells a viewer to kill himself gets taken down.

Jan 20, 2020 - @CJ_Sucks_At_Life makes a shitty video "Why you shouldn't support YandereDev", which is basically compilation of this thread. Now it has copystrike with his name on it.

Mar 4, 2020 - Around this time Alex files a DMCA takedown notice for his page at lolcow.wiki.
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May 12, 2020 - after 8 days really not harsh and borderline apologetic video on Alex by The Right Opinion get's YouTube'd into limited ads. It's unclear if he was involved, however, despite it excusing every Alex's fuck-up, he called it "tabloid drama", so who knows.

May 22, 2020 - Alex sends DMCA to GitHub repository with decompiled code of YS. Same day strikes down some shitty meme-video about him.

Jul 6, 2020 - ClevelandCuck copystrikes LoveSick trailer. You can argue that it wasn't Alex, but come on, this spineless fag couldn't do it himself.

Jul 9, 2020 - ClevelandCuck strikes very small channel for using 12 sec of YS music in a video CRITICAL of LoveSick.

Jul 14, 2020 - Alex copystrikes another video, where he tells his fan to kill themselves. If you follow a link, you can even see his name.

Jul 24, 2020 - Alex files false copyright strikes against Game Sleuth, who is a cow in his own right, but still. Luckily, wave of shit against Alex was high enough and he got called out by large youtubers.

Jul 31, 2020 - Alex copystrikes a reupload of his STOP SENDING ME EMAILS video.

Sep 12, 2020 - Alex copystrikes a re-upload of that one and only time when he told his viewer to shove a cactus up his ass, then deepthroat it and die. The channel was called "Yandere Shitposter" and had many memes with Alex's face. Owner uploaded video again, but some time later his channel had been reduced to this message.
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Mar 21, 2021 - I make this long post about real one-man projects, where I link Alex sucking ass at playing Lisa: The Painful. Guess what? Now video is unavailable.

Apr 24, 2021 - I make a long post about Lunar Scythe and link some really obscure 7-years-old video that shows how broken jumps are in that game. Now this video is set to private for some reason, even though it had next to no views.

May 25, 2021 - the original pastebin from Dec 2016 where Alex chats with Mike Z gets mysteriously taken down after more than 5 years due to "potentially harmful content". Month before that I made a long post about Alex, his fighting game prototype and Mike Z.

Jul 28, 2021 - I make this post about Alex's inability to deal with fucking emails and link there almost a year old reupload of Alex's "Yandere Simulator's Biggest Obstacle" video. It takes him around 12 hours to strike it down. Two hours later he deletes second part of his demo-version of email video and sets the first one to unlisted. Some time later he deletes that one too.

Sep 13, 2021 - I leave a post with a YTP of Alex's chalice video from 20-fucking-10. Fast forward to 15.05.2022 and it has copyright claim by Alexander Stuart Mahan.

If I forgot something, then let me know.
 
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