POLICE ISSUE A STATEMENT

[Epic Fail Man]

I am gay

Ok

 

[Empty 12-gauge]

What the fuck? Heard about some mother raping trannie being arrested and thrown in women's prison, obviously first thing I do is come here in search of the thread. Fucking get here and people are debating the spectrum of mental faggot delusions and talking about sucking cocks and raping assholes.

Seriously...there's two fucking genders and if you're anything but straight you're an evolutionary dead end who's genetics will die with you. Too bad, nature fucked up and broke your brain.

You just gotta think, if literally any one of your ancestors had been a faggot, you would not exist.

Humanity is an evolutionary dead end. We created the internet.
Get the sand outta your vagina. You're late to the thread.

 

[Mecha-Jerkop]

So send Null a badly written C&D or lawsuit filing like everybody else does. He treats each request as the special snowflake that it is.

im werkin on it

 

[Pruto]

As a matter of fact, fucking troons is a known straight fetish, gross and degenerate but still straight.

Real faggots like men and would find the faux femininity of troons and traps really gross.

Damn, straight men are so fucking gay.

 

[Grub]

Humanity is an evolutionary dead end. We created the internet.
Get the sand outta your vagina. You're late to the thread.

Yup sure am. Obviously didn't miss much but a bunch of faggots discussing their tranny prison rape fantasies.

 

[Empty 12-gauge]

As a matter of fact, fucking troons is a known straight fetish, gross and degenerate but still straight.

Real faggots like men and would find the faux femininity of troons and traps really gross.

Damn, straight men are so fucking gay.

Goddamn. You can't get more based than this.

 

[+MarkOuttaBat+]

I dunno. You still think it's a 'spectrum'?

McQueen thought on traps (Check Description)

"I walk up to you right fucking now me being a dude and you being a dude and you would turn on money, THAT WOULD BE GAY! it's no different from fucking traps...

youtu.be

 

[Empty 12-gauge]

Yup sure am. Obviously didn't miss much but a bunch of faggots discussing their tranny prison rape fantasies.

Man, you seem hard-focused on the tranny prison rape and dicksucking man. Stop being so gay, faggot.

 

[BananaBlue]

>gets sent to a place surrounded by degenerate females desperate to see and feel a penis
In the end, he got what he wanted. He "just won".

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

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>gets sent to a place surrounded by degenerate females desperate to see and feel a penis
In the end, he got what he wanted. He "just won".

This feels like speculation about being put in women's prison. There's no source.

 

[The Dirty Shorts Cowboy]

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>gets sent to a place surrounded by degenerate females desperate to see and feel a penis
In the end, he got what he wanted. He "just won".

Crap, if it’s in the Daily ‘Fail’, shit just got real…

 

[Mason Verger]

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>gets sent to a place surrounded by degenerate females desperate to see and feel a penis
In the end, he got what he wanted. He "just won".

It’s still bullshit, some Brit chav rag wouldn’t know that over our domestic sources, and even if this is true.. it’s just county jail and he’s still basically in holding. Up until yesterday(when they first reported this bullshit) he was still technically in extradition transit. Nobody can say exactly we’re he’s going until he’s sentenced by a judge in like 6 months.

 

[Looks]

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>gets sent to a place surrounded by degenerate females desperate to see and feel a penis
In the end, he got what he wanted. He "just won".

Hell of a price to pay to get the easiest pussy there is.

 

[BananaBlue]

This feels like speculation about being put in women's prison. There's no source.

The official document addresses Chris as female and because we live in a crazy, batshit insane world, he will be charged as female. We don't want to offend this guy who raped his mother, that would made us and the world, just as bad as him, probably worst

 

[Pruto]

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>gets sent to a place surrounded by degenerate females desperate to see and feel a penis
In the end, he got what he wanted. He "just won".

Chris is 3 times more likely to be shanked to death in a women's prision than a male's one.

 

[Leaf Wage Slave]

This thread has gone off the rails. Chris Chans insanity and degeneracy is spreading. It's like he's some kind of eldritch being.

Everything since the leak and arrest has been the autism equivalent of Chernobyl.

I pity whoever has to clean THIS mess up, might be almost as hazardous to their health...

 

[BananaBlue]

Crap, if it’s in the Daily ‘Fail’, shit just got real…

>daily fail
At least they aren't afraid of addressing the mudskin gang rapes happening all over the UK and how the UK court is afraid of persecuting those rapists cause they fear would make the judges and jury racists for sending brown skin people to jail.

 

[Grub]

Crap, if it’s in the Daily ‘Fail’, shit just got real…

Chris Chan arrested for incest in Virginia

The controversial internet personality is being held at Henrico County Regional Jail West in Virginia.

www.newsweek.com

Inmate Search

He doesn't show up in the men's section when you search for him.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

On the contrary, Chris was a troon before it was a cool fad that dumb zoomers were labeling themselves to fit in. Chris is one of the most well-documented cases of gender disphoria that has ever been seen. If anyone has a legitimate case for actually being trans, then it's Chris.

Counterpoint, Chris literally can't be transgender, cause in order to be transgender, he'd first need an understanding of sex-based identities that exceeds "Girls are cute and nice, men are mean jerks". He doesn't. He's way too retarded to know or understand gender/sex any more than that. With his basic and warped understanding of gender identity, he might as well identify as an octopuss for all it matters.

So here’s a fucked up notion: Chris, the ultimate mommas boy(and I mean ultimate) will likely never see Barb again. And it won’t be due to the finality of death, it’ll be worse for him knowing she’s still out there and he has no info on her. As his victim, he won’t get any access to her and only the most basic of updates. That’s gonna drive him fucking insane. What a dark fucking ending, eh pals?

He'll be doomed to prowl the streets with nothing but the memories of Barb and the erection that'll give him.

In prison, it's a foregone conclusion that whatever you were charged with will become public knowledge. Even if nobody leaks information, much of it is public record or in the news. Inmates gossip like crazy due to boredom and how tense the social situation is, and the only way to fly under the radar is to be someone nobody gives a shit about as well as insanely lucky.

Would not be surprised if weens mailed the leaked chatlogs and transcripts to his inmates at some point.

 

[Jagraveen]

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>gets sent to a place surrounded by degenerate females desperate to see and feel a penis
In the end, he got what he wanted. He "just won".

I still doubt this. There's no way the jury would just let some dude in a women's prison, even if he "identifies" as a woman. If that were the case, any man would just say they're a woman when they commit a crime and BOOM, Prison Harem.