Life after prison - What happens if Chris is One Day released from prison

[CWC-Sands]

Chris'll eat good. I suspect he'll pretty quickly start trading ass for protection and commissary. He's a bisexual woman now a days, idn't he?

Not in Central Virginia jail he won't

From one of the yelp reviews -

"The guards are rude and unprofessional and the food... MEH!! purple meat and a thing the inmates affectionately call "possum p****" not good! that is why my relative came out of there after one month having lost 60 pounds!"

 

[Branch Dilaudian]

I feel like prison and facing actual severe consequences for once in his goddamn life is wishful thinking. When this autistic troon sex demon inexplicably escapes with yet another slap on the wrist, my will to continue on in this clown existence is going to be dealt a catastrophic blow.

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

the only way for Chris to survive is to join the ayran brotherhood and be their prag.

"What is Chris gonna eat in Prison?"

Ass

 

[BurningPewter]

I read a bunch of stuff about Lorne Armstrong (the "to catch a predator" lolcow) last year. He can't go online unless he pays for someone to monitor his online use, and he can't look at porn at all. However, his sex offender officers don't care and overlook a bunch of shit - he's constantly getting forbidden smartphones etc, and sending his trolls nudes/sex stuff, receiving no consequences. To the constant rage of his watchers/haters on the TCAP forum who attempt to complain to his uninterested officers. He's in Maine, not Virginia though.

 

[SparklyFetuses]

He'll deal with post-"Kick the Autistic" effects, no matter if he ends up in jail or in a nut house. However, it'll be unlikely that he'll learn anything at this point.

 

[Detective Jason Tooley]

Given the nature of Christine Weston Chandler, as an Individual. It is my opinion he will not be serving any serious jail time. If a more normal person had done what he did, easily. But given KiwiFarms and CWCVille as a mountain of evidence, and his own delusional ramblings, I think he will likely be institutionalized and treated. He's the easiest Insanity Plea I've ever seen, but there's zero chance of him being released back into society any time soon.

 

[Fandom Trash]

If Ethan Ralph hasn't died from an overdose by that time, I could see Chris bumming with him and his hybrid horse wife in some disgusting trailer park.

 

[Realistic Elephant]

Chris will convert to Islam in prison and then deliver his Important Message after release.

"Ahem... hello, Muslims and Muslimahs, Sunni and Shia and believers of all madhabs, as well as the, uh Sufis, .My name is Muhammad Ibrahim ibn Robert Al-Chandler; I am here, and y'all are there. This message is for every follower of the Prophet, peace and blessings of Allah be upon him, of the present and the future, beyond this date: Ramadan 17, 1448, My birthday. My 45th birthday"

 

[General Tug Boat]

If Chris ends up going to actual prison and not some state mandated home for the criminally autistic, I will have to say the probability of him actually surviving prison is closer to 15-20 percent. With the odds getting worse longer the sentence is. Knowing Chris and his nature, likely he is going to be a very disruptive prisoner. Unlikely good behaviour is in the equation and more than likely he will end up in some form of isolation or PC because of his charges.

It's unlikely that he is going to provoke other prisoners, more than likely whatever incident of him breaking jail house rules will be against one of the corrections officers. Once Chris is in, I find it very unlikely he is going to get out. Following the rules and respecting authority is an attribute Chris doesn't possess. He will either be in there until he is old and senile, or else he will end up becoming a hero. I go more along the lines of him being old and senile, because he is too much of a narcissist.

 

[Genetically Modified Fuck]

I feel like Chris is something of a chameleon. He watches some british TV, he talks like a brit. Someone he likes gets into Sailor Moon, he makes it a huge part of his life, etc.

If Chris goes to for-real-big-boy prison, and isn't kept in solidarity for his own good I have a feeling he will be leaving prison with basically every gang's tattoos.

 

[Eyesclosed equals lies]

with current charges being simply incest id say he'll be gone for a good 2-3 years behind bars if they find chris to be mentality capable of living in the outside world. when they release him, he'll be on probation/parole, will have to get a job, meet with his probation/parole officer every week or day and simply follow the law. Also he will likely have to register as a sex offender. if thats the case chris will pretty much be legally required to be a "forced shut in" and will only able to go out at night, so no more conventions, meet ups, youtube or any other social media websites, chris might not even be allowed to have access to the internet at all. thats if he makes it through probation/parole which he probably wont.

 

[Desu Vult]

That reminds me of when a ween gave Chris a bugged laptop.

Chris reformatted it (lol).

When did that happen?

 

[DeeCeeBees]

I read a bunch of stuff about Lorne Armstrong (the "to catch a predator" lolcow) last year. He can't go online unless he pays for someone to monitor his online use, and he can't look at porn at all. However, his sex offender officers don't care and overlook a bunch of shit - he's constantly getting forbidden smartphones etc, and sending his trolls nudes/sex stuff, receiving no consequences. To the constant rage of his watchers/haters on the TCAP forum who attempt to complain to his uninterested officers. He's in Maine, not Virginia though.

Bryce and Maria (Lorne's SOR probation officers) have to drive from Bangor or Portland or whatever passes for civilization in Maine several hours to Bumblefuck Cornville to check on him and make sure he's not falling down drunk on Bud Light again. They would have to make this trip regardless if there was 5 feet of snow on the ground as often happens in Maine. Cornville is so out in the middle of nowhere and everyone knows who Lorne is so his chances of raping a local that doesn't know who he is is pretty low. So they don't make the trip and to ask him to come to them is apparently a hardship on him since it digs in to his "working" time. Now Motherfuckersville is a lot closer to civilization than what Cornville is. I guarantee you that if Chris has a PO assigned to then the will likely check on him on a regular basis. But who knows where Chris will live when he gets out.

 

[Looney Troons]

Chris has a retarded cult following. People have stolen his license plates and left sticky notes on the abandoned vehicle. When he is released, he will be showered with gifts by a newer generation of weens. I’m more curious about how he intends on biding his time while he’s in custody. Will he finish Sonichu? Will he call off the merge?

I’m still hoping for a redemption saga a la American History X; Chris leaves prison as a functioning member of society and spits in the faces of anyone who encouraged his old lifestyle. We all know this won’t happen, though.

 

[Tikbalang]

But who knows where Chris will live when he gets out.

In the streets?

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As for Chris after prison, assuming he's in male general housing and still alive after the rape and snitch, he's fucked. No friends, no money, no house. He's always drawn by bad influence.

 

[AuthenticItalian]

Even if he gets off scot free the amount of lawyer fees and such are gonna take away most, if not all his money. I'm not sure how much a month you can get in tard buxs in Virgina. His is a clear consumer and is not gonna change his habits. Do you guys think he will be able to get anything more than a minimum wage job in his life/beg on patreon?

 

[Big Green]

the only way for Chris to survive is to join the ayran brotherhood and be their prag.


Ass

What if prison reverts Chris back into his gay hating racist self

 

[ToroidalBoat]

When did that happen?

I can't find it on the CWCki now (it must've been removed), and searching the internet sucks now.

Maybe @Alec Benson Leary knows?

 

[GypsyBard]

Even if he gets off scot free the amount of lawyer fees and such are gonna take away most, if not all his money. I'm not sure how much a month you can get in tard buxs in Virgina. His is a clear consumer and is not gonna change his habits. Do you guys think he will be able to get anything more than a minimum wage job in his life/beg on patreon?

That's a good one you really think Chris is going to hire a lawyer. I would bet you any amount of money that Chris has not even asked for a lawyer or talked to one yet.
If anything he will ask for a public defender only when it's brought up like with the judge asking who is representation is then most likely the judge suggesting to Chris he asks for a public defender.

 

[BrothermanBill]

If Chris ends up going to actual prison and not some state mandated home for the criminally autistic, I will have to say the probability of him actually surviving prison is closer to 15-20 percent. With the odds getting worse longer the sentence is. Knowing Chris and his nature, likely he is going to be a very disruptive prisoner. Unlikely good behaviour is in the equation and more than likely he will end up in some form of isolation or PC because of his charges.

It's unlikely that he is going to provoke other prisoners, more than likely whatever incident of him breaking jail house rules will be against one of the corrections officers. Once Chris is in, I find it very unlikely he is going to get out. Following the rules and respecting authority is an attribute Chris doesn't possess. He will either be in there until he is old and senile, or else he will end up becoming a hero. I go more along the lines of him being old and senile, because he is too much of a narcissist.

If Chris ends up in prison, he will most certainly be under protective custody. They usually don't even let the trannies be free with gen pop, and they especially won't put a delusional autistic tranny in gen pop.