Orbiter Ashton Joel Parks / People's Populist Press / PPP - Ethan Ralph and Nicholas J Fuentes' professional a-log, fat, churchless, starfish exhibitionist and abortionist, has a diet of potato chips and allegedly killed a cat, he is FATTTTT. 🕯️🐱🕯️

[wimzi]

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/itt-we...ay-fat-and-what-they-should-do-instead.32248/

PPP's weightloss segments aren't funny to me because they're so obviously kayfabe and try hard. When he's genuinely pissed off or disgusted by Fuentes and the groypers it's funny and his roasting style lands hard, because there's some real substance. I honestly even liked his sermon streams better.

 

[GeorgeHWBush]

TO ALL RETARDS TRYING TO LOSE WEIGHT READ THIS: https://4chanfit.fandom.com/wiki/Harsh's_Worksheet_(WIP)

Harsh's Worksheet (WIP)

Original Page with working refs: Harsh's Worksheet (WIP) | /fit/ Wiki | Fandom (archive.org) 1 Introduction 2 Diet 2.1 Eat more protein 2.2 Eat more vegetables 2.3 Eat the right amount of calories 2.3.1 Gaining muscle (aka Bulking) 2.3.2 Losing fat (aka Cutting) 2.3.3 Maintaining: 2.4 Eat less...

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[big ups liquid richard]

Do you still take craps when you are on a fast? Like those big ones that make you feel 5 pounds lighter?

 

[GeorgeHWBush]

Do you still take craps when you are on a fast? Like those big ones that make you feel 5 pounds lighter?

When I fasted for a week I stopped shitting near the end of that week (or maybe it was very little it was 2 years ago).

 

[instythot]

When you are used to being a fat fuck for most of your life getting thin is a lifestyle change. Even if you get surgery like gastric bypass you can still get fat again because the mind is still fat.

PPP's earliest videos show him at 3/5 of current PPP. He may already know how not to be fat, should he care to

im gonna start posting my pizza day pizzas in this thread too, fuck it, you guys are retard niggers

I look forward to arguments about how the pizza itself is wrong in addition to pizza day being wrong, thank you

 

[Null]

I look forward to arguments about how the pizza itself is wrong in addition to pizza day being wrong, thank you

wait until you find out they put cheese on top of the toppings

 

[Ragnarlodbrok]

Are you saying I'm mad as just some sort of joke or what? I have no investment in this.

>Im gonna reply to every single piece of critism about cico and pizza day
>Oh but im not invested btw

 

[Crystal Golem]

>Im gonna reply to every single piece of critism about cico and pizza day
>Oh but im not invested btw
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And they say my memes are bad/outdated.

 

[instythot]

And they say my memes are bad/outdated.

Keep posting them. The only true failure in life is giving up, bud

 

[Crystal Golem]

The only true failure in life is giving up, bud

I'm not don't worry rotoscoping gunts is labor intensive.

 

[soy_king]

there's like 40+ pages of people saying the same shit in this thread. Other threads with no relation to PPP do not need more of the same. I am asking you very nicely to keep your retard shit in the right threads. A child can understand this. Can you?

I can understand, and I can also think your rationale is fundamentally retarded.

 

[Rarghs]

im gonna start posting my pizza day pizzas in this thread too, fuck it, you guys are retard niggers

I actually wanted to see the pizza. I do a similar thing where I have a pain au chocolate and a latte on a Sunday so I support PIZZA DAY.

 

[Null]

I can understand, and I can also think your rationale is fundamentally retarded.

Then it's a good thing you don't run the show or the site would be random bullshit in every thread.

 

[Null]

>Oh but im not invested btw

More than half my notifications are from this thread because you guys want to argue about calories.

Here's the new rule: don't @ me in this thread.

 

[soy_king]

Then it's a good thing you don't run the show or the site would be random bullshit in every thread.

What can I say, some people are just born to sweep. I, sadly, cannot.

 

[Croco]

Talking about diet and exercise doesn't really help anything. It's better not to fixate and just accept a healthy and sustainable routine.

 

[Ragnarlodbrok]

More than half my notifications are from this thread because you guys want to argue about calories.

Here's the new rule: don't @ me in this thread.

Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Cyber Bullying Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha.

And they say my memes are bad/outdated.

You ain't seen nothing yet!

 

[LaurenLauren]

Lol holy shit @ the people mad at me for being right

It's easier for someone like PPP to go two weeks without eating anything but energy drinks and hot sauce than it is for him to count calories. It's much more impressive for someone his size to learn how to control and limit his intake than it is to completely cut out food all together. What seems like the more extreme and hardcore route is literally a ticket to copesville to avoid addressing the real problems. Eventually he will start eating again, and even if he's starved himself down to 200lb, if he eats like he did before he'll be back up to 400 in no time.

Like you guys make fun of my eating out on Friday but eating a single medium pizza is still under my maintenance. Is PPP just not going to eat pizza for the rest of his life?

If he wants to start by fasting that's great. I think really fat people need to be reminded what hunger feels like, real hunger. But he must count.

Fatty, I...

 

[Fools Idol]

So has this become Null's long anticipated thread?

 

[High Tea]

Should all this weight loss and exercise talk be in the Punt the Gunt thread?