DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[codeyaha]

https://twitter.com/JustCaIIMeAJ/status/1422987588596469765/photo/1

Racing Style Gaming Recliner, Steel Frame Reclining Gaming Chair with Swivel & Cup Holder & Adjustable Headrest & Lumbar Support (Grey)

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https://www.amazon.com/Merax-Recliner-Footrest-Headrest-Removable/dp/B07Z822ZP6?th=1

No name, questionable quality material mass production made in china chair plus questionable design is giving off so many red flags.

i don't think phil is that heavy but if he lands on that chair too hard it is seriously gonna implode and he is gonna bust his ass.

I honestly hope phil spent 400+ bucks on this chair because it would be poetic for him to have bought a lemon chair to go with his lemon pc also shoutout to phil from amazon for saying the chair is cheaply made crap

 

[Freshtodeath]

god he is so fucking ugly

 

[TheGoutburglar]

What makes it better is that Phil is faced with a choice: bitch about this, like he really wants to, or hold back in order to avoid drawing attention to how much he has nothing better to do than scope out KiwiFarms to see what our reaction to his over-priced shitty pointless chair is.

Or the third option, or acknowledge seeing all this, but proclaim that we're "punching air" over him receiving such a great gift from a loyal fan.

BTW, I'm enjoying the usage of history with these memes. Not because this is stuff is obscure, but because it isn't, and yet Phil probably doesn't recognize a lot of these images. Especially not Jonestown, or the photo of Goebbels.

 

[Freedom Fighter]

"My beard is naht pahtchy, its actually white! "
For sure some white, but bruh... It's patchy. Embrace it.

 

[Iron Hamster]

This is how completely dumb DSP is.

Let's say he's telling the truth: the bag of clothes is too heavy for his 31-year-old self to lift.

Why not break it up into 2 or 3 bags?

This is learned helplessness at its worst. No attempt to solve the problem himself whatsoever.

He needs someone twice the age to move twice the weight in one bag. It's just simple math doood. Now get the fuck outta here *limb*

Well this is fun.
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The 'berg needs to have dsp gaming on the side.

"I have NEVER used the word donations!"

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A simple, 10-second search on PigPigGo later:

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(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cl-dNIyX7og&t=1760s)

The first clip: takes off reward for $50 'tip' goal
Wasn't he using 'donation' as a weasel word thinking twitch couldn't come after him for begging for tips?

 

[Brother Wind]

What the fuck happened that we got 20 pages in like an afternoon?

Phil has stated he started the "let's play" movement of using a camera to record himself playing video games. Is this accurate? Chris Chan started streaming his let's plays in 2003. He used a camcorder to show him playing animal crossing while he talked and then uploaded it for viewers. How can Phil take the credit when clearly Chris was the one who pioneered this method of streaming?

Okay, so Phil likes to claim he did the first full playthroughs, which isn't true. But it is an important clarification. Older LPs used to only record little bits of gameplay. Because a game at 10 minute bursts is annoying and the idea wasn't that an LP was supposed to replace a game. Just show it off. If you want proof. Go to Yahtzee's channel and look at his oldest videos. They are random parts of some game that he was LPing on Something Awful.

What DSP did was get on top of just playing all the way through recently released and new games. Something most of the LPers quite detested, because once again, it wasn't supposed to replace the game. Just as a medium for showing it off. As a "Look at this game you may not know". So DSP still probably wasn't a pioneer. But even if he was it was because LPing had the idea, dismissed it as tacky and exploitative. And who would wanna watch a camcorder record hours of some new game.

In short, Phil has always been Phil.

 

[WolverineGuy22]

 

[25 Invisible push-ups]

I hope he falls over when swaying back and forth

I hope his fucking chair breaks in the process.

 

[gettingthatgrooveback]

He's had many rants about those chinese gaming chairs. He knows they're all the same, cheaply produced and just rebranded by every brand.
Seriously, what makes him think his is different? What was he thinking?

 

[Tom Went To The Mayor]

I'm gonna die laughing when his chair breaks mid-stream.

 

[Lilly Philly Burnelli]

He's had many rants about those chinese gaming chairs. He knows they're all the same, cheaply produced and just rebranded by every brand.
Seriously, what makes him think his is different? What was he thinking?

This one has cuphold—no excuse me, “CUP RESTS.” It’s completely different than those other shilled gaymin’ chairs

 

[Gensou Hadou]

Everyone can guess Phil's "surprises" days before he reveals them. What's next week? A new type of litter for Jasper?

 

[Filthy Greenskin]

He's had many rants about those chinese gaming chairs. He knows they're all the same, cheaply produced and just rebranded by every brand.
Seriously, what makes him think his is different? What was he thinking?

From the same guy who thinks his local indian takeway is the pinnacle of indian cuisine because it has over three different spices in it and that bugsnax is a narrative masterpeice, Phil is brainlet consoomer that is actually unable to have his own opinion and will buy the first sponsered amazon product in his search because 'if it costs more it must be better, right?'.

 

[Rockerverb]

 

[Crooked 16th]

Last one from me in honor of New Vegas

 

[SauceRyuKen]

Welp, seeing all those thumbs up memes was pretty entertaining. The chair was obvious, I think he actually just stalled with the Pigerace vest to not prove us right again immediately.

Thing is, this fucker keeps diminishing the gameplay, doing only the easy bits of games. A poor New Vegas player in 2021, without very hard hardcore, and a hard playthrough of Mass Effect 3... And he just gets carried by npcs in both. Not to mention his controller down stallfests, a permanent fixture of both streams.

Between this and anony's headshot earlier this year, Phil's career as an entertainer is honestly over. Again, when you're primarily a purveyor of gameplay and you can't even get your hatedom to discuss your gameplay ONCE in 20 pages of a forum thread I am pretty sure it's over. Nobody gives a fuck any more. Granted, he will just linger on until he's getting 2 dahller streams reliably, but the ride is basically done. You can't even have this fucker on for background noise any more. And he's killed Tihydp, the ONLY thing that made his shit content watchable.

This is a videogame streamer with breaks so long you can literally watch a film per every one of his streams. His Mass Effect and New Vegas streams have been fucking horrid. It's all pig hot takes on how maybe James isn't such a great character, and aggressive menuing to chug heals. This just isn't interesting. Phil knows this. Nobody gives a fuck what hot pocket you """cooked""" last night. Phil himself says that he relies on the games to be entertaining: yet he makes a point of being as dull and slow as possible in every single one. It's like a smug "facebook expert" grandpa walking you through his favorite pages. And every time he shows you a new one, he goes to bookmarks, copies the link, opens a new tab, heads to google, pastes the link and searches, rather than just clicking the link. Just applies to gameplay. Phil, for the sake of fuck almighty, hotkey stimpaks in New Vegas. Literal children can manage this, you have played this thing no less than three times!

Least the chair hasn't got any wheels. Guess it's quite literally the King's Not A Wheelchair. Even when spending their money, Phil needs to be a raging cunt to his supporters.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

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Reviews on this chair are pretty bad wherever you go.

My guess is Phil didn't want a leather chair because his fat hairy ass would stick to it, but wanted the most expensive gaming looking chair he could find.

 

[The Black Prince]

Phil lies about the oddest shit. He said that this chair was not advertised as a gaming chair. That is just such obviously a lie just by looking at the chair lol. What else would it be? An office chair? It has cup holders. Im assuming he saw it was 400 bucks and assumed it was good.

 

[infamousbeing]

We need a Geno Samuel style doc on Phil

 

[John Washington]