Cosmic_Schizo
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Chris Chan Joker mode when?
Chris has been arrested
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If it's true that Chris, while incarcerated, has been placed with women, I can assure you that it's not the women you need to be worried about.
If he tries any of his handsy behaviour, he's going to learn how that shit won't fly after someone breaks one of his fingers.
If he tries any of his handsy behaviour, he's going to learn how that shit won't fly after someone breaks one of his fingers.
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“AB boys apply only please. No Niggos!”
Criminal Stupidity
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"Chris is going to wamen prison" posts at this point are just gay and fetishistic. He's not going to a female jail or prison. He is already officially - where you can go publicly check yourself - being regarded as male, and even if he wasn't VA goes off of what genitals a person actually possesses. You're just reposting the same shit which only shows you haven't kept up with the thread at all.
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"Comedy is subjective, Julay."
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Holy shit, this is the bad ending. I remember when it was just Sonichu and attraction signs.
This saga just kept getting sadder and sadder, and it looks like this is the ending we're gonna get.
Either way, this is kind of the end no matter what. Because think about it- either Chris kills him/herself, gets locked up and released in 10 years and resumes his/her shenanigans, or gets sent to a psychiatric hospital and is involuntarily committed until the end ofhis/ her days, or treated. Either way, that's where the lulz end. The best possible outcome is that Chris takes his/her psychiatric medication and mellows out, realizing the dimensional merge, Sonichu and CPU Blueheart aren't real, and he/she has committed a heinous crime, or he's/she's just an eternal patient at some asylum with no way to really keep tabs on him/her. Worst case scenario, he gets killed in prison or kills himself, or just spends forever in the clink.
This is depressing af and reality sucks.
As Gilbert O' Sullivan once said, "but as if to knock me down, reality came around"
This saga just kept getting sadder and sadder, and it looks like this is the ending we're gonna get.
Either way, this is kind of the end no matter what. Because think about it- either Chris kills him/herself, gets locked up and released in 10 years and resumes his/her shenanigans, or gets sent to a psychiatric hospital and is involuntarily committed until the end ofhis/ her days, or treated. Either way, that's where the lulz end. The best possible outcome is that Chris takes his/her psychiatric medication and mellows out, realizing the dimensional merge, Sonichu and CPU Blueheart aren't real, and he/she has committed a heinous crime, or he's/she's just an eternal patient at some asylum with no way to really keep tabs on him/her. Worst case scenario, he gets killed in prison or kills himself, or just spends forever in the clink.
This is depressing af and reality sucks.
As Gilbert O' Sullivan once said, "but as if to knock me down, reality came around"
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He'll have Magi-Chan represent him probably
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Leaked footage of the jail
Grumpy Pickle Rick
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Considering how he behaved when he went to court after he the Snyder Incident, I'm really looking forward to this trial
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The biggest shitstorm so far, at least we get a seat with a nice view lol!
Melon_salt
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Part of me feels like the teflon tard is gonna spend the next few years in and out of jail for breaking a no contact order with barb. As people before have said he always gets off with a lap on the wrists. Worst I can see is a few years in a group home, but as soon as he gets the chance he will try and contact barb again.
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Solitary? In a low-security prison?? I dont fucking think so. Whoever's in this Facebook group claiming that shit is a liar and Zach here is retarded for even humoring the possibility.View attachment 2413814
What's this about Chris losing his shit in Solitary Confinement?
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This really depends what other charges he'll face as it would be hard to slap him on the wrist with how much publicity this case has and clear evidence of other crimes.
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Would low security have Protective Custody? For nutbars, trannies, and kiddy diddler types?
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Criminals are a superstitious and cowardly lot...I will become a pony
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That's a lot more plausible, but it's not "the hole" kind of solitary where one would have their minds completely broken beyond all hope of repair in a concrete box with no windows. As a matter of fact, protective custody units are generally nicer than regular cells. Some even have TV among other prison luxuries.
Edit: I fell like I need to add that I'm calling bullshit because whoever this mystery FB group nigga is immediately went to "oh chris is crazy and stupid so they'll believe me when i say he got thrown in the hole (the type of solitary where suicidal and particularly dangerous inmates go)." If he knew even one thing about how prisons work and then took five minutes to research it on Google to confirm like I did he might have come up with a better story to pose as a prison guard, but he didn't, and sadly he's fooled someone.
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Was this already posted? Is it the right thread?
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