POLICE ISSUE A STATEMENT

[Hapless Mailman]

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This was supposed to be a tribute to your hilarious video, but I just ended up giving myself the creeps.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

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This was supposed to be a a tribute to your hilarious video, but I just ended up giving myself the creeps.

"Would you mount and do me? I'd mount and do me. I'd mount and do me hard!"

 

[anti SJW]

Not sure if this has been mentioned. But because of the charges, would that give them cause to get a search warrant for the van?

 

[shubniggurath]

Not sure if this has been mentioned. But because of the charges, would that give them cause to get a search warrant for the van?

im no law student but if they see how far gone barbs mental health is they will probably search absolutely everything to gather evidence since one is a blatent autistic creep and the other is a dementia ridden OAP.
cant really trust word of mouth from either of them.

 

[Little_Bird]

I’m sure I’ve already posted this but:

 

[NotAGlowie391]

If Chris goes into PC, or any similar place, and is allowed to interact with nonces and (other) rapists, he is legit about to be taken for a ride. These people are master manipulators, and just because Chris is neither a child or woman (much to his chagrin) doesn't mean they can't fleece him for the little he has left.

Idea Guys 2.0 is about to start

 

[Paranoia Machine]

So something I'd like to point out to anyone concerned about Chris having the potential to skip prison and be institutionalized; institutions are not an easier way out. They are an alternative to prison, and because of that, they have similar workings as prisons.
If Chris somehow manages to get institutionalized he will likely serve a longer sentence as he will be bringing his mental stability into question. This will likely cause the judge and council to push for a substantial improvement to Chris' mental stability before he can be reintegrated into society.
If this happens, the first thing they will do is look at his criminal history and see that Chris is a violent offender from the pepper spray incident and the rape and he'd be put with other violent offenders in isolated living where he would be watched over by orderlies 24/7.
He would also be put into daily psychotherapy and be heavily medicated if they see no immediate improvement.
This also does not guarantee his safety as he has the potential to be roomied up with another violent offender if they don't do isolated living.
To top that off, he could be subject to their form of "parole" where upon his release, he could be assigned a caretaker and he would be forced into a strict daily regimen.

 

[The_Goat_Escape]

Do you think that Chris' artwork qualifies as loli/shota porn? I believe that under some state obscenity laws, it very well might, but the Virginia statue wasn't entirely clear - I also saw that some parts of the law had been repealed, so I can't read it.

I'm also wondering if Sonichu or RoseChu ever had sex with a human-looking character in any of the comics (and if that could be considered producing bestiality/zoophilia porn).

Late response. Possibly that some of the art that we haven't seen does. Not sure about what has been publically released, as said, not a law expert.

It seems, for them, worth gleaning esp if not CP per se and you know they'll be looking at some point. The latter could be likely tho

 

[Coccxys]

Even in UK with our joke of a system Chris would be looking at a decent stretch in a nonce wing. I've seen crazier people than him fail to get insanity or diminished responsibility defences accepted. The clearly insane/going to be institutionalised/getting off scott free speculation bares little connection with actual understanding of the legal system.

 

[D4C]

He will have to align himself with some form of white aryan (if they will even accept him) or find Jesus immediately and hang out with Christians.

What, you mean there isn't a CPU-Worship gang in the Virginia prison circuit?

 

[boongus]

How do we even know that chris is getting arrested? Yeah this is a big deal but he's managed to avoid this kinda stuff before. I feel like he's probably gonna just get a fine that his tugboat could easily pay out.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

for being clearly incapable of even basic adult mental functions.

Chris is not that insane, Chris is just a really stupid person. Even all the stuff about PC Godesses is a a larp by a manchild playing pretend for his own amusement, not an actual schizo hallucinating stuff visceraly beyond his own control

He is technically capable of functioning at a basic level like any other adult , he just doesn't want to, Chris is not even that autistic, as in, he can communicate, drive, book cross state travels, pay bills, etc, stuff usually people in the very low end of the spectrum can't do on their own.

 

[john goldfish]

Don't we have at least 1 lawyer from Virginia at the farms willing to represent Chrissy?

Man I can't wait to watch a JCS on this shit

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

How do we even know that chris is getting arrested? Yeah this is a big deal but he's managed to avoid this kinda stuff before. I feel like he's probably gonna just get a fine that his tugboat could easily pay out.

Previously he maced someone's shirt and tried to run over Snyder without injuring the latter, who by the way asked for the lighter sentence. He was arrested before the end of PO and his offence is listed as incest. This is way worse than previous two. And if they find that Barb couldn't consent it's gonna be even worse.

 

[Serf 'n' TERF]

How do we even know that chris is getting arrested? Yeah this is a big deal but he's managed to avoid this kinda stuff before. I feel like he's probably gonna just get a fine that his tugboat could easily pay out.

Why are people talking about this as if Chris just stole $750 from Barb and didn't sexually assault her for months?

 

[shubniggurath]

Previously he maced someone's shirt and tried to run over Snyder without injuring the latter, who by the way asked for the lighter sentence. He was arrested before the end of PO and his offence is listed as incest. This is way worse than previous two. And if they find that Barb couldn't consent it's gonna be even worse.

they can probably tell she cant of consented because of how far gone she is, ive heard people say she was faking it but that seems like bullshit. shes definitely dropped her marbles in the last decade

 

[Old Man Mario]

How do we even know that chris is getting arrested? Yeah this is a big deal but he's managed to avoid this kinda stuff before. I feel like he's probably gonna just get a fine that his tugboat could easily pay out.

On 8/1/2021 , the Henrico Police Department was able to locate and arrest the following individual:
Christine Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, VA

That's how you know he's been arrested.

Are you asking if any charge will stick?
I think it boils down to what all they find and if they feel it would he admissible and a jury feel he's guilty. I wonder if any sort of deal will be offered. I'm sure there's no deal that keeps him out of some sort of time being served.

I hope they skip any community service. Why?It's a disservice to the community that they force him to do community service in. Poor bastards.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

they can probably tell she cant of consented because of how far gone she is, ive heard people say she was faking it but that seems like bullshit. shes definitely dropped her marbles in the last decade

Well, what obvious for us may be not as obvious for the court. Keep in mind, that she could be not completely senile, but still afraid of him, that's why she didn't call anyone. Also, like many pointed out it's not that simple that you go from a normal human to a a husk, some can lose their minds at night, some can have episodes, etc.

 

[weegrumpy]

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I swear to god sometimes I feel like you guys are living in a different world. I wish reality was the way you guys think it is, but it is not. The world is a sickening place, rotten to the core and you have no idea of how bad things really are.

Why do they remind me of Scotland’s first minister Nicola sturgeon?

 

[The Unabummer]

Why do they remind me of Scotland’s first minister Nicola sturgeon?

It's the shit eating grin combined with the half melted man face