Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

Does anyone know what Jake's talking about? The only thing I found remotely like what he's describing is some tiny, tranny podcast tweeting about how people should give them more money because they stick it to Graham Linehan. The tweet had like 4 retweets and 3 likes, and their patreon has 13 people on it.

I know Jake likes to blow things up from zero to infinity, but that's a stretch even for him. "Waaaaah! Some podcast is getting 40 bucks a month! THOSE ARE MY DOLLARS! GIBMEDAT!"

I think he's talking about this.

 

[Water-T]

He really is if he's breaking kayfabe about that whole "naming my villains will get me raped" thing.

Being vague hasn't gotten him the attention and pitybux he's been fishing for, so now he's starting to go all out on Glinner. He's jealous that SOMEONE ELSE is getting money that SHOULD BE HIS, and the mask has slipped.

It's only a matter of time before he stops playing coy with Chelsea and calls her out, especially now that she's not untouchable like she was 7 years ago.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Jake continues warping his relationship with Glinner, it's now "constantly hit on me all the time":
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The "I get a pass" thing refers to this minishng earlier where he yet again demanded people stop quoting nazis just to dunk on them:
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Jake's upset:
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Man, it feels like he’s on the verge of crossing the Chris-Chan threshold from funny cow to horrorcow. This progression is bizarre. He’s gone from “he used to like my posts” to “I’m all he ever thinks about, he’s madly in love with me, I’m the reason he turned transphobic and nuked his career!” That’s before we get on to the fact that he’s returned to the Boxcar Jake narrative and explicitly links it to Glinner.
If I was Glinner, I’d be seriously thinking about a Cease and Desist right about now. I just find it strange that a man who is ostensibly a heterosexual male coomer roleplaying as an asexual woman is acting exactly like a crazy jilted ex.

I wonder if this is like the business with Zoe, where he thought he was in with someone who he thought was his ticket to fame and fortune, only to fuck it up by being irredeemably Jake. He’s a spiteful prick when he thinks he can get away with it.

 

[Next Task]

I know Jake likes to blow things up from zero to infinity, but that's a stretch even for him.

Really, it's not. He's always done this and to this degree, it's just particularly blatant because it's Glinner-related. Glinner is one of the few people Jake will actually name, I think because along with Jesse Singal he knows that everyone else in his bubble knows to hate him so he won't accidentally be calling out someone's friend, something that has burned him badly in the past. Glinner is also one of the few people who we can prove actually knows who the fuck Jake is and probably still knows who he is now. This is as opposed to people like William Shatner and Adam Baldwin, both who have burned Jake in replies on Twitter, both of whom Jake has elevated to 'death threats and Nazi stalkers' even though there is no way either of them have the faintest idea who he is.

But it's in keeping with Jake's usual pattern that he exaggerates an interaction to the point of parody, then the next time he refers to the same events he repeats the process, on and on until we get from 'Glinner and I exchanged tweets a few times about GamerGate', through, 'I don't want to say for sure because I'm just an innocent girl but I think Glinner was hitting on little ol' me before he became a TERF', to, 'Glinner was constantly hitting on me and I'm not saying that's why his wife left him, but I'm not not saying that either.'

Also, Jake is a greedy, grasping, consooming little bitch. It doesn't get commented on as much because all troons appear to beg for cash from the internet, but he gets a thousand dollars a month for doing absolutely nothing, and yet complains constantly about how he can't afford rent and food even though there's every indication that he doesn't pay for either of those things. It fits in with his belief that he is the king Queen of the Unseen Victims, that he's the one who's suffered the most through every single bad thing (that he's forcibly brought upon himself) and yet no one cares for poor, trans, buxom redhead Violet Cassandra Ocean. So of course he's going to pitch a bitch-fit about anyone else getting even a cent in regards to being a troon and dealing with Glinner and the TERFS - because all of that money, in Jake's mind, should go solely to him.

Jake is getting worse. But these are both very established character traits for Jake, nothing odd for him at all. He's a pathological exaggerator, narcissist, bully, clout chaser and catastrophiser who thinks he's too good to do anything he doesn't want to do and that free money should just drop in his lap. If it is those troons, then those $40 are rightfully his - don't they know he's the troon Glinner raped repeatedly at a convention several years ago, only stopping once Jake told him that he was having sex with yon transwoman? They should give Jake all the victimbux!

 

[Stinkyboy]

How is he even still alive? There are anti-troon ninja assassins just waiting for him to open his door!
He must have had some pretty intensive training to last all these years

 

[Water-T]

Man, it feels like he’s on the verge of crossing the Chris-Chan threshold from funny cow to horrorcow. This progression is bizarre. He’s gone from “he used to like my posts” to “I’m all he ever thinks about, he’s madly in love with me, I’m the reason he turned transphobic and nuked his career!” That’s before we get on to the fact that he’s returned to the Boxcar Jake narrative and explicitly links it to Glinner.
If I was Glinner, I’d be seriously thinking about a Cease and Desist right about now. I just find it strange that a man who is ostensibly a heterosexual male coomer roleplaying as an asexual woman is acting exactly like a crazy jilted ex.

I wonder if this is like the business with Zoe, where he thought he was in with someone who he thought was his ticket to fame and fortune, only to fuck it up by being irredeemably Jake. He’s a spiteful prick when he thinks he can get away with it.

Armchair psychologist time:

I think Jake suffers from erotomania, which is a mantal disorder where the patient will fixate on a person and believe said target is in love with them, even if the person in question doesn't even know the patients exists. Kind like how Steve Urkel on "Family Matters" thought Laura was in love with him, or like Screech towards Lisa on "Saved by the Bell".

Jake obviously believed that Zoe was his number one waifu, even going as far as adopting his SGG identity, creating a Twitter account for it, and actively joining the anti-gg side in order to get her attention. When his usefulness to her ran out and she got tired of his clingyness, that's when his "love" turned to hate - similar to how narcs will turn on a dime at anyone who injures their ego. Now that Glinner isn't Jake's bestie and is trying to expose him as the attic gnome he is, Jake's only goal is to destroy Glinner.

Jake is going to keep pushing this further and harder until Glinner pushes back.

 

[Surfin Terf]

How is he even still alive? There are anti-troon ninja assassins just waiting for him to open his door!
He must have had some pretty intensive training to last all these years

The problem is that none of us can find her, we thought she lived at 11 W End Ave, Niantic, CT, but that turned out to be an elderly woman and her morbidly obese, neckbeard, shut in son, not the buxom redhead who has been giving us Nazis on twitter so much grief. This Violet Cassandra Ocean is a tricky one.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

How is he even still alive? There are anti-troon ninja assassins just waiting for him to open his door!
He must have had some pretty intensive training to last all these years

None of us have been able to figure out where he lives, we think he’s this random guy named Jake. So we always go to the wrong address.

Except when Jake forgets and regales Twitter with tales of murderers showing up on his doorstep.

 

[RussianParasite]

I’m not fat… I am NOT FAT!!!!!!!!




ETA: the ideal BMI for a 6’3 person is 200lbs. Learn to read charts you fat retard.

 

[Water-T]

I’m not fat… I am NOT FAT!!!!!!!!
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ETA: the ideal BMI for a 6’3 person is 200lbs. Learn to read charts you fat retard.

You'd think that Jake, who constantly claims that he's too poor to afford food (DONATE TO MY PATREON NOW NOW NOW), would have no problem losing weight due to having nothing to eat aside from boiled water.

 

[Kosher Dill]

For those playing along at home, he's claiming some surgeon (most likely the Butcher of Ardmore) is demanding an 18.7 BMI. And that surgeons are willing to do a gastric bypass (or whatever) on an emaciated waif like Violet. Maybe he went to VenusAngelic's doctor.

Personally, when I want to lose weight I just look at Jake's food and then I can't eat for days.
(hat tip: @bottomfeeder)

 

[Chan the Wizard]

I’m not fat… I am NOT FAT!!!!!!!!
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ETA: the ideal BMI for a 6’3 person is 200lbs. Learn to read charts you fat retard.

Normal BMI is between 18.5 and 24.9.
His “required” weight and height would put him at 18.75.
BMI is a perfectly valid measurement that only runs into problems in edge cases and Jake is no muscle bound man.
Fatties just like to use the problems with BMI to shield themselves from reality.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I’m not fat… I am NOT FAT!!!!!!!!
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ETA: the ideal BMI for a 6’3 person is 200lbs. Learn to read charts you fat retard.

I know we’re supposed to think he’s talking about getting his knob chopped off, but I notice he doesn’t specify. I don’t know how it is in America, but over here a gastric bypass is one of those last-resort, nothing-else-works, you-have-to-lose-weight-RIGHT-NOW things. I’ve seen plenty of fatasses who got the chop. I reckon it’s something like back or knee surgery.

Jake ought to cut back on his portions, or the only thing he’s getting cut off is his foot.

For those playing along at home, he's claiming some surgeon (most likely the Butcher of Ardmore) is demanding an 18.7 BMI. And that surgeons are willing to do a gastric bypass (or whatever) on an emaciated waif like Violet. Maybe he went to VenusAngelic's doctor.

Personally, when I want to lose weight I just look at Jake's food and then I can't eat for days.
(hat tip: @bottomfeeder)

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That’s his food? I assumed it was what happened after his last colonoscopy.

 

[Kosher Dill]

I did a little yo-ho yar-har on Sci-Hub and found a paper that discusses the actual BMI threshold for transgender surgery. At Mount Sinai, which is about as reputable an institution as you can hope for, the limit is a BMI of 33. I assume that as you move further down the scale of butchery these limits loosen even further.
For Jake, a BMI of 33 would put him at 265 pounds.

His prospects aren't looking good either:

No patients initially deemed ineligible due to elevated BMI became eligible at a subsequent surgical consult visit. Instead, a greater proportion of transgender surgical candidates were deemed ineligible due to elevated BMI.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

I did a little yo-ho yar-har on Sci-Hub and found a paper that discusses the actual BMI threshold for transgender surgery. At Mount Sinai, which is about as reputable an institution as you can hope for, the limit is a BMI of 33. I assume that as you move further down the scale of butchery these limits loosen even further.
For Jake, a BMI of 33 would put him at 265 pounds.

His prospects aren't looking good either:

We have to assume Jake is well above this threshold. Judging by his older pics, I think his minimum weight is at least 300lb (37.49) and more likely around 330lb now (41.24 morbid obesity).

 

[RussianParasite]

Normal BMI is between 18.5 and 24.9.
His “required” weight and height would put him at 18.75.
BMI is a perfectly valid measurement that only runs into problems in edge cases and Jake is no muscle bound man.
Fatties just like to use the problems with BMI to shield themselves from reality.

Yeah I am thinking that the doctor told him that he is required to get to a healthy BMI, so of course he over exaggerates to essentially the bottom of the range. He wants me to lose literally half of my body weight!!??

I also agree with those saying that Jake is not getting THE surgery. He has, and always will have, a penis. No matter how microscopic it may be.

 

[Kosher Dill]

We have to assume Jake is well above this threshold. Judging by his older pics, I think his minimum weight is at least 300lb (37.49) and more likely around 330lb now (41.24 morbid obesity).

I really wonder how he stays so huge when he's poor, alone, and housebound. Does his mom drop off jugs of vegetable oil for him to guzzle or something?

 

[Kane Lives]

I really wonder how he stays so huge when he's poor, alone, and housebound. Does his mom drop off jugs of vegetable oil for him to guzzle or something?

Wasn't it speculated that Mama Alley does food drops off for her boy? Jake certainly doesn't look the type to cook for himself and he's no LouG type of grifter for endless pasta and pizza.

Then again he doesn't need to grift since he gets a thousand bucks a month for just existing. That's enough for takeout everyday, right?

 

[Kosher Dill]

Wasn't it speculated that Mama Alley does food drops off for her boy?

We know she did it at least once, anyway. But it seems implausible that she does it every day.

I mean, just the sheer mechanics of the whole situation baffles me. He must eat an elephantine quantity of food, but how does he get it? He certainly can't be walking to the store and carrying it all home like a pack mule. Does his mom take him shopping every week, load up a minivan with food, and help him unload it all into his apartment? It's the only thing that seems remotely plausible - he can't be doordashing himself tendies every night.

 

[RussianParasite]

We know she did it at least once, anyway. But it seems implausible that she does it every day.

I mean, just the sheer mechanics of the whole situation baffles me. He must eat an elephantine quantity of food, but how does he get it? He certainly can't be walking to the store and carrying it all home like a pack mule. Does his mom take him shopping every week, load up a minivan with food, and help him unload it all into his apartment? It's the only thing that seems remotely plausible - he can't be doordashing himself tendies every night.

Microwave meals are very unhealthy (packed with sugar/salt/calories), easy to buy in bulk, easy to store, are cheap, and are simple enough to make for even the stupidest of water boiling guide readers. I think the bulk of his meals likely come from them for that reason.