POLICE ISSUE A STATEMENT

[Chazzed Up]

Chris only hid it because he thought the trolls would try to ruin his relationship. He didn’t see anything wrong with it and even was playful with Null about it and wanted him to know. The fact he looks happy and feels smug over his arrest shows that he views this as perfectly normal. His incestuous comments over the years only back this up.

It is indeed interesting that he wanted Null to find out. He's really got to be deep in the hole of delusion to think that wouldn't be an issue. Still, Chris usually isn't that great at keeping secrets and I would expect if he was nailing someone less controversial, he would at least blab about it to someone he trusted. A month is a long time to be fucking someone when you are Chris and have never had a real relationship with someone who wasn't a catfish.

I'm curious to know too what drew him to incest. Porn? Desperation? The emotional incest is a possible precursor but I'm not comvinced yet that it was what turned the relationship sexual. Intrusive thoughts about topics like incest are characteristic of some mental disorders like OCD but they are usually unwelcome. I would say "hopefully Chris writes a book someday that sheds light on his thought process" but if he did it would just be about Sonichu and dimemsional merge shit.

 

[Tom Nook's Gloryhole]

His lawyers only real argument

If Chris was rich he'd probably be able to get a heavily reduced sentance through technicalities.

But lets be honest here, he's getting a public defender who will probably want this case over as quickly as possible so they can move onto other clients.

 

[A Flying Nun]

If Chris was rich he'd probably be able to get a heavily reduced sentance through technicalities.

But lets be honest here, he's getting a public defender who will probably want this case over as quickly as possible so they can move onto other clients.

He probably would be rich if he'd sell his god damned LEGOs, but we all know that ain't happening.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

You must be completely stupid if you think Chris is functional. Chris is a complete retard who can’t comprehend common sense and even simple things like basic geography. Chris doesn’t understand many things that would be easy for a child to know and also is extremely delusional. If he were this normal he wouldn’t have been extorted out of $6,000 because two people threatened to destroy his completely imaginary town.

If you wanna see someone really low functioning, look at Taz. If Chris basically has poor understanding of some things, Taz can't even comprehend some concepts. Yes, Chris isn't smart, but he is not clinically retarded, otherwise he won't be able to even grasp any of his classes.

Chris only hid it because he thought the trolls would try to ruin his relationship. He didn’t see anything wrong with it and even was playful with Null about it and wanted him to know. The fact he looks happy and feels smug over his arrest shows that he views this as perfectly normal. His incestuous comments over the years only back this up.

When was he ever able to keep his mouth shut about getting laid? But the fact that even then he tried to pass it as some other woman shows that he isn't smart, but not clinically retarded.

 

[DubbleBubble]

I'm curious to know too what drew him to incest. Porn? Desperation? The emotional incest is a possible precursor but I'm not comvinced yet that it was what turned the relationship sexual. Intrusive thoughts about topics like incest are characteristic of some mental disorders like OCD but they are usually unwelcome. I would say "hopefully Chris writes a book someday that sheds light on his thought process" but if he did it would just be about Sonichu and dimemsional merge shit.

True and honest? It was probably just the fact that his completely defenseless, out of it mother was a familiar, readily accessible and easy to control source of vagina. I don't really think it's more than that. Chris has never had any real sense of morality or societal norms so when Chris wants something, Chris goes for it. As long as it's not too far out of his comfort zone and not too much work.

 

[Tranimal Farm]

It'll be interesting if any Christorical figures end up commenting on what's happening, especially given that it seems we're teetering towards the end.

If Christorians had any say they'd have to bring up the fact that Barb would make Chris sleep in the same bed and spoon with her, and would threaten to kill herself if Chris refused, as if this whole situation wasn't a fucking tangled mess of responsibility in the first place.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

If you wanna see someone really low functioning, look at Taz. If Chris basically has poor understanding of some things, Taz can't even comprehend some concepts. Yes, Chris isn't smart, but he is not clinically retarded, otherwise he won't be able to even grasp any of his classes.


When was he ever able to keep his mouth shut about getting laid? But the fact that even then he tried to pass it as some other woman shows that he isn't smart, but not clinically retarded.

I’m not saying Chris is clinically retarded. He’s just really stupid and lacks knowledge of various things. Chris is a spoiled retard who lacks common sense and the most functioning things are more on par of a teenager’s skillset than a grown man

 

[Dovahshit]

He probably would be rich if he'd sell his god damned LEGOs, but we all know that ain't happening.

lego's sell for a damn good price these days.
also
i swear to lucifer, this motherfucker stood in our newspaper, (netherlands, de telegraaf)
unreal

translation: " christine weston chandler, known from youtube as chris chan, is arrested on sunday on suspection of incest,
a call leaked on friday morning where the youtube personality may have said that She had sex with her mother,
barbara may have dementia"

 

[kalma]

Does anyone know if they segregate due to Autism, etc in prison?

I apologize if this has been answered, I caught up, but might have missed something.

I can’t answer for VA, and I’m also speaking more along the lines of state facilities (once someone is convicted and sentence is over a year though it might be similar for county but depends on jurisdiction, there is less uniformity)

in NYS, the larger facilities have what is called a MHU, or mental health unit, where, as my father who worked one puts it, the put the “bugs.” This is either for acute and short term episodes but some are prone to stay longer. I would suspect this is a thing throughout most states to cover for liability of prisons putting vulnerable individuals in general pop.

what is telling for me, though again refers to a NYS facility, he used to tell me how people with simply behavioral/violent issues were sent there who belonged in SHU (special housing, or “the box.”) why this stands out is that there is a subjectivity to who can be placed here, I feel, where it doesn’t have to fit more objective diagnostic criteria and is based on case-by-case reasoning meaning someone like CWC would likely fit a unit like this.

 

[Chazzed Up]

True and honest? It was probably just the fact that his completely defenseless, out of it mother was a familiar, readily accessible and easy to control source of vagina. I don't really think it's more than that. Chris has never had any real sense of morality or societal norms so when Chris wants something, Chris goes for it. As long as it's not too far out of his comfort zone and not too much work.

Incest is such a fundamental social norm to break, I mean it's even something that most people feel instinctively. I doubt there are many cultures where parent/child incest is embraced. It is somewhat of a universal, probably evolutionary. Really speaks to Chris's mind being on another planet.

 

[LargeChoonger]

You must be completely stupid if you think Chris is functional. Chris is a complete retard who can’t comprehend common sense and even simple things like basic geography. Chris doesn’t understand many things that would be easy for a child to know and also is extremely delusional. If he were this normal he wouldn’t have been extorted out of $6,000 because two people threatened to destroy his completely imaginary town.

He can (barely) drive a car, work a banking system, and purchase food for himself. He may be functioning on an extremely basic level, but he is functioning. He more than likely was well aware of what he was doing

 

[Happy Fish]

It is indeed interesting that he wanted Null to find out. He's really got to be deep in the hole of delusion to think that wouldn't be an issue. Still, Chris usually isn't that great at keeping secrets and I would expect if he was nailing someone less controversial, he would at least blab about it to someone he trusted. A month is a long time to be fucking someone when you are Chris and have never had a real relationship with someone who wasn't a catfish.

I'm curious to know too what drew him to incest. Porn? Desperation? The emotional incest is a possible precursor but I'm not comvinced yet that it was what turned the relationship sexual. Intrusive thoughts about topics like incest are characteristic of some mental disorders like OCD but they are usually unwelcome. I would say "hopefully Chris writes a book someday that sheds light on his thought process" but if he did it would just be about Sonichu and dimemsional merge shit.

I don't think he wanted Null to find out who because he disguised the age as 50+. As for what drove him to this point, proximity, desperation, delusion, and a dash of "love is love" bullshit. That last bit being the only explanation I can think of that checks out as to why he would see this as normal. I doubt he was sexually abused himself due to how sheltered he used to act.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

Chris only hid it because he thought the trolls would try to ruin his relationship. He didn’t see anything wrong with it and even was playful with Null about it and wanted him to know. The fact he looks happy and feels smug over his arrest shows that he views this as perfectly normal. His incestuous comments over the years only back this up.

Chris wrote to Null, and I quote:
"This relationship was something I have extensively given much, much deep thought and within myself. I had foreseen this among the infinite possible outcomes long ago. I no longer believe in labels that would hinder, and I do not listen to those shadows. This was of my own choice and acceptance, and I have no regrets. This feels right and good with I, and her."
[Emphasis added.]

Especially those two middle parts make it clear that he was well aware of how his actions would be perceived and that it is wrong. None of these statements make any sense whatsoever under the presumption that he was not seeing anything wrong with it. Here:

It's something he had to "think about extensively", cause he knows it's not considered to be okay to pork your own mom. He would not feel a need to emphasize that he had to mull things over, if he thought this was okay from the getgo, he would have just done it without thinking about possible consequences. It becomes very damning when considering how he follows that up:

He chose to ignore the "labels", cause he knows being a literal motherfucker is considered bad (to put it mildly) by everyone else. He knows how this is perceived, he knows it's considered taboo. This gets emphasized even further when he says that he chose to ignore "the shadows" that would presumably tell him no or that this is wrong. He knows that literally any non-sycopanth would tell him to suckstart a 12 gauge, if he asked them their opinion about fucking his geriatric mother.

He says he has "no regrets", if this was hunky dory in his mind, why could there be a possibility for regrets that he even needs to say that? If it's something that's okay to do, there is no need to point out that you don't regret doing it. He knew it could be wrong, he did it and he doesn't regret it (obviously, he didn't, otherwise he wouldn't have raped her with autistic regularity), cause it helped him get his rocks off and that's all that mattered to him. He didn't know whether it was okay or not to fuck his mom, he did it, it felt good and that's what mattered to him.
This assessment is easily validated by his last quoted statement. He says that it feels good and right. It is not right and good, but rather feels right and good. This statement literally only makes sense when it is at odds with any contrary point of view - ie: the opinion of the vast majority of people, that think fucking your own geriatric mom is bad.

It's clear as day. He knew it's considered bad. He knew it's not considered okay. He did it after thinking long and hard about it, decided to ignore the labels and even though he might have had scruples, he came to the conclusion that he did not regret it and that it feels right. There is absolutely no wriggle room in what he wrote.

[edit:] Also that turn of phrase that it is of his own choice and acceptance. What is there to accept if it isn't something bad? Literally the entire paragraph is one long "I did something bad, but it felt good, so I don't regret it", he repeats these verbal cues over and over and over again. How can this even be a point of debate when it is so blatantly obvious in his writing?
He teased Null with the details cause he was gloating about outsmarting everyone. He might not have guessed that anyone would call the cops on his ass, but he knew shit would hit the fan if he came out towards anyone not a sycopanth.[/edit]

If Chris was rich he'd probably be able to get a heavily reduced sentance through technicalities.

But lets be honest here, he's getting a public defender who will probably want this case over as quickly as possible so they can move onto other clients.

He has been handled with kid gloves by any previous judge. The trial is going to be a blood bath for Chris, especially if he maintains that raping his mom was totally a-okay.

 

[TurkishOreo]

Writer really thought crediting the accounts was a good idea.

Edit: Sneed and Chuck as police officers would be appreciated

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Chris wrote to Null, and I quote:
"This relationship was something I have extensively given much, much deep thought and within myself. I had foreseen this among the infinite possible outcomes long ago. I no longer believe in labels that would hinder, and I do not listen to those shadows. This was of my own choice and acceptance, and I have no regrets. This feels right and good with I, and her."
[Emphasis added.]

Especially those two middle parts make it clear that he was well aware of how his actions would be perceived and that it is wrong. None of these statements make any sense whatsoever under the presumption that he was not seeing anything wrong with it. Here:

It's something he had to "think about extensively", cause he knows it's not considered to be okay to pork your own mom. He would not feel a need to emphasize that he had to mull things over, if he thought this was okay from the getgo, he would have just done it without thinking about possible consequences. It becomes very damning when considering how he follows that up:

He chose to ignore the "labels", cause he knows being a literal motherfucker is considered bad (to put it mildly) by everyone else. He knows how this is perceived, he knows it's considered taboo. This gets emphasized even further when he says that he chose to ignore "the shadows" that would presumably tell him no or that this is wrong. He knows that literally any non-sycopanth would tell him to suckstart a 12 gauge, if he asked them their opinion about fucking his geriatric mother.

He says he has "no regrets", if this was hunky dory in his mind, why could there be a possibility for regrets that he even needs to say that? If it's something that's okay to do, there is no need to point out that you don't regret doing it. He knew it could be wrong, he did it and he doesn't regret it (obviously, he didn't, otherwise he wouldn't have raped her with autistic regularity), cause it helped him get his rocks off and that's all that mattered to him. He didn't know whether it was okay or not to fuck his mom, he did it, it felt good and that's what mattered to him.
This assessment is easily validated by his last quoted statement. He says that it feels good and right. It is not right and good, but rather feels right and good. This statement literally only makes sense when it is at odds with any contrary point of view - ie: the opinion of the vast majority of people, that think fucking your own geriatric mom is bad.

It's clear as day. He knew it's considered bad. He knew it's not considered okay. He did it after thinking long and hard about it, decided to ignore the labels and even though he might have had scruples, he came to the conclusion that he did not regret it and that it feels right. There is absolutely no wriggle room in what he wrote.


He has been handled with kid gloves by any previous judge. The trial is going to be a blood bath for Chris, especially if he maintains that raping his mom was totally a-okay.

I don’t disagree with you that Chris is aware it’s wrong but he doesn’t think that he’d get in trouble for it because if he knew that this relationship is wrong and illegal he wouldn’t have babbled about it to so many people. Chris probably viewed it as just a form of forbidden love rather than something fucked up and illegal. Chris believes in retarded fairy tale romance logic so he had to think it over as a forbidden love that society deems immoral (not questioning if it’s illegal.)

Like Chris makes sure not to do illegal things if he is aware it gets him in trouble, he didn’t think incest was illegal but just an act of forbidden love because Chris does have a concept of law and only knows what is right or wrong based on what the TV said.

If Chris had been told that fucking his mom could put him in prison and ban him from conventions and the like, he wouldn’t have done it. Of course he would never be told this because it’s common sense and not some sort of love that’s just considered taboo since he defended incest a lot as though it was love that should be accepted

 

[haunted vagina]

He probably would be rich if he'd sell his god damned LEGOs, but we all know that ain't happening.

If he ever gets out of prison or an institution it's pretty obvious that he needs a caretaker, appointed by the state or someone, who will place him in a structured environment away from vulnerable people, get him a job hauling shit in a warehouse, and manage his finances. He needs strict limits on how much plastic garbage he keeps around him and how much he spends on it. Selling off any games, toys, etc of value beyond the minimum he will be able to keep to start establishing a fund for his release should be part of it. Hoarding is about 17th on the list of his problems right now but it will need to be addressed if he's going to re-enter society.

 

[Cherenkovblue]

I would die laughing if some weens sent him CP to fuck with him and ended up with CP charges themselves from this investigation.

I'd die laughing if we found out six weeks from now that he was secretly exchanging CP with Ethan Ralph.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Like Chris makes sure not to do illegal things if he is aware it gets him in trouble, he didn’t think incest was illegal but just an act of forbidden love because Chris does have a concept of law and only knows what is right or wrong based on what the TV said.

Maybe in his mind crime is when someone is getting hurt, but he thought that Barb wanted it after all. No one is hurt - no crime then. Hell, this is exactly why he was defending mother and son who were charged for incest back in the day - "if both parties are consenting, then what's the problem".

 

[Cherenkovblue]

Chris wouldn't be charged with CP if he had lolicon on his phone. Now if he had genuine CP then yeah, absolutely;

We've been over this. Loli is "genuine CP" as far as the law is concerned. If someone finds it and wants to jam him up for it they will. Obscene pictures of little girls are obscene whether they're real or just drawings. 18 USC 1466A(b).

 

[Chazzed Up]

It's clear as day. He knew it's considered bad. He knew it's not considered okay. He did it after thinking long and hard about it, decided to ignore the labels and even though he might have had scruples, he came to the conclusion that he did not regret it and that it feels right. There is absolutely no wriggle room in what he wrote.

Yes, you are definitely right about his consciousness of guilt. I guess for me the better question would not be "did he know it was wrong" so much as "did he know how incredibly serious it is". He is used to slaps on the wrist, and moreover he has never to my knowledge been explained to that his behavior around women can be creepy. Since boundaries were never ingrained in him I imagine he thinks little of breaching those boundaries further and further over the years. Combined with his coomer tendencies and his description of raping his elderly mom as "something out of an anime or fanfiction", he seems to think that because incest is fetishized by some that doing it in real life isn't a serious problem. And we already know the line between fiction and reality doesn't exist for him.

Ultimately I think that while he knew he would come under scrutiny, I bet it did not cross his mind how much trouble it could get him in. Or he wouldn't have shared it with multiple people... or with anyone for that matter.