Chris court appearance

[Eichsterd123]

Oh my god, this idiot really thought they'd let him out to stop by home and get some toys???? What the fuck. That's retarded even for him. He really doesn't seem to grasp the gravity of the situation he's in right now

destory it all. it will shatter him more than barbs pelvis

 

[Holiday Special]

Is Chris still on hormones? Will he continue to get them in prison?

 

[BrieLarsonFan2004]

I can't really feel sorry for Barb, she is a large reason why Chris became this way, if not the biggest reason. Barb made her bed and Chris raped her in it

 

[Seeking a cute anime girl]

Imagine it, Chris goes to jail and when he finally gets out he discovers that all his toys are gone. That will be one hell of tantrum

 

[Epic Fail Man]

Everyone, Shut up.

 

[Quaver]

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Is it really that much to ask of Chris to not act like a retard for once in his life? I don't think he was even this retarded in his court case with Snyder (barring the slander) and that GameStop employee.

So yeah, I'd like to see him institutionalized, but he's probably gonna be jailed at this rate.

Lol ever since wining the Sonic contest as a kid Chris has always been under the impression that the world owes him something and is entitled to special treatment. The fact that he’s surprised he can’t collect his toys and get his affairs in order is not surprising to me whatsoever.

 

[Euler's identity]

Don't be posting about any plans concerning the trial or his next court appearance. The officials will have their eyes wide open to any fuckery, especially with the media interest in this now.

 

[George Beorge]

The neighbors are probably long sick and tired of the Chandlers, and all the more glad Chris is finally gone for good and ain't coming back.
If Barb doesn't end up coming back home, the mortgage payments will never be paid and the bank will almost certainly start foreclosure proceedings in the near future. Chris might end up being released from prison in some distant future and end up coming back to 14 Branchland only to witness someone else living there or the house being entirely bulldozed if the bank decides it's not worth the upkeep.

If I was rich I would buy the place from the bank and sell all his trinkets for a fortune
Or convert it into a Chris Chan Museum

 

[mario if smoke weed]

Get fucked trannies.

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I wonder if we'll get articles complaining about this decision, considering how people have complained about not respecting Chris's pronouns. I dare the left-leaning journos to try.

 

[Zebedee]

Everyone, Shut up.

No.

 

[PsychoNerd054]

what’s the point of going to his home and getting his shit?

That's besides the point here. Like some others had said, it literally shows that Chris does not understand just how serious his actions were, just like how he seemed not show much concern in the Ethan Ralph recordings. It's a behavior he's kept up since the beginning of his internet presence, and it finally came to bite him in the ass.

 

[Killowaaa]

I feel for the DA's office and the state of Virginia as a whole, the last thing anyone involved wants is this shit to hit the main main stream imagine chris being broadcast Nationwide on a Fox news segment or some shit... but if this does blow up the normies are in for a treat

 

[Mason Verger]

Haha I looked up when the next MLP thing was coming out and it looks like there’s both a movie AND new series coming out in September. it’ll fucking kill him lol. This is the shit that will drive him mad. Missing out on aaaall that pop culture garbage.

 

[eggchildben]

I find it curious he says he won't 'feel safe' until he looks after his stuff. Just a weird choice of word, like if he doesn't get to them the world will end or something

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Barredo said due to the nature of the offense alleged and the fact that there appears to be a personal danger to the defendant and to the public at large he remanded her held without bond until the preliminary trial, scheduled for Sept. 16 at 10 a.m.

At least the judge is looking out for Barb

 

[Professor Iris]

Note at the outbursts:

It's not: "Where is my mom?" or "Your honor, I am so sorry for what I've done."
It's: "I want my stuff back," and "Respect my pronouns!"

Also, in classical Chris fashion, he proved to the judge through his petulant temper tantrum, that yes, he IS a danger to the public at large, by showing how mentally unhinged he is.

Fuck you, Chris. Welcome to hell.

 

[Ginger Piglet]

Sounds like he thought they would be cool and let him out long enough to secure his property and then he could just come back to jail. Like a jail recess. In exchange for his right to bond that would let him stay out of jail and free to do whatever he wants with his property until the trial.

It's almost like he doesn't mind being in there but is really, really concerned about his toys being fucked with.

Try to look at it from his broke-brained viewpoint. This whole business of being arrested and Court hearings and stuff isn't real. Only that which takes place in Dimension C-197 is real. That means he needs the hoard to be sure that this is really happening.

Imagine Chris getting sent away for years, getting out, then traveling to the house in Ruckersville, only to find it sold to new owners who have remodeled and thrown away all of the hoard...

That might be the mother of all spergouts. I could totally see him trying to force himself inside screaming that it's his home.

THAT IS MY HOUSE

Though this is of course assuming he doesn't get Deliverance'd to catatonia in the showers. "I hear you're a boyfriend free girl. Well *slurp* I'm, a girlfriend free boy. You got a real purty mouth. Now lemme hear you squeal like a Rosechu."

 

[RVNX]

Imagine it, Chris goes to jail and when he finally gets out he discovers that all his toys are gone. That will be one hell of tantrum

How long until his jail cell suffers from a Keurig incident

 

[A Money Creature]

Is Chris still on hormones? Will he continue to get them in prison?

No. Chris mentioned a while ago that he stopped taking any type of pills or medication. He won't get them in prison either.

 

[Morally Reprehensive]

It's clear that in this moment his delusion has been broken.
Before he was smiling because he thought it would be just like the other times he was arrested.
He thought he would go in front of the judge and be able to go home with his mother and everything would be okay.
This is the first time I believe his delusion has been broken

From the perspective of an autist, this meltdown was to be expected. Autistic people don’t handle change well, which is why shit like Sonic’s arms and the new MLP is such a federal fucking issue for Chris. Without his home, his toys, his Mom, these constants in his life…things are just going to go downhill from here. This is going to absolutely destroy him. His biggest concern right now is his shit because toys are one of the few constants in his life that brings him comfort and that’s the reason he blows all of his money on them. Not to mention he’s a serial hoarder and not having his possessions is definitely fucking with him. Without his stuff, he’s just gonna rage harder and harder.

I’d feel a bit more empathy here if he didn’t rape his mom and all. He’s fucked, emotionally and legally.