Chris court appearance

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If I was rich I would buy the place from the bank and sell all his trinkets for a fortune
Or convert it into a Chris Chan Museum
Oh yeah that'll make the neighbors happy... Chris-Chan finally gone... now, the Chris-Chan Museum! Ween Mecca.

And you gotta admire how based Chris is standing up to the jerkudge. Most of us wouldn't have the bent dick to do that.
 
I find it curious he says he won't 'feel safe' until he looks after his stuff. Just a weird choice of word, like if he doesn't get to them the world will end or something
Saying he doesn't 'feel safe' is the magic words that will let him get what he wants. Mostly because he misunderstood what the judge was talking about.

He probably also thought if he could get his stuff, he could get all of this taken care of and be out in time to get to Everfree NW. I wonder if he realizes he'll be in jail for a month after it ends...
 
Oh no. OH NO! CHRIS WHAT DID YOU FUCKING DO!?

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Imagine Chris getting sent away for years, getting out, then traveling to the house in Ruckersville, only to find it sold to new owners who have remodeled and thrown away all of the hoard...

That might be the mother of all spergouts. I could totally see him trying to force himself inside screaming that it's his home.
someone photoshop the final scene of planet of the apes to be 14BC instead of the statue of liberty
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Haha I looked up when the next MLP thing was coming out and it looks like there’s both a movie AND new series coming out in September. it’ll fucking kill him lol. This is the shit that will drive him mad. Missing out on aaaall that pop culture garbage.
Not to mention how he essentially failed to control anything regarding G5 MLP like he planned, and never will. The thought of that would drive him bonkers.
 
How does it work with his possessions? What will happen to the ones at the motel, and the ones at home if the house is sold to pay for Barb going into care?
The stuff in the motel will almost certainly be tossed out if it hasn't been already except for stuff police have taken that may include evidence(meaning basically every electronic device and rewriteable storage, any notebooks, and any sex related items). Police have likely also taken these same types of items from the home to search through for evidence, but anything left will probably get cleared out when the home is sold, tossed into a dumpster unless the buyer of the home is aware of the potential value of some of the trash. More likely it gets completely cleaned out, renovated, and becomes a non-descript suburban home that remains the same shape(or has additions if the notoriety stays high), gets new siding and roof. Your best bet is attempting to look in the local dump after the trash is collected at the motel and after the house is sold, presuming it isn't rendered complete trash by the garbage processing.
 
Note at the outbursts:

It's not: "Where is my mom?" or "Your honor, I am so sorry for what I've done."
It's: "I want my stuff back," and "Respect my pronouns!"

Fuck you, Chris. Welcome to hell.
It’s not like we expected anything different at this point, but it’s hilarious to watch him get taken apart by the bloodhounds that are the courts of West Virginia.
 
"Chandler again interrupted the judge saying “she.” The judge said he was reading from the state statute itself."

I got to admit reading this is fucking hilarious
I would have said, " I have two eyes, two ears, and a fucking nose". What kind of judge has to judge someone's gender by papers?
 
I find it curious he says he won't 'feel safe' until he looks after his stuff. Just a weird choice of word, like if he doesn't get to them the world will end or something
It's part of the extremely online lefty playbook. When you're backed into a corner, accuse the other side of making you feel "unsafe" which makes YOU the bad guy. Everything else Chris tried - the autism card, the tranny card, the harassment card - are all part of that same playbook.
 
Maybe this is just the wake up call he needs. Regardless of whether he goes to jail or some to psychiatric institution he's going to be medicated and have some rules and discipline. He is not that old. Maybe, just maybe, he could improve a bit although I'm pretty sure he will revert back as soon as he gets out. All this assuming he doesn't just get house arrest, which I doubt.
There will be no wake up call, either the 'tism continues unabated or she becomes so heavily medicated that she's a walking zombie, prison, institution, or supervised release.
 
I would have said, " I have two eyes, two ears, and a fucking nose". What kind of judge has to judge someone's gender by papers?
It’s a shame that the context of that comment would have been lost on everyone but him. Probably explains why he’s so resistant to outside influence. (At least in part)
 
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