Chris court appearance

[SaidNoOneEver]

it wont be his home after about 3 months. it will be redecorated and put on the market. it might be six months depending on the area

Imagine the poor fool that buys that plays when he gets out 10 years from now and decides to go "home".

 

[Haint]

If the walls had eyes, we need to burn them down as a mercy killing for all they have been forced to endure.

There is a non-zero chance a ween will grant your wish.

 

[SlipNHonk]

The comments on that article are exactly what you'd expect.
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Behold; The weens and their originality

 

[Junkymunky]

His toys at his house are gunna be stolen by trolls who burglarize his house when the police finish their investigation of his house.

Doesn't he live in a townhouse/apartment community? I'm pretty sure the neighbors/police are watching it closely with the amount of notoriety surrounding it...although criminals aren't the brightest I can imagine some sport getting caught smashing a window at 2am and getting caught quickly in the near future, hell I put money on a break in attempt coming.

 

[Helvítis Túristi]

I thought it was names ending in -stein that were stereotypically jewish.

It can be both, but ending in berg doesn't always mean their jewish. Which is why I said usually.

 

[dankeybong]

Chandler interrupted the proceedings saying “I’m famous on the internet” loudly,

Extremely BASED behavior.

 

[ChingChong]

I'm sure the reason for his outburst about getting his toys was because the police officer(s) that interrogated him kind of played the idea that if he talked to them, they will "see what they can do about his things."

 

[Ser Ciappelletto]

It can be both, but ending in berg doesn't always mean their jewish. Which is why I said usually.

The name Berg brings to my mind Gothenburg, the large city in Sweden. I doubt Mr. Heilberg is Jewish.

 

[Zebedee]

He can shart to disastrous results just fine without his crystals.

True, it’s just a shame he never used that taser on his crystals, like he said he would. He came so close to the merge, yet so far…

 

[Emma Millstein]

Chris acting out might actually be beneficial to his defense. He's showing zero remorse and more concerned about other things. I'm not a lawyer and not really sure how this all works, but if they're able to bring in evidence that solidifies that, with his autistic diagnosis, along with some shred of evidence that Barb is lucid and may have instigated it I imagine a Not Guilty plea could be within the realm of possibility. Either way, this is just speculation but I'm dying to know how the trial plays out and what his lawyer goes with for a defense.

 

[Freak Shit]

The comments on that article are exactly what you'd expect.
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>I hope the police zap her to the extreme with tazers
Come on man the electric chair joke was right there

 

[Fareal]

Fellow lawfags, a moment of silence for David Heilberg, please.

Whenever we internally relive the most soul crushing battles of our professional careers, at least we can say this: we were not required to defend Chris on charges of raping Barb.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

his family or his community. Chandler again interrupted the judge saying “she.” The judge said he was reading from the state statute itself.

Sounds like a run of the mill troon response to me.

 

[Disheveled Human]

So basically this guy has no idea what is going on. I would be surprised if his lawyer cannot argue for him being placed in the loony bin. Halfway houses are arguably worse then just going to prison under protective custody.

 

[Alba gu brath]

Reckon this is all going to play out simply. Chris will argue that when he fecked the auld lassie, he was whatever wee oc character he fancies being at the time, therein technically, he wasn't the one fecking and thus cannae be convicted, meaning his lawyer will go the right of not guilty due to insanity. On the other hand, the prosecutors can easily argue the same thing as his lawyer, but go harsher with the sentencing. So either way, Chris is finally going to the place he really should have been to start with.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Is Chris going to go "Attica! Attica!"

 

[The Iconoclast]

What does Chris need from his home? His medallion?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Oh no. OH NO! CHRIS WHAT DID YOU FUCKING DO!?

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Can't find the original article, which is strange.

 

[EvaPer0n]

I don't think Chris is in denial. He has at least some inkling of the deep shit he's in. The fixation on getting his toys is a coping mechanism. What is clear is that he has no guilt or regret about raping his mom.

 

[awoo]

Fellow lawfags, a moment of silence for David Heilberg, please.

Whenever we internally relive the most soul crushing battles of our professional careers, at least we can say this: we were not required to defend Chris on charges of raping Barb.

I would offer to buy him a drink just for having to wrangle this tard.