Louie on Tiddy Skittles would be awesome! Just to watch him shoot up to 650lbs instead of 500lbs and see all his lard-ass related health issues spiral out of control. Constantly in and out of the hospital for more Diabetic Ulcers, neuropathy, strokes, cardiac issues, arterial stints and shunts, amputations...all because he wanted to take his "I'm a tranz gurl, yinz guise!" grift to the next level and refuses to actually maintain a healthy lifestyle. The Trainz Crown Fudd hasn't been paying out much lately, after all.
And another first of the month arrives, another new personal computing device is ordered under the lie that a generous friend donated it to Louie. It's like fucking clockwork. Like Old Faithful in Yellowstone. As predictable as the rising sun. I still can't understand how people don't realize he's on some kind of welfare or government disability assistance. Momma Gags obviously got her little tard nugget some kinda SpEd welfare during his college years, probably some time around when they were both interviewed for that news story and she was bragging about "how well he's doing". How do people still not see it? It's as simple as putting two and two together.
And Louie really needs to step up his retarded laughingstock game if he wants to be a lolcow competitor. Chris Chan just got arrested for having incestuous sex with his mother and violating an Emergency Protective Order by keifing $750 dollary-doos from her bank account. What do you think Louie might do to try to trump CWC? Assault his mother? Kill his family while in the throes of an entitled tard tantrum?
Then there is Louie Gagliardi, who will never be either a hero or a legend. The best he will ever manage will be as a cautionary tale and an example of how to utterly fail at everything. Louie Gagliardi: How NOT to Live Your Life