Orbiter Ashton Joel Parks / People's Populist Press / PPP - Ethan Ralph and Nicholas J Fuentes' professional a-log, fat, churchless, starfish exhibitionist and abortionist, has a diet of potato chips and allegedly killed a cat, he is FATTTTT. 🕯️🐱🕯️

Should the thread be moved to deathfats after Ethan Ralph dies?


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You guys convinced me. This weight loss saga will be the most viewed series on his channel. It will be more fun than Chaggot, the Fuentes stuff, or Cooking with Surfer. I truly understand kino and nectar now. Thank you.
We're getting weekly gunt reveals on PPP, King of Pol and Gahoole out of this. That's pretty jokes even without the unknown megagunts thrown in
 
We're getting weekly gunt reveals on PPP, King of Pol and Gahoole out of this. That's pretty jokes even without the unknown megagunts thrown in
Gunt reveals are only kino if the gunted doesn't realize or want their gunt shown though.

All these guys are doing is trying to capture the magic of the original gunt reveal but it can't be done it was lightning in a bottle.
 
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̴̟͇̅̿̃ͧ͗
̵̰͚̑͊c̗͚̟ͩ̒ͨ̐ȅ̸̜̪́ņ̰͈̭̼͚͕͕̎̓̓͑̓ͪs͓e̙̓o͈̭͔͛͂̿͑ͮ̚̕
̹̝̺̤̤̻̙ͩ̌
̇̉̂҉̪v̳̼̌̀ȅ̖̂̐͊͑̓͌ņ̯̬̮tͬͥͥ̽҉̖r͚̞̦̗̠͓͚ͪ̋̄̋̄͗̄e̗͓͈͇̽̋̇ͫ̃̔͘m͍̙̪̜̓̓͞
̩͙͓̹͒̋͋̊̿
̰͉͒N̹̦͔̝͕͇̞ủ̩̫͚̃̋̿͊l̼̜̫̜ͯ͐̒l̿̓͒͌̄i͉̖̱̫̹ͨuͦͬ́̔̐҉͎̳̳̳̹̱s̵̙̟̘̞͂ͮ
̟͉͆̇̈͞
͙̪̇͢p͎̳̍ͭͧ̆̑r̸͉̬̍͗̍ͣ̂e̲̖̖̓͛͐ͅŝ̫̎̄ͨe̘̲̺̜̩̎̑̒̏̅̾ͭn̊ͬͤ̇ͧ̌t͓͙̖ͭ͂ͦ̓̋e̸̲͍̝̹͒̇ͦ̀ͣn̖̄̈́ͤ̎̌d̲̲̝̲̯͔̑̌͠a͔̙͙̥̤͓͌́͢m̨̲̙͍̹͌ͅ
͇͚͍͓̲ͨ̓͒ͪ̐̇̽
̥̲͕ͦ̓͘è̫̞͔̩ͣͬ̔͒ͣs̛̟̿̑̎͑s̰͈̬̞̞͈͙ͨ̓̍e̟̥̗̖̱̬ͣ͛ͪ̔͜!̢̮̪̝̟̺̓̈́̏


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̿ͫ̇͊͏̧̨͓̮c̪͕̙̠͙̥̫͎̃̾̊e̷̦̣̣͓̗͗͐̽̍̑ͥ̍̏́͢t̝̽ͧ̎ͅe̴̝̬̺̭͉͚̲͙͐̌̆ͤͪ̃͘r͋̂͆͑ͥ͆̋͊҉̡̘̳̣͓͘ű̿̈̅͋̇̿̀̅͏҉̱̩̳̠̰̟̕m̸̭̤̟ͮ̋̑̔͐̉̄̿̿͘͝ͅ
͖͕͉̹̳̘̞͒̄͟ͅ
̝͓̟̺̜ͭ̒ͩ͡c̢͙̱͍̹̲͂ͤ̄eͪͭ́̃̾҉̬n̩͈͈̘̜̦ͮ̈́͛s̸̝͉̬̳̖̒ͯͦ̀ͦͯ͘ͅe̘̦̞̘̹ͮͯ̂͌̆͋̋̎̚o̷̻̤̹͓̭̳͓̿̓̊̇ͩͯ͘͢
̱̭͒ͭͨ
̡̤̈̓͑ͯv̢̾̓̀ͮͯ͆͂͏͚͕̘͟e̲͕͉̲̯̹͎͚ͨͪn̴̳̱̰͎͓͇̟̦̝̋̌͌͂͂ͤͪ́tͩ̿ͥ͆͑ͫ҉̯̺͜r̢̈̾̌̃̚͏̰̼ë̟̫́͆m̗̝̞͍ͬ̅̾ͯ̓̌͟͡
̻̖͓̙ͯ̔̐ͮ̀̚͜
͍̠͇͑͋̕N̴͎̹ͤ̃û̺̠͕̫̀͘ļ͔̫̹ͤ̅ͫ̍͗͜ͅl͕̇ͮ̑̏̀́i̡͕̤̥̇́̓̚u̷̢̩͙̥͈͎̮͕̞ͧͣ͑̍̚ͅs̷̮ͨ́͟
͌҉͍̱̠̭̠̮͕
̡̛͕̤̦̑ͦp̦͖̦̰̩̥͙̰̆̀ͦ̂̚r̴̸͔̯̰̄͐e̷̛̤̳͚̳͓̪̳ͬ͠s̀ͦͫͯͧͥ̇҉̮̜̱̰͟e̵̡͔͍̹͖͈̝͚ͭͬ̓ͦ̌͆̒͌̚n̢̹͍͚͕͉̟͍ͦͦ̓̌͒̀t̶͈̯̂͝ė̢̝̰͓̩̗̪̼̉̉ͮͦņ̵̺̥̳̜̼̣͔̠̉͋ͤͥͧ͂̏̕d̟̯̀̀ͮ͊ͤ́a̻̱̳͎͗̈̓ͮ̽̋͟m̟͔͉̺̏ͯͫ̆
̥̰̯̱͍̟̬̥ͫͯ̈̀̆̃̚
̧͈̼͉̟͉͕͇̰̋͐̆̌͗ͬ̂ͨͭe͉̯ͣ̇͊̈́͑͑s̡͇ͤ͘s̞̼̼̥̩̝͍̔͒͋͘e̤͇̲̮̙̗̮ͯͦ!̵̵͍͖̞̭̿ͩ̂ͭ̂̿ͦ͢


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̧̨̫͉̰̣̤͓͉̼͈͆̽̃̍͆͢ͅc̴̡͓̥̝͉̰̖͈̗̫̳͓̯͈̐̈́̃͛̃͛ͧ̄͊̆̀͘͡e̛ͤͫ̾̉ͣ͂͂̾̒ͧ͋ͩ̈̓͠͏͎̭̮̣̗̘̹͈͍̘͍ͅţ̢͚̥̦̯̟̟͇̰͍̘͎͍͍̞̏ͪͯ̍ͥͩ̄̏ͥͪ̊ͭ͘͝e̶̅͂ͧͧ̅ͦͤ̈ͣ̒͋ͦ͊̄̓̓̚҉̥̭͔̥̬̘͉̬͓̗͉̰͈̯̤ͅͅr̶̵̝̲͚͚̼̠͈͈ͭͧ̈̍̉ͫ͐̔̒̋̆̽ͥ̆̊̊̚ủ͂̅͋̄̒ͣ̊ͧ͌͒ͧ̌͐̔ͮͥ̆̚͡͏̫̤͔̥͓̤͘m̡̡̖̝̪̖̐ͭ̽̓͗̓ͣ̾̋͌̊͒ͭ͋ͬ̀͟
̴̡̢̝͓̖̘̝͓͎̻̖̖͊ͩ̂̽̄̋̍̃ͭ͛ͧ̿̎̀̕͡
͙̜̻̏ͩ̈́͂́͋ͮ̅̉ͫͦ̉̀͘ͅc̴̶̵̹̻̝͙͚̭̯̔ͯ͆̑͂͒̓̇̇̀͞ẹ̷̩̣̩̜̣̤̤̰̝̲ͪ̓̄͗̈̐̃ͯ͝͠ͅn̠̞̬͕̠͓̟͓̤̿̊͆̅ͦͩ̂͐̐͐̓͋͛̉ͩ́͢͢s̡͎̪̺̫͐̂̋̍̓̚͡͡ͅë̵̉̾ͣ̇͑̃ͦͪ͐҉͕̪̯͍̲̪͝ơ̛̝̤̮̫͓̰͚͌͂ͫͫ͊ͮ̚͜͟
̅̓̑ͯͯ͛͟҉̼͈͇̲̘͖̩̼̞̥́
ͥ͗̐̆͛ͩ̽̋ͮͣ̀̓̎͛̚҉͡͏̪̜̮̬̘̯̲̼͚͍̤̬v̵̧ͮ̎̏ͬ̈̾̒̍̊̑̔͌͒̂͂̚͏͎̹̝̲̥̫̝͔̬̟ͅe̷͔̯͈̬̣̙͉̰̻̹̳̠̳͇̽̽̌̔̕͘ͅͅn̷̶̸̿ͫ́̓ͭ͊͌̐ͯ̎̉ͪ͑ͤ̔ͭ̂̈́҉̺̫̟̣̫̯̖͚͓̝̭̫tͬ̎̅̿̇̾̾̐̀ͮ҉̜͎͉̲͎̘̩̳̲͉͙̳̮̲r̨̮̯̤̤̠̰ͥ͌́̋̃̇ͯͦ̆̓͋͌ͬ̔̿ͪ̎ẻ̢͚̘͔̬̮̘̜̹̰̹͚̳̔ͨͨ͋̏̃ͩ̇͗͆̎̄̈́̓̚̚̚̕͢m̵̙͙̞̗̫̺̖ͣ͐̎ͩ̏̽̇͑̄̃̋ͯ͋ͤ̎̓ͣ̈́̚͘͟
̶͒̐̈́̃ͯ͂̚͘҉͇̞͚̗̲̲͎̲̠͇̤̫̲̩̱̝͓ͅ
̢̑ͬ͋̓̃ͧͧ̂͛̐̿͒̓͒̄̂ͧ͑̚͟͢͏̥̬͉͎͕̳̤̫͓̤̠̭̠̬ͅN̷ͧͯ͆̌͌̅ͩ̑̉̒̇̎̓ͤ͊̀̚͏͖͈̘͎̱̟̺̺̯͈̗̘̬̣̳̦̜́ͅu̢̠̫̤̼̣͚̯̳̗̗͉̭̜̳̓ͮ̒̊͆̑ͧ͒ͨ̅ͮ̓͋̾ͤ̏ͩ̚͝ͅl̃ͨͨ̃̃͒͛͊̐̓ͦ͐ͭ̐̔̚҉̬̪͇̻̺̞̣͕̮͚̮̥͚̘̬͙̣̹l̸̴̒ͫ̎͊̒̊̈́͆̊ͬ͆̐ͬ̄ͥ͐͒͏̯̖̤̜͎iͪͩ͑̚͘͠҉̮͙̫̳̝̹̜̰u͎̪̳̬͖͍̭̬͙̞͇͇̭̬̫̩ͧ́̂́ͥ́ͣ͗̐͞͠s̊̎͆ͨ͐̀͏̣̟̘̦̞͉͇̲̞̭̗̦ͅ
̶̢̨̩̞͉͈̩͖̘̹̺̘͕̫̀ͬ́͌̚
̷̢̣͎̭̣̺̝̥͙͂ͯ͗ͬ̍̓ͪ̀ͬͧͧ̓̎̈́̆̚p̨͓͍̜͔̩͍̝̥̲͇̻̖̺͛̿ͪ̃͋̀̚̕͢͜ͅͅr̛͎̖̺̭̠̥̠̹̠͇͍̖̪̱̜̳̈́̂ͬ͒̍ͤͨ͐̈́̿ͮ͂ͪ͘͡eͦ̽̉ͮ͏̶̼̙͉̝̠͉͖̦͙͈̱͇͍̝̙̰̤s͕͔̬̺̩̟̜͎̎̈ͮ̽̈́̈ͨ̔ͮͦ̋ͣͥ̆́̚̚͢e̢̹̱͇̣̥̬̪͔̪̹̻ͭ̉ͣ̎͐ͣ̆͋ͫ̈́ͭͤ̅ͦ͊́ņ͈̩͔̞̤̞̗̰̪̻̺̠̮́ͣͯͬ͂̏̆͌̕͠͝t̺̗̙̦͍̝̪̺̤̠̼̥͇̭͕͚̓̊ͬ̈ͯͦ͑̋ͭ̿͒ͭ͂̈͗̒́́́̚ẽ̌̓̒̐͛̾̆̉̈́͒ͤ̂͗̌͑̈́̚҉̤̫̣̠̜͉̳̙̥̜͖̝͡͝n̡̡̝̞͉͇͉̫̭̝͈̘̙̗̈̄͆̂ͥ̂̀d̸̢̺̫̻̪̩͓̻̟̘̫̬͓͍̣͍͓́ͧ̄͋ͯ̋͢ả̸̢̨̰̟̭͓̞̆̌̔͒́ͬ͒̽̇͊̀͞ͅm̢͕̦̘̩̣̣̑̇̿͊͘͞ͅͅ
̶̢̬̠̙͕̞̣̝̮̠͕̼̝͎̠͉͎͚̖͑̋̌̑ͪ̍ͭ͌͋ͩͮͭͮ̀́̚
̸̵̙͈͓̣̤͓̭́̌ͨ͗̽ͫ͊ͭ̃̔̔͂ͧͪ̀̚ͅe̷̵̷͇̠͖͓̮̭͖͋ͬ͛̚s̨̡̛̛͔̭͉̠̰͇̹̼͕͇̭̦̬̬ͤͩͯ͢s̷̭͖̩ͥ̋ͦ͂̇̚͘͜ͅę̴̸̧̘͇̗̖̲͉̯̟̰͉̂̅̅̂̆ͫ͘!̷̸̳̰͔͈̗̲͍̫͍̹͕͍̫̬͎͕͖͂͐̔ͭ̈́̂̆̊ͦ̇͗̽̾͗ͥ͞ͅ
 
ceterum
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ventrem
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̴̟͇̅̿̃ͧ͗
̵̰͚̑͊c̗͚̟ͩ̒ͨ̐ȅ̸̜̪́ņ̰͈̭̼͚͕͕̎̓̓͑̓ͪs͓e̙̓o͈̭͔͛͂̿͑ͮ̚̕
̹̝̺̤̤̻̙ͩ̌
̇̉̂҉̪v̳̼̌̀ȅ̖̂̐͊͑̓͌ņ̯̬̮tͬͥͥ̽҉̖r͚̞̦̗̠͓͚ͪ̋̄̋̄͗̄e̗͓͈͇̽̋̇ͫ̃̔͘m͍̙̪̜̓̓͞
̩͙͓̹͒̋͋̊̿
̰͉͒N̹̦͔̝͕͇̞ủ̩̫͚̃̋̿͊l̼̜̫̜ͯ͐̒l̿̓͒͌̄i͉̖̱̫̹ͨuͦͬ́̔̐҉͎̳̳̳̹̱s̵̙̟̘̞͂ͮ
̟͉͆̇̈͞
͙̪̇͢p͎̳̍ͭͧ̆̑r̸͉̬̍͗̍ͣ̂e̲̖̖̓͛͐ͅŝ̫̎̄ͨe̘̲̺̜̩̎̑̒̏̅̾ͭn̊ͬͤ̇ͧ̌t͓͙̖ͭ͂ͦ̓̋e̸̲͍̝̹͒̇ͦ̀ͣn̖̄̈́ͤ̎̌d̲̲̝̲̯͔̑̌͠a͔̙͙̥̤͓͌́͢m̨̲̙͍̹͌ͅ
͇͚͍͓̲ͨ̓͒ͪ̐̇̽
̥̲͕ͦ̓͘è̫̞͔̩ͣͬ̔͒ͣs̛̟̿̑̎͑s̰͈̬̞̞͈͙ͨ̓̍e̟̥̗̖̱̬ͣ͛ͪ̔͜!̢̮̪̝̟̺̓̈́̏


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͖͕͉̹̳̘̞͒̄͟ͅ
̝͓̟̺̜ͭ̒ͩ͡c̢͙̱͍̹̲͂ͤ̄eͪͭ́̃̾҉̬n̩͈͈̘̜̦ͮ̈́͛s̸̝͉̬̳̖̒ͯͦ̀ͦͯ͘ͅe̘̦̞̘̹ͮͯ̂͌̆͋̋̎̚o̷̻̤̹͓̭̳͓̿̓̊̇ͩͯ͘͢
̱̭͒ͭͨ
̡̤̈̓͑ͯv̢̾̓̀ͮͯ͆͂͏͚͕̘͟e̲͕͉̲̯̹͎͚ͨͪn̴̳̱̰͎͓͇̟̦̝̋̌͌͂͂ͤͪ́tͩ̿ͥ͆͑ͫ҉̯̺͜r̢̈̾̌̃̚͏̰̼ë̟̫́͆m̗̝̞͍ͬ̅̾ͯ̓̌͟͡
̻̖͓̙ͯ̔̐ͮ̀̚͜
͍̠͇͑͋̕N̴͎̹ͤ̃û̺̠͕̫̀͘ļ͔̫̹ͤ̅ͫ̍͗͜ͅl͕̇ͮ̑̏̀́i̡͕̤̥̇́̓̚u̷̢̩͙̥͈͎̮͕̞ͧͣ͑̍̚ͅs̷̮ͨ́͟
͌҉͍̱̠̭̠̮͕
̡̛͕̤̦̑ͦp̦͖̦̰̩̥͙̰̆̀ͦ̂̚r̴̸͔̯̰̄͐e̷̛̤̳͚̳͓̪̳ͬ͠s̀ͦͫͯͧͥ̇҉̮̜̱̰͟e̵̡͔͍̹͖͈̝͚ͭͬ̓ͦ̌͆̒͌̚n̢̹͍͚͕͉̟͍ͦͦ̓̌͒̀t̶͈̯̂͝ė̢̝̰͓̩̗̪̼̉̉ͮͦņ̵̺̥̳̜̼̣͔̠̉͋ͤͥͧ͂̏̕d̟̯̀̀ͮ͊ͤ́a̻̱̳͎͗̈̓ͮ̽̋͟m̟͔͉̺̏ͯͫ̆
̥̰̯̱͍̟̬̥ͫͯ̈̀̆̃̚
̧͈̼͉̟͉͕͇̰̋͐̆̌͗ͬ̂ͨͭe͉̯ͣ̇͊̈́͑͑s̡͇ͤ͘s̞̼̼̥̩̝͍̔͒͋͘e̤͇̲̮̙̗̮ͯͦ!̵̵͍͖̞̭̿ͩ̂ͭ̂̿ͦ͢


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̧̨̫͉̰̣̤͓͉̼͈͆̽̃̍͆͢ͅc̴̡͓̥̝͉̰̖͈̗̫̳͓̯͈̐̈́̃͛̃͛ͧ̄͊̆̀͘͡e̛ͤͫ̾̉ͣ͂͂̾̒ͧ͋ͩ̈̓͠͏͎̭̮̣̗̘̹͈͍̘͍ͅţ̢͚̥̦̯̟̟͇̰͍̘͎͍͍̞̏ͪͯ̍ͥͩ̄̏ͥͪ̊ͭ͘͝e̶̅͂ͧͧ̅ͦͤ̈ͣ̒͋ͦ͊̄̓̓̚҉̥̭͔̥̬̘͉̬͓̗͉̰͈̯̤ͅͅr̶̵̝̲͚͚̼̠͈͈ͭͧ̈̍̉ͫ͐̔̒̋̆̽ͥ̆̊̊̚ủ͂̅͋̄̒ͣ̊ͧ͌͒ͧ̌͐̔ͮͥ̆̚͡͏̫̤͔̥͓̤͘m̡̡̖̝̪̖̐ͭ̽̓͗̓ͣ̾̋͌̊͒ͭ͋ͬ̀͟
̴̡̢̝͓̖̘̝͓͎̻̖̖͊ͩ̂̽̄̋̍̃ͭ͛ͧ̿̎̀̕͡
͙̜̻̏ͩ̈́͂́͋ͮ̅̉ͫͦ̉̀͘ͅc̴̶̵̹̻̝͙͚̭̯̔ͯ͆̑͂͒̓̇̇̀͞ẹ̷̩̣̩̜̣̤̤̰̝̲ͪ̓̄͗̈̐̃ͯ͝͠ͅn̠̞̬͕̠͓̟͓̤̿̊͆̅ͦͩ̂͐̐͐̓͋͛̉ͩ́͢͢s̡͎̪̺̫͐̂̋̍̓̚͡͡ͅë̵̉̾ͣ̇͑̃ͦͪ͐҉͕̪̯͍̲̪͝ơ̛̝̤̮̫͓̰͚͌͂ͫͫ͊ͮ̚͜͟
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̷̢̣͎̭̣̺̝̥͙͂ͯ͗ͬ̍̓ͪ̀ͬͧͧ̓̎̈́̆̚p̨͓͍̜͔̩͍̝̥̲͇̻̖̺͛̿ͪ̃͋̀̚̕͢͜ͅͅr̛͎̖̺̭̠̥̠̹̠͇͍̖̪̱̜̳̈́̂ͬ͒̍ͤͨ͐̈́̿ͮ͂ͪ͘͡eͦ̽̉ͮ͏̶̼̙͉̝̠͉͖̦͙͈̱͇͍̝̙̰̤s͕͔̬̺̩̟̜͎̎̈ͮ̽̈́̈ͨ̔ͮͦ̋ͣͥ̆́̚̚͢e̢̹̱͇̣̥̬̪͔̪̹̻ͭ̉ͣ̎͐ͣ̆͋ͫ̈́ͭͤ̅ͦ͊́ņ͈̩͔̞̤̞̗̰̪̻̺̠̮́ͣͯͬ͂̏̆͌̕͠͝t̺̗̙̦͍̝̪̺̤̠̼̥͇̭͕͚̓̊ͬ̈ͯͦ͑̋ͭ̿͒ͭ͂̈͗̒́́́̚ẽ̌̓̒̐͛̾̆̉̈́͒ͤ̂͗̌͑̈́̚҉̤̫̣̠̜͉̳̙̥̜͖̝͡͝n̡̡̝̞͉͇͉̫̭̝͈̘̙̗̈̄͆̂ͥ̂̀d̸̢̺̫̻̪̩͓̻̟̘̫̬͓͍̣͍͓́ͧ̄͋ͯ̋͢ả̸̢̨̰̟̭͓̞̆̌̔͒́ͬ͒̽̇͊̀͞ͅm̢͕̦̘̩̣̣̑̇̿͊͘͞ͅͅ
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See it's like you don't even have the wherewithal to get some Tibetan chants to go along with the bhuddhist imagery. It's this kind of attention to detail which separates the wheat from the chaff. PPP thinks he's a Rinpoche but he's really just kyakpa.
 
Gunt reveals are only kino if the gunted doesn't realize or want their gunt shown though.

All these guys are doing is trying to capture the magic of the original gunt reveal but it can't be done it was lightning in a bottle.
Nothing will ever be the original gunt reveal. None of these bellies have the grizzled stretch marks that would automatically make you assume they were recently pregnant. Even Boogie's post-surgery belly doesn't look that disgusting

They are, however, voluntarily and painstakingly cataloging their exact obesity for just about half a year with visual aids. They are doing our work for us. This should be a goldmine for you, bud. You'll always have an image of PPP's gunt on full display, no more than 6 days out of date to throw in the thread with some sort of "this is my daddy" bottom text
 
no more than 6 days out of date to throw in the thread with some sort of "this is my daddy" bottom text
I don't think you realised I've moved on from alogging PPP and now am alogging his nutlickers. The nutlickers know and accept PPP is fat however they do not accept that they have his veiny sack in and around their mouths.

The memetic potential of a volunteered gunt is negligable and only works in so far as a comparison to Ralph. See believe it or not I have thought this through.
 
See it's like you don't even have the wherewithal to get some Tibetan chants to go along with the bhuddhist imagery. It's this kind of attention to detail which separates the wheat from the chaff. PPP thinks he's a Rinpoche but he's really just kyakpa.

SPERG ALMIGHTY . . .

 
I don't think you realised I've moved on from alogging PPP and now am alogging his nutlickers. The nutlickers know and accept PPP is fat however they do not accept that they have his veiny sack in and around their mouths.

The memetic potential of a volunteered gunt is negligable and only works in so far as a comparison to Ralph. See believe it or not I have thought this through.
Nah man you don’t get it. He’s fat and he is not ashamed. That’s super funny! Don’t question how or why. Or how the reaction is essentially what would make it funny. Just stop it.
 
I don't think you realised I've moved on from alogging PPP and now am alogging his nutlickers. The nutlickers know and accept PPP is fat however they do not accept that they have his veiny sack in and around their mouths.

The memetic potential of a volunteered gunt is negligable and only works in so far as a comparison to Ralph. See believe it or not I have thought this through.
Oh it's pretty obvious who you're alogging these days. I just didn't think you were going to leave freshly delivered and updated images of the face in the back fat unused for your memery
 
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You mean the Broccocolypse. I am putting together a video of my attempt to eat 1600 calories of broccoli tomorrow, 8-10 whole heads of broccoli, steamed. Looking at it against my pizza slide, there is no fucking way this is the same as a medium pizza, I might die.
Not raw broccoli? That's weak
 
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