Cultcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

AHAHAHAHAHAAAA! :unholy: Little does Docter Yayhoo know, that at our last kiwi farms meeting we pooled the money we stole through our fraudulent Beacon Ministries donations to post BAIL for our leader, CHRISTINE WESTON CHANDLER. She is laughing at him as we speak, laughing at how much money we have taken out of his hands by impersonating his ministry.

Blob the faggot is not an officer of the law, his security diploma is garbage and he holds no authority. He is respected so little that he needs to whine on the internet that the REAL cops saved him from the REAL man who ran him off the road.
 
THIS IS WAR! WE'RE NOW A TERRORIST GROUP NOW, GUYS! :jaceknife:

[Also titled: Talking about the police report for the road rage incident and KIWI Farms]​

"You will feel the full wrath of not just my god, but also the full wrath of law enforcement."

It's pretty obvious that Dr. Sr. Blobert L. McKim (the L is short for "winner") worships cops, but that line was egregious in its idolatry.
 
"You will feel the full wrath of not just my god, but also the full wrath of law enforcement."

It's pretty obvious that Dr. Sr. Blobert L. McKim (the L is short for "winner") worships cops, but that line was egregious in its idolatry.
It's a safe bet that Slob puts on all his lime green/yellow clothes and 'security' baseball cap and goes out behind his shed to (try to) jerk off while listening to his police scanner.

That explains his frequent excuse of '" I gotta get off here, I have things to do."
 
I think this entire Fake Security Guard stage could have been avoided if his mush mouthed dad would have simply bought him the tin badge that he cried for as a kid.
Then again, his dad didn't like him, just like the rest of us. He preferred his brother Mark.
 
One thing (besides being a pathological liar) that you can always count on Slob for is when he's caught being an asshole or is placed in an indefensible situation supported by facts, he defaults to the Big Guy in the Sky to be his 'venger.'

First, he said the cops would come to his rescue. That didn't work.
Then it was the FBI. Nope.
Then he tried 'I'll take a baseball bat to your computer, your monitor, your keyboard, and your brain." Spoken by an evangelist and a true man of God. Funny, I've never heard the Pope or the Dalai Lama threaten anyone with a baseball bat. Or even Slob's food bucket buddy and pal Jim (convicted felon/ex-con) Bakker. Nevertheless, that didn't work (because Slob is a sniveling coward who couldn't lift a baseball bat over his head without falling over backward and then laying on his back like a turtle. He'd be perfect in an "I've fallen and I can't get up' commercial.
Then he tried the Homeland Security route (he told us he's a member of Homeland Security), so he figured he could call his buddies in D.C. to help him out. That didn't pan out.
Then he tried "I'm an officer, badge #001." An officer from where? Delusionville?

Sooooooooo, when all else fails, Slob defaults back to the god will get you schtick.

If the Big Guy in the Sky was all-loving and all-powerful (according to hearsay and 2nd-hand information), you'd think, after he'd bailed out Slob's fat ass, that he'd look down from his magic cloud and say - Wow, all my folks are suffering too much, I better put an end this global pandemic.

I guess he's too busy doing other stuff to do either or both.

Slob's going to have to wait for his 'venger.'
 
Last edited:

I honestly thought he realised that it wasn't the real Chris contacting him years ago, but no.
Cross-posted to this thread about idiotic reactions to CWC's arrest.
Slob really doesn't get that trolls can pretend to be other people on the Netz.
 
Bob has said hundreds of times in his idiotic videos that he doesn't care what we think.
Actually it's all he really cares about.
The stupid, fat, delusional bastard would be much better off if he simply never read KiwiFarms again!
We know that'll never happen because HE DOES CARE WHAT THE HACKERS THINK AND SAY.
If you don't care what we say, stop reading it, you fucking moron!!!! We couldn't care less.
We will continue to laugh at your stupidity every time you post your idiotic theories, but you can ignore it.
You won't though, because you are obsessed with us and we are the only people on the planet that read your horse shit.
No one follows your ministry, you have never had a client at your soul clinic. You have never been asked to do security or traffic control. The national weather service has never contacted you about your ruler stuck in the ground outside your shit hole trailer.
You are the single biggest loser on the planet.
Think about it, you know I'm right!
Have a horrible day Bob. I know you will.
 
Bob has said hundreds of times in his idiotic videos that he doesn't care what we think.
Actually it's all he really cares about.
What better way to prove you don’t care about CERTAIN PEOPLE than to make literally hours worth of videos about how angry those people make you? Kiwi Farms controls Bob’s life, we dominate his thoughts 24/7 and he hates us for it. Tough shit lol.
 
Back