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call me fish said:
can i get a super short summary of what’s developed in the past couple days?
i went camping and came back to a mountain of shit
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Chris was sent to the Shadow Realm for losing a Pokemon Card duel and was summarily executed by President PMURT by getting zapped to the extreme as Mary Lee Walsh came for CWC and Barbchu and Patty scissored and screamed Julaaaaaay and the pickle man cried, resulting in Joshua Moon "Null" to shoot up the Pulse Nightclub with an automatic bitcoin assault rifle to claim Jersusalem for the Palestinians and George Flyod.
 
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Asianjuggalo said:
That's it. I am sick of you. You want to fight or something? What is your deal? Come to my house. Fuck around and find out. I am a professional bodybuilder/MMA fighter. Come at me bro. My address: 25 SW 8th Cy, Delray Beach, FL USA.

Let me know when you get close. I will go outside. Let's sort it out like men.
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Cherokee bitch. Tl:dr You'll be in the morgue.

Damn you i can't even say the whole thing correctly. Kill yourself.
 
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horrorfan89 said:
Honestly he'll be lucky if his shit foolery convinces the courts to put him in some kind of long term care facility.
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I have said this before in the thread, but it would honestly be for the best that he is put in a mental health facility. Prison or jail is not gonna help. He has been fucked up for years, and needs mental help, not tyrones cock.
 
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DX10 said:
Has Cole said anything about it yet?
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I don't think so, but it's an inevitably that enough weens are harrasing him on social media and on the phone that we'll get a statement or shakey phone camera clip (up right of course because zoomers don't know how to tilt their phones for landscape mode) sooner or later.
 
Asianjuggalo said:
That's it. I am sick of you. You want to fight or something? What is your deal? Come to my house. Fuck around and find out. I am a professional bodybuilder/MMA fighter. Come at me bro. My address: 25 SW 8th Cy, Delray Beach, FL USA.

Let me know when you get close. I will go outside. Let's sort it out like men.
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Nice new copypasta, my nigga.
 
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Criminal Stupidity said:
You have to wonder what condition she is in physically, too. Bob's death was under fairly horrific conditions, with the general neglect leading to things like insects biting and eating him while he was still alive. There's absolutely no way Chris has been checking any of the care boxes for her he should be, and how likely is it she's capable of handling her own basic self-care necessities like properly bathing? Slap on top of it Chris has been having his way with her barbussy and I think it would be a miracle if she wasn't in such terrible shape wherever has her wants to hold onto her for quite a while, if not permanently.
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Didn't she have Scabies about 5-10 years ago as well? Back when she was a semi-big chungus.
 
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Asianjuggalo said:
That's it. I am sick of you. You want to fight or something? What is your deal? Come to my house. Fuck around and find out. I am a professional bodybuilder/MMA fighter. Come at me bro. My address: 25 SW 8th Cy, Delray Beach, FL USA.

Let me know when you get close. I will go outside. Let's sort it out like men.
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Care to put your money where your mouth is, faggot?
4210 Wolfetown Rd, Cherokee, NC 28719
Bring as many of your cowardly friends as you want; I'll go to prison, but all of you will go to the morgue
 
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I can just imagine Chris's public defenders face, being given a file wider than the girth of his own dick, he flips it to the bio and sees "Christine Chandler" next to a picture that is quite clearly a tub of lard who just hasn't had a hair cut in years and marching into a small, sterile room and being presented with a fat, stupid motherfucker who smells like sweat, cat piss and BO, and before he even gets the chance to introduce himself, Chris yells "I need to go home! I need my THINGS!".

It isn't Chris who needs the GoFundMe at this point. That public defender has to go home every night and tell his wife to fill the tub with tabasco and tomato juice and burn his suit.
 
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geewizz said:
I can just imagine Chris's public defenders face, being given a file wider than the girth of his own dick, he flips it to the bio and sees "Christine Chandler" next to a picture that is quite clearly a tub of lard who just hasn't had a hair cut in years and marching into a small, sterile room and being presented with a fat, stupid motherfucker who smells like sweat, cat piss and BO, and before he even gets the chance to introduce himself, Chris yells "I need to go home! I need my THINGS!".

It isn't Chris who needs the GoFundMe at this point. That public defender has to go home every night and tell his wife to fill the tub with tabasco and tomato juice and burn his suit.
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Motherfucker indeed O_o
 
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Titos said:
This is probably retarded but I am not sure whether I hope Chris gets jail time or whether he gets sent to a mental institution. I don't want him to get sent to prison because he could be killed and he's an obvious retard who probably understands a whopping 2% of how much his actions are fucked up. I don't want him going to a psychiatric facility because those places are just as likely to abuse him in possibly even worse ways than prison would. On the other hand I can't decide which of the more positive outcomes would be more funny, a prison full of murderers and rapists becoming a concrete version of the farms constantly laughing at his retard antics, or a bunch of straight jacket schizos laughing at how he is a retard. A real dilemma if I've ever seen one.
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Funnier and more poetic outcome is definitely locking him up with his feared slow in the minds.
 
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