Happy Eviction Day! - Free ride no longer free

Most people aren’t going to be “out on the streets”. They have friends or family that can help them.
Yeah about that.

Finding housing for someone with low income is totally fucked right now. I took in a dumbass homeless idiot family member a week or two before Covid hit. Supposed to be just a simple couple months deal of crashing in my guest bedroom and hooking him up with social services. Nope. Getting him the fuck out has been fresh hell for over a year and a half because they haven't been evicting the low-income housing and all their tard wranglers are "working from home" making getting anything done near impossible. This means going legit and the only available apartments want a pedigree that he doesn't have (credit rating, rental history, income 3x rent, etc). Tried going Section 8 but all the wait lists and everything are closed indefinitely because of the moratorium.

Pay your rent or GTFO. No more excuses. There is a labor shortage. I don't give a shit about the landlord's profit margins. They are going to need it to fix the place after my tard relative stays there. Just like I will have to remodel my guest room.

Anyways, somebody is going to be homeless very soon because of this. It can be the freeloading fucks or the freeloading fuck I got that comes with a check from the state for 70% of the rent. That guest room is going to be empty. Now where did I put the Kilz primer.
 
Since they decided to kick the can down the road and grant a 60 day extension they should have said "fuck it" and extended it until Dec 1st. That way all the deadbeats would end up homeless in just in time for Christmas.
Yeah about that.

Finding housing for someone with low income is totally fucked right now. I took in a dumbass homeless idiot family member a week or two before Covid hit. Supposed to be just a simple couple months deal of crashing in my guest bedroom and hooking him up with social services. Nope. Getting him the fuck out has been fresh hell for over a year and a half because they haven't been evicting the low-income housing and all their tard wranglers are "working from home" making getting anything done near impossible. This means going legit and the only available apartments want a pedigree that he doesn't have (credit rating, rental history, income 3x rent, etc). Tried going Section 8 but all the wait lists and everything are closed indefinitely because of the moratorium.

Pay your rent or GTFO. No more excuses. There is a labor shortage. I don't give a shit about the landlord's profit margins. They are going to need it to fix the place after my tard relative stays there. Just like I will have to remodel my guest room.

Anyways, somebody is going to be homeless very soon because of this. It can be the freeloading fucks or the freeloading fuck I got that comes with a check from the state for 70% of the rent. That guest room is going to be empty. Now where did I put the Kilz primer.
If your relative never signed a lease, I would have kicked em to the curb by now. If they never leave take them somewhere while you have the locks changed. Then when you get home lock them out and throw all their shit on the lawn.
 
The Twitter meltdowns before the moratorium got renewed were hilarious. I should’ve screenshot it but my favorite was someone complaining that it was evil that landlords charge more than what’s enough to pay their mortgage. These parasites apparently don’t understand that their landlords are paying for taxes, water bills, garbage collection, saving money for repairs, etc. As one other landlord posted on Reddit , can’t wait to see these leeches fit their 80” TVs into a tent under the bridge.
 
Since they decided to kick the can down the road and grant a 60 day extension they should have said "fuck it" and extended it until Dec 1st. That way all the deadbeats would end up homeless in just in time for Christmas.

If your relative never signed a lease, I would have kicked em to the curb by now. If they never leave take them somewhere while you have the locks changed. Then when you get home lock them out and throw all their shit on the lawn.
That is where we are at. Shit went to a mini stg a couple weeks ago. The guy basically has alcohol-abuse related dementia and should go to a group home. The VA people tried working him towards that but he refused. That is where my patience ended. Fucker gets a massive helping hand because he spent a couple years jacking off in the peacetime Navy and turned it down because they "treat him like a kid". You have to. The motherfucker can't order a pizza without help.

He can fuck back off to his shitty dirtbag friends. He has an income and a bank account and a driver's license and broadform car insurance now. I'm sure they will find him useful and exploitable again.
 
Probably already posted, but many areas have a no eviction during winter regulation.

With the time it'll take for the new 60 day moratorium to expire along with the jammed up courts, it'll be at least till spring 2022 for many of these areas.
 
I was thinking about what the big investment of our time is and I honestly think it's just opening a fast food restaurant and hooking it up to online delivery services and apps.

Just a burger franchise or something could probably earn you a ton of passive income.
Franchising is far from passive income. The definition of a franchisee is "a guy with a big boat at the lake, which he never gets to use because he's spending his weekends scrubbing the toilets."
 
Franchising is far from passive income. The definition of a franchisee is "a guy with a big boat at the lake, which he never gets to use because he's spending his weekends scrubbing the toilets."
I think this is something that was made up years ago by restaurant owners.

These days, if you brought a franchise to a place where it isn't, extending the reach of Dairy Queen, for example, I imagine you could make a lot of money.
 
I think this is something that was made up years ago by restaurant owners.

These days, if you brought a franchise to a place where it isn't, extending the reach of Dairy Queen, for example, I imagine you could make a lot of money.
Most franchises are run by huge corporations in their own right. Fast food in general is a business with razor thin margins. Smart money doesn't own the Subway. Smart money owns the building the subway is in.
 
Most franchises are run by huge corporations in their own right. Fast food in general is a business with razor thin margins. Smart money doesn't own the Subway. Smart money owns the building the subway is in.
Well Subway is a terrible franchise with sad food, so I feel like that's a bad example.

If you take a restaurant like an in and out burger, which is basically a religion with a cult attached to it, and you opened one in an area that's far away from the nearest location, you could easily make millions of dollars in a few years. Especially when you consider the market it now beefed up by delivery apps and people's pandemic habits.

Yeah, owning the lot would be good, too.
 
The Twitter meltdowns before the moratorium got renewed were hilarious. I should’ve screenshot it but my favorite was someone complaining that it was evil that landlords charge more than what’s enough to pay their mortgage. These parasites apparently don’t understand that their landlords are paying for taxes, water bills, garbage collection, saving money for repairs, etc. As one other landlord posted on Reddit , can’t wait to see these leeches fit their 80” TVs into a tent under the bridge.
These are all the exact same people who vote for every property tax increase with the rationale that "I'm a renter, I'm not paying property taxes". Then shocked Pikachu face when their rent goes up by the same percentage they voted to increase the tax by.
If you take a restaurant like an in and out burger, which is basically a religion with a cult attached to it, and you opened one in an area that's far away from the nearest location, you could easily make millions of dollars in a few years. Especially when you consider the market it now beefed up by delivery apps and people's pandemic habits.
Also a bad example since In-N-Out doesn't franchise. Franchising seems like a sucker's game for the most part, it's a way for companies to grow faster and offload some of the risks to third parties. Look at Quizno's for an example of how that can backfire for both the company and the franchisees.
 
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These are all the exact same people who vote for every property tax increase with the rationale that "I'm a renter, I'm not paying property taxes". Then shocked Pikachu face when their rent goes up by the same percentage they voted to increase the tax by.
And the price of their avocado toast on artisinal bread sold at the local coffee shop that leases its space in the apartment complex lobby.

So many carpet baggers in my home state from New York and California complaining about how they loved it there but it was just too expensive and they had to move. No shit. You've been voting to increase the cost of living every 2 years for 30 years. And now here you are.
 
Tim Pool has a hot take that the eviction moratorium may violate the THIRD amendment, and not just the 4th.


I've thought about it and tbh I think he is on to something. It goes to the intent of the framework. In plain text the ban on Quartering means the government cannot force you to house soldiers. More indirectly however, it can be viewed as the State cannot force you to house its agents in time of peace. At a minimum this could include anyone from police officers to the janitor at the county records office. Basically anyone on the government payroll.

So on that front...I wonder how many of these deadbeat tenants are receiving money from the government? All of them. We all were paid money as part of the broader COVID emergency which the eviction ban is a component. I am usually not a fan of creative constitutional interpretations, but I can definitely see a path here. The government cannot force you to house people in your own home. Which is essentially the intention behind the 3rd amendment.
 
Tim Pool has a hot take that the eviction moratorium may violate the THIRD amendment, and not just the 4th.


I've thought about it and tbh I think he is on to something. It goes to the intent of the framework. In plain text the ban on Quartering means the government cannot force you to house soldiers. More indirectly however, it can be viewed as the State cannot force you to house its agents in time of peace. At a minimum this could include anyone from police officers to the janitor at the county records office. Basically anyone on the government payroll.

So on that front...I wonder how many of these deadbeat tenants are receiving money from the government? All of them. We all were paid money as part of the broader COVID emergency which the eviction ban is a component. I am usually not a fan of creative constitutional interpretations, but I can definitely see a path here. The government cannot force you to house people in your own home. Which is essentially the intention behind the 3rd amendment.
That's a really interesting argument.

My interpretation of the Amendment is that there are two really important factors. One is that the people you're housing are armed. The other is that the quarters are the same space where you and your family live.

When it comes to unarmed people on an owned property, I could see the argument there.
 
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I glanced around Reddit, and to the surprise of no one, they're blaming capitalism and saying this would never happen if we just adopted Maoism in America.
These niggers are as ignorant about the rest of the world as the dumbest redneck around, they have no fucking idea that mao was the son of a landlord and basically he and his party became the one and only landlord in all of china. You literally cannot own your house there thanks to mao, you can lease it from the government for 70 years for the same price it would take you to buy a home/land anywhere in the first world which is why any chinese who is middle class and above goes abroad to buy real estate. Also if the chicom decide they need your home they kick your ass out and demolish it
Look at Quizno's for an example of how that can backfire for both the company and the franchisees.
Dont know the story, what happened?
 
That's a really interesting argument.

My interpretation of the Amendment is that there are two really important factors. One is that the people you're housing are armed. The other is that the quarters are the same space where you and your family live.

When it comes to unarmed people on an owned property, I could see the argument there.
Under strict interpretation yeah, soldiers would be armed agents of the State coming in and sleeping in your bed. Considering that we've managed to carve a right to privacy that allows for abortion out of the 14th amendment that mentioned neither abortion or privacy, it's not like the courts haven't stretched the constitution into pretzels before to justify a ruling.

With that in mind it's simplicity itself to see how you can argue the Government forcing you to house literal deadbeats in your house to be a violation of the ban on Quartering.
 
Dont know the story, what happened?
Quizno's expanded heavily in the 1990s and early-2000s on the backs of an aggressive franchising program. They had some of the lowest franchise fees in the business and didn't care much about market overpenetration, leading to a lot of substandard stores getting opened up in too concentrated of an area, cannibalizing their sales. On top of that they squeezed their franchisees by forcing them to buy food through a middleman owned by the company and to bear the costs of promotions they ran trying to compete with Subway. Now Quizno's is down to about 5% of the US locations they had at their peak.
 
So do they have to pay all the rent they owe through all of last year or does it just start month to month again?
 
I understand there's obviously shitty landlords out there but honestly 90% of reeeee landlords rhetoric I see boils down to "how dare people not let me live in their property for free!?!?!?"
"Just work a job and pay off your mortgage yourself"

*Doesn't work and has an apartment filled with impulse buys*

Free government housing would absolutely be shit.
 
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