Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

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Hey baby, you're so beautiful, I love you.

I never thought I would be with such a gorgeous woman, you're all I've ever dreamed of.
Last nights lesbian sex was amazing!


But could you just shift your sweaty bollocks off my neovag please, our scrotum flesh rubbing together is giving me dysphoria.

Hun.
 
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"hatched eggs" also can't find a good selfie angle

they just start lying to everyone and themselves and pretend that they did
Let's be real, though. There is no selfie angle in the known universe that will ever make any of these degenerate retards look good. Plus they are so damn lazy that they don't even bother shaving or bathing 99% of the time. Does anyone think they are going to do some work to figure out the best selfie angle?
 
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Hey baby, you're so beautiful, I love you.

I never thought I would be with such gorgeous woman, you're all I've ever dreamed of.
Last nights lesbian sex was amazing!


But could you just shift your sweaty bollocks off of my neovag please, our scrotum flesh rubbing together is giving me dysphoria.

Hun.
Mike Enslin: The troon thunderdome's gotta be filthy. I mean, the sheets on Kevin's bed haven't been changed in... what, eleven years?
Gerald Olin: No no no. We're very professional here. The fuckshed gets a light turn once a month. I supervise, the volunteers work in pairs. We treat the shed and the entire troonch as if it's a chamber filled with poison gas. We only stay 10 minutes and I insist the door remain open. But still... A few years ago a young trans cutie from Madison found herself locked in the bathroom. She was only there for a few moments, but when we pulled her out she was-
Mike Enslin: She was dead?
Gerald Olin: No. Dickless. Wedgedick syndrome. She had taken a pair of scissors and gouged her ballz out. She was laughing hysterically.

I know this ain't Wedge but it's fucking bad enough.
 
His hair is so dry and looks like it has a ton of breakage. "I would rather my hair look bright pink and dirty than a slightly faded pink but clean and styled" is such lazy troonthink.

His DIY dangerhair routine isn't doing anything but damage, and the fact that he says he's avoiding washing it so it stays as vibrant as possible just tells me how stupid he is when it comes to any sort of grooming. He's bleaching it first, which is the real cause of the damage, as you can't lift hair color without opening up the cuticle of the hair, which makes the hair shaft weak and rough. There are ways to slightly mitigate the damage, things professionals use like certain types of lightener, using less powerful developers, employing something like Olaplex or another additive to help repair the bonds on the hair being broken by the ammonia and peroxide in the bleach. The pink is a semi-permanent color, I don't recall seeing the brand he uses, most are set to last about 20-ish shampoos, depending on what color you are using (fading bit by bit every wash).

Rather than just not washing his hair, he could wash with cool water, use sulfate free shampoo, and as others have mentioned a color depositing conditioner if he really wants to keep it that bright. I remember a while back he said his "hair type" didn't need to be washed every day. He likely has an oily scalp, and heard the advice not to shampoo oily hair daily to try to train the scalp to produce less oil. The thing is, that is sort of true, you can get out of the shampooing every day cycle, but it doesn't just mean stop washing your hair at all. He just uses any excuse he can to be as lazy as possible. People with super thick hair, like Arabic hair, they can get away with going a couple extra days without washing without looking like a greasy bum. He does not have this hair type, I would guess it is on the fine side, with an oily scalp and dry mids-to-ends, from damage and using the wrong products. Sorry Kev, you are white. Wash your hair.

100% agree with the hair sperging. It amazes me how these people are KNOWN for their weird hair colors but still haven't figured out how to make it look actually good. Also semipermanent hair dye is cheap, you can just mix it with your conditioner and leave it in for 10 minutes or so during your shower routine to reinforce the color - you don't just stop washing your hair!!!!!!
I guess going to a hair colour professional would go against their "badass independent guerrilla farmers" image. Or maybe he has no money for that because they spent it all on dildos and toys.
 
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Hey baby, you're so beautiful, I love you.

I never thought I would be with such a gorgeous woman, you're all I've ever dreamed of.
Last nights lesbian sex was amazing!


But could you just shift your sweaty bollocks off my neovag please, our scrotum flesh rubbing together is giving me dysphoria.

Hun.
Why would you take the time to write that, dear god man!

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Bryan Loeper is a grifter.

Help Salina - Out of the Frying Pan, In The Fire

Salina Grey is organizing this fundraiser.
Created 5 hours ago
Rent, Food & Monthly Bills

CW: Suicidal Ideation

Hi! My name is Salina and I'm a neurodivergent trans woman who has been out for less than a year. I ended up in a spiral of suicidal ideation due to the perfect storm of living in Mississippi as a trans person and not having the space to explore and become me plus medical whack-a-mole as my mental health team and I tried to find a stable solution to my ADHD symptoms. With the encouragement of both my MH team and several compassionate coworkers, I took a leave of absence on FMLA.

Unfortunately things got worse before they got better. My psychiatrist at the time stopped responding to my calls and texts and refused to send copies of my medical records for the approval of FMLA and SDI. Fortunately I was able to get FMLA approved with just the records from my therapist, but the SDI was officially denied last week. Since I have had no income since April, I have lost my apartment, been unable to pay child support, and unable to pay bills such as my phone (which has been disconnected) and car payments.

All in all I owe upwards of $13,000 just in unpaid bills/support to-date. This does not include past due amounts for credit card debt from two divorces and over two decades of untreated MH issues.

Fortunately things DID get better - I found a place that feels like home, have met and made wonderful friends, and been able to return to work part time with the intention to return to full time once I can establish a stable routine. I just can't tackle this last mountain alone and could use all the love and support you can spare

Any donations will go towards (numbers are approximate):

$550 in past due phone bills so I can stay in contact with my loved ones, coworkers, and medical professionals.

$7500 in past due child support so my ex can recoup some of the extra she had to put in taking care of our four children while I was out of work.

$4000 in past due car payments, insurance, and registration fees needed to complete my relocation to Colorado.

$400 in past due medical bills and upcoming copays for critical MH and HRT Rx.

$300 in past due storage unit rental costs where the belongings I could not fit in the car still reside in Mississippi.

The rest will go towards current living expenses as I get back on my feet including rent, food, utilities, and gas. I am fortunate in having a safe place to stay and food to eat, but currently I do not contribute anything to those expenses and I ought to be.

Above and beyond that will go either towards helping eliminate old debt so I have the financial freedom to pay your generosity forward, or directly donated to other trans people and charities in need.

Thank you so much for reading my story and your love and support. If possible I'd ask that you also share this to as wide an audience as you can - more hands lighten the load for all of us.


All in all I owe upwards of $13,000 just in unpaid bills/support to-date. This does not include past due amounts for credit card debt from two divorces and over two decades of untreated MH issues.

ummmm… Bryan, sweetie… I don’t know how to break this to you but not even kevin could raise this kind of money easily and he’s like the godfather of trans Twitter.

I think your four kids are gonna have to learn how to steal shoes from Walmart and target.

Bryan’s go fund me has really cemented though why kevin is such a fun trans Lolcow to follow. Kevins has all the hallmarks of a AGP troon but none of the super depressing emotional baggage/damage that most AGPs have (Real sexual abuse/rape at a young age, having children that you’re not paying child support to, having some diagnosable mental issues or fucked up brining).

Nope! Kevin is Kevin, he was molded by the Internet and lives on the Internet. Had a nice family, got to do whatever he wanted and didn’t leave any dependents in his past life.


“ selfies are an art, my body is a constantly evolving canvas “

Damn’ straight about that. I’ve seen at least 5 new lines have recently evolved on your forehead since the last selfie you took.

I don’t want to encourage self harm or anything like that but… but seriously Ripley maybe you just need neck yourself if you refuse to listen to pretty much every single medical professional you talk to.

Every single tweet Ripley makes basically makes his life sound like a living nightmare, that every single human being on the planet (that isn’t on Twitter) is a transphobic monster who wants to harm him.
Ripley, try to assume people want the best for you and are actually trying to help you and you will find life is a lot nicer.
 
Next POV: you haven't eaten since your kidnapping. You wish you'd woken in the comfort and safety of your own home, and could be relishing a nice warm breakfast. As you begin to sob, your captor looks into your fearful eyes and points to his girlfriend Kevryn's Amhole, he then orders you to:

 
Next POV: you haven't eaten since your kidnapping. You wish you'd woken in the comfort and safety of your own home, and could be relishing a nice warm breakfast. As you begin to sob, your captor looks into your fearful eyes and points to his girlfriend Kevryn's Amhole, he then orders you to:

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Kevins has all the hallmarks of a AGP troon but none of the super depressing emotional baggage/damage that most AGPs have (Real sexual abuse/rape at a young age, having children that you’re not paying child support to, having some diagnosable mental issues or fucked up brining).
I'd argue being exposed to /b/tard-ery at a crucial developmental stage counts as trauma.
 
Black people and (actual) deaf people found Wedge tweet:story:
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Late, but I love how Wedge says these videos go viral because people are laughing at interpreters, but he wants them to be black interpreters so people laugh more at black people. He got bodied in those replies, pointing out his many contradictions is too easy.

Rate me late but Bryan’s whole “don’t kys we’re all in this together si se puede” video had me so angry I shut it off and went outside.
This man. This motherfucking deadbeat dad $15k in debt who abandoned his children to go on degenerate gay road trips with other degenerate gays wastes his own time talking into the camera with the manliest voice ever delivering Hallmark card encouragement. Instead of calling his own kids or getting a job or unfucking his life.

Fuck Bryan. At least Kevin and Wedge don’t have little Kevlets and Wedgies growing up fatherless somewhere hundreds of miles away. I hope an alpaca kicks Bryan in the neck in minecraft.
The fact that he will give goofy internet hugs to strangers instead of being there to real-life hug his kids made me MATI.

I never understood it, either. Always seemed like circular logic to me.

"If you wanted to dump all of your bank account as shares in dogecoin but are afraid of losing your life's savings, that's your inner stockbroker speaking. You're already a investment tycoon!"

Your brain tells you "no" for a good reason. Like the psychological concept of the id. Yes, I'm certain you had the thought of barging into the back of a Five Guys and devouring the first burger you saw on the ready line before dine-and-dashing. Considered, no, but imagined the scenario, definitely. Caveman brain says hungry and no like lose money.

Everyone comes up with these what-ifs. The fact you thought up a patently awful idea and realized why it is one doesn't mean you should do it because your common sense overrides your caveman brain. It isn't your "innermost desire" trying to surface. It's you filtering out the random fantasies you come up with because doing otherwise would ruin your life.
This is the worst part about our current era for me. Self-restraint is universally treated as bondage that you have to break free from, instead of the only thing keeping you on the track toward a happy, fulfilled life.

Wait, so how many days was it that he didn’t wash his hair? He posted when wedge dyed it. I need to go back and look unless someone beats me to it. It’s been at least several days.

update: page 1434, he dyed it FRIDAY.

He waited SIX DAYS to wash his hair.
It is best to wait a few days if you can when you dye your hair red or pink. It tends to wash out if it hasn't set enough, more so than natural colors. If you jump in the shower right after, it will look like you're washing off blood.

So I would have given Kevin a grace period of 3 days. And he could always use dry shampoo, which shouldn't hurt it. But he won't.
 
I'd argue being exposed to /b/tard-ery at a crucial developmental stage counts as trauma.
I think Kevin's dad's death might have had something to do with the person he is today. If I remember right, his dad died around 2001, right? Kevin would have been 13/14 around that time. Obviously a parent dying when you're around that age can be pretty traumatic, and at that age boys are starting to go through puberty too, so porn and cooming could have been a coping mechanism that he never stopped using, which of course led to the AGP. This is all speculation, I don't think we'll ever really get to the meat of what made Kevin the troon he is today, at least not definitively.
 
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Next POV: you haven't eaten since your kidnapping. You wish you'd woken in the comfort and safety of your own home, and could be relishing a nice warm breakfast. As you begin to sob, your captor looks into your fearful eyes and points to his girlfriend Kevryn's Amhole, he then orders you to:

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>tfw she didn't put the lotion in the basket
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